Hello everyone!

OK, just want to take this very limited, physically draining opportunity to apologize to the handful of people who were deeply hurt by my lack of updates. I have a whole list of excuses, and most of them are, in fact, good reasons for my not writing, but i do not usually tolerate excuses, even from myself. Let's just say that my "double-life" kept me from going anywhere public to update. Wow, i sound like a spy. I really am going to finish my story, even if i have turned on it and now pretty much hate my futile attempt at writing.I am currently located at a place that enables me to possibly finish my story by the end of June. Weee... then i will have to take some time to plan my next story with more detail.

Just wanted to say sorry. and blame Halo 3 (go look up Jamesatwar on youtube)

PLEASE TAKE THIS TIME TO ANSWER MY POLL

HEY!! on the story traffic it says that 63 people returned for chapter 2! thats good (if you dont know how many read chap 1)

So, just gonna give you some general info.

LIKES: reading (especially fantasy), anime ( but I've only seen Death Note and Bleach), Singing (I'm the only one who doesn't think I can-in my family at least), Writing stuff (especially drawn to angsty stuff, beware optimistic people!), desserts, L (who, like me, is a sugar freak- not to mention his hotness level is like, 20 out of 10!), yaoi (have you noticed how after each thing, there's something in parenthesis?), Art (even though i suck, the ideas i have are good, i just have trouble with the execution of said ideas), Photography (digital please!), and anything from writing to directing to acting in scary movies (my passion)

THINGS I DON'T NECESSARILY LIKE, BUT DO: Percussion ( i'm only worthy of concert band), , Learning ( i have a natural talent for this), FCATing (i confirm it, i live in FL-yes, also have a natural talent for FCATish tests ((SAT, ACT, etc)) ) the list continues

HATES: people who say "your mom" even when it makes no sense, waking up in the morning ( or any time for that matter), VEGETABLES!!, other nutricious items, such as: vitamins, ham ( but not fruit, I love fruit), the music played during intense scenes of scary movies, and telling time w/o digital help, boys who act like they may be into you, but never do anything about it-or worse: have a girlfriend.

Like I said, I've only seen (or read) Death Note and Bleach. I love them both though.

however, i kind of regret starting DN (my anime virginity was technically taken by sailor moon, but i haven't seen that in forever, so we'll say i lost it to Bleach) because i used to be super obsessed with, well... byakuya, renji, hanatarou, ulquiorra, ichigo and so on ( basically every hot guy in bleach but when i saw L... i... uh... became 'un-faithful' to my Bleach lovers, and now barely have time for it anymore.

yes i have finished DN. On like 175 of Bleach

Ok, this is ultra funny. Have a sleepover, go to Wal-Mart, do these things:

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. Throw skittles at people and yell, "Taste the rainbow!'

18. Go the toy section, get a light-saber and start challenging people to a jedi match.

19. Follow a random person and if they turn and ask why are you following me yell, "No I won't have sex with you!"

20. when you get to the front of the register pretend to seriously consider the many flavors of gums. take 10 minutes to study the cinnamon ones, then move on to fruit flavored...

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things and add another one to the list! XD

And now, funny quotes:

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures." -George W. Bush

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?

"Press any key to continue, where's the any key?" - Homer

"I hope I didn't brain my damage..."- Homer

"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff... and I want in." - Homer

"If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way." - Homer

"Oh, man! We killed Mr. Burns! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad!" - Homer

"If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment"-Dave Allen

"To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the C students, I say: You, too, can be president of the United States."- George W. Bush

"There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson."- Bart Simpson

"I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me superman."-Homer Simpson

Matsuda: Ryuuzaki, is there anything else I can do to help? Besides the manager job? L: You want to be useful? Matsuda: Yes! L: Then go get me some coffee.

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT IT!!"-Light

Misa: I can't imagine living in a world without Light
L: Yes, That would be dark

"Its written amazingly well...but if you don't take out the part that says "I don't care if you kill L", I'll die"-L

"I'll give you this strawberry if you keep it a secret"-L

"... I went to the dmv, or as I like to call it, Satan's asshole ..."- dane cook

" ... I don't like when juice wears tights, its a horrible combination when juce wears tights ..."- dane cook