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Author has written 1 story for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

WARNING! IF I'M EVER ON YOU PAGE THERE'S A 99.9% CHANCE THAT I STOLE ALL OF YOUR ICONS AND SAYINGS!

You say red and black, I say Red, Black, Blue, White, and Green

You say forks, I say shurikens

You say Edward and Bella, I say Jay and Nya

You say Jack Black, I say the Black Ninja

You say Mafia, I say Serpentine

You say rock, paper, scissors, I say rock, paper, clamp

You say childhood, I say Legos

You say Hitler, I say the Evil Overlord

You say school, I say training

You say, "We're so dead!" I say, "We're so hooped!"

You say home, I say The Bounty

You say Elsa, I say Zane

You say weird, I say Darreth

You say PB&J, I say mucus salt sandwich

You say principal, I say Sensei

You say Karate, I say spinjitzu

You say robot, I say nindroid

You say deadly acid, I say Cole's chili

You say Tokyo, I say Ninjago City

You say hallucination, I say venomari spit

You say holy grail, I say weapons of spinjitzu

You say walking dead, I say Skulkin

You say Superman, I say Green Ninja

You say Chuck Norris, I say the First Spinjitzu Master

You say Darth Vader, I say Garmadon

You say "It's all good", I say "Everything's gravy!"

You say nuclear bomb, I say mega weapon

You say Halloween costumes, I say pirate pajamas

You say life, I say Ninjago

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, in the face, with Jay's nunchucks, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, like Zane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, like Lloyd, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Chima SUCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have watched Ninjaball Run more than 5 times, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have seen every Ninjago episode and YOU WANT MORE, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If Lord Garmadon makes you laugh, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Nya deserves a bigger and better role, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you like Ninjago post this on your profile: "Ninjago is the word for awesome"

If you wish that you were a ninja/samurai/Spinjitzu master, PASTE THIS ONE YOUR PROFILE!

If you want Ninjago to continue, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever gazed blankly at somewhere, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile.

If your best friend knows you are completely insane, and yet somehow puts up with your antics every time you see her, copy this on your profile.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues...

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.

Screen doors are painful and sneaky. If you agree, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 page book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

Come to the dark side…

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! And the dark side is sooo much better than the good side!

9. You get to wear a white lab coat! (ooh la la)

10. You can access our stock of cool evil gadgets. (aka a blender and toaster.)

11. You get to wear tall black shiny boots and a black shiny belt. (NO SUSPENDERS! WE'RE NOT FIREFIGHTERS OR PEOPLE WHOSE PANTS FALL DOWN!)

12. You get to wear creepy masks.

13. Keyword: Power! You get lots of it.

14. All of the black capes have cool inside pockets to hold my secret bunny collection. Did I just say that out loud?

15. We get a vacation unlike the Jedi's.

16. We can do dangerous things like sky diving or eating chili or sunbathing. (Though it is hard to sunbathe when you are wearing black.)

17. We get to order our minions around.

18. When no one is looking, we have funny faces contests.

19. We love to mix stuff in the blenders and dare each other to drink it.

20. Sometimes, we hijack the TV studios and make our own commercials.

21. HOT BAD GUYS!!!

22. You get to act stupid any time and people are to afraid to laugh at you.

23. We have hot fudge sundaes every Tuesday!

24. The reason YOU joined

Dear Bullies

See that kid doing his homework in homeroom? last night he talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl u just called fat? She is starving her self.

See that old man you just made fun of or those ugly scars ? He fought for our country.

See that boy you just made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow every day because his family is to poor.

Re-post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you are.

P- Powerful

E- Energetic

R- Rambunctious

C- Clever

Y- Young

J- Joyful

A- Amazing

C- Confident

K- Kind

S- Stupendous!

O- Optimistic

N- Noble

PJO fans need to have this on their profile

I want a boy who's funny...Leo

I want a boy who's sweet...Frank

I want a boy who's a good leader...Jason

I want a boy who's loyal...Percy

I want a boy who's clever...Leo

I want a boy who's brave...Frank

I want a boy who's caring...Jason

But MOST of all, I want a boy who would fall into the depths of Tartarus for me.

If you love Percy for what he did, copy and paste this on your profile.

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Everything Wrong with the First Season of Ninjago by NinjaWriterMaster reviews
No episode of Ninjago is without sin, especially the first season episodes.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/25/2018 - Published: 1/30/2015 - Complete
Worlds Unite by JayHawk134 reviews
Stranded in a foreign world, the ninja's only priority is to return home. But when a new issue arises, will the ninja and their new friend be able to fix everything? Or will evil triumph once and for all?
Ninjago - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 56,275 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/15/2017 - Published: 11/18/2014
Everyone Loves Percy by Princess Andromeda II reviews
Everyone loves Percy Jackson. Whether it is romantically,maternally, or admiringly, everyone who ever met the son of Poseidon couldn't resist loving him, even if he never loved them back. As a result, hearts were broken. But no one has ever listened to that side of the story...until now.A series of one-shots from the POV of girls that have loved Percy in some way; no real timeline.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,804 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Percy J. - Complete
Nya: The Warrior in Red by JayHawk134 reviews
Nya is a young woman living in ancient Ninjago. After a failed attempt to bring her family honor, she makes a difficult decision that could change Ninjago history, and herself, forever.
Ninjago - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,612 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/4/2015 - Published: 7/11/2015
Piracy by Britney Black reviews
A fanfic where all the demigods of the Percy Jackson series are pirates. This story is about Percy. He lives in a breezy little French sea town, Parlamer. Italian pirates blast into his quiet ocean side life and wreak havoc, burning and stealing. Percy is taken by the pirates annnddd...? ART BY VIRIA (I HAVE NO CLAIM, OK? SHE DID IT ALL :)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,535 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/30/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014
The Amazing SpiderJay by Packerfan95 reviews
Jay has been bitten by a genetic modified spider from the cooperation known as Oscorp. Now enhanced with amazing spider abilities, Jay knows that great power comes with great responsibilities for the greater good. Now seeing himself as the mysterious Spiderman, Jay will do everything in his power to protect Ninjago City. Even if he has to keep his secret from the people he loves.
Ninjago - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 121,721 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Jay, Nya, OC - Complete
He's Your Boyfriend? by xoInfinityxo reviews
Annabeth moves to New York to live with her aunt and cousins and is happy to be closer to camp and Percy, but what happens when Annabeth finds out that her cousin has a crush on the famous green-eyed hero? Percabeth, Jasper
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 113,340 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,045 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The French Demigod reviews
When a French girl named Lilly gets attacked by a monster Percy Jackson comes to save her. He then takes her to Camp Half-Blood, the only problems are that she doesn't speak English and hasn't been claimed. Meanwhile a mysterious threat arises and is planning something big... (happens after the HOO series and BOO)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 5/23/2015