Ecclectic-Devilhide bio
 Mkayz, a little information about me, the one and only Ecclectic Devil: Name: ZUZU! THE INSANE FIRELORD! (no, you shall never find out my true name) Age:pffft, please. Take a guess Gender: I am FEMALE, even though I sign my name as Zuko Interests: reading and writing( why else would I be here?), hanging out with my friends, watching movies, etc... Fav Authors: J.R.R. TOLKIEN, Stephanie Meyer, Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, James Patterson, Jane Austen, and many many others Fav Books: Lord of the Rings, Twilight series, Maximum Ride, Inheritance Cylce, The Host, The Kiesh-Ra Series, In the Forests of the Night, Shattered Mirror, Demon in My View, Midnight predator, Blue Bloods, and I could go on and on Fav T.V Shows: ATLA, America's Next Top Model (I like to laugh at them XD), Grey's Anatomy, Glimore Girls...that's about it... Fav Manga: Naruto, The Gentleman's Alliance, Vampire Knight, Full Moon Pairings: ZUTARA, MerxDer, JazzyxAlice, EdwardxBella, YukiXKaname, etc... |
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Over The Top by starfish422 reviews
Slash: Edward is an unabashed pleasure-seeker, one of the club kings of the Seattle gay community. One night at his favorite club, he meets an enigmatic man who rocks the world he has created. Explicit sexuality/language/mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,668 - Reviews: 6828 - Favs: 2,492 - Follows: 1,267 - Updated: 2/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Anderson Pleasures by StarkidPotterFan reviews
Anderson's Loft is the best gay club in L.A. and the best part? The Anderson Pleasures, a group of men guaranteed to make your wildest fantasies come true. Follow Chastity Kurt Hummel through his new job, new life and friends, and possible new love. AU.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 74,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Go Your Own Way by Zavocado reviews
Kurt Hummel just wants to get through his Junior Year at McKinley in one piece. But when the new guy from Dalton Academy Reform School for Boys takes an alarming interest in him, he's certain he's going to be in for a wild ride. Badboy!Blaine, Klaine, AU
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 201,863 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 3,892 - Updated: 4/24/2015 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
A Warm Place by KeatonGrin reviews
GKM Fill- Kurt is an abused cat hybrid taken in by Cooper Anderson, a vet who specializes in hybrids. Cooper helps Kurt heal from the pains of his past. When Cooper's brother Blaine arrives, it's just one more thing to be thankful for. kitty!Kurt, Klaine
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,014 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 4/16/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Nessie's Alpha by akes88 reviews
A quick glimpse into the love of Jake & Nessie. After a frustrating day taking orders from Sam, Jake needs to unwind and Ness doesn't mind following orders from her man to help him do so. One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
Mergers and Acquisitions by Touchstone67 reviews
When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 647,177 - Reviews: 5103 - Favs: 1,765 - Follows: 1,375 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Jasper, Edward
Restraint by scarlettfire reviews
With nowhere to go for the winter holidays, Blaine accompanies his college roommate Finn home, where he meets the most beautiful boy. The attraction flares hot and fast. Whether it'll stay is the question.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 81,654 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Home Videos by rayychel infinity reviews
Blaine doesn't wait for an answer before he's saying, "When you have the house to yourself, watch the DVD. For me. Please."
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,635 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 584 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Displacement by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. See the warnings/summary. A conversation that begins with: What's the dirtiest sex fantasy you have?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,119 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 28 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Let Me by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine, engaged and happy, make the trip back to Ohio for Blaine's cousin's wedding. Tension between Blaine and his father boils over and Kurt's left to make things right. Smut
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Tequila Translation by Zavocado reviews
Kurt had known Blaine spoke fluent Italian thanks to his mother's frequent Italian monologues, but while they're at a New Directions party, Kurt discovers that too much tequila makes Blaine forget English entirely. Smut warning.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Whore and The Gentleman by Touchstone67 reviews
Sequel to M&A. Riley is on the road to recovery, but can he overcome his addiction, his past, and his loss of Jasper to discover that hookers can find their Prince too? R/P slash. Rated M for...everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,564 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 297 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Riley, Peter
Vanilla by Aeria reviews
Kurt/Blaine smut. : They live together in NYC, have been together a few years: it's all so comfortable. But Kurt wants to try something a bit kinky and Blaine's eager to please so they try to be adventurous... Now with the alternate ending
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,021 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Too Hot To Handle by CE Winters reviews
Too Hot: A game where two people kiss without stopping and without touching. If one player touches the other, he loses. The winner gets to do whatever he wants to the loser. We all know what it does to Blaine when Kurt wins...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,440 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
STEADY MY BREATHING by LeeMinKyo reviews
Future!Klaine. You see the sheets twist under his body, the clothes you have been wearing being thrown randomly to the floor of your bedroom and you can only ask yourself: "How was I able to live before I met him?" BLAINE POV.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Your Eyes Leave Me Breathless by rayychel infinity reviews
"'I know we're not ready for actual sex, and I totally respect that. But we agreed that any and all fantasies are on the table. We said we'd always be honest and never hold back.'" Blaine wants to try something.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ebb And Flow by Aeria reviews
Twenty-something year old Kurt and Blaine in a hotel, in a bigger than usual shower. Long, drawn out sex that's mostly just Kurt being controlling and loving driving Blaine crazy. Smut, lots of smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,882 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Kisses in the Night by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Blaine's pretty sure this is a very vivid dream because there is no way Kurt is really in Blaine's room in the middle of the night, asking for Blaine to do this. Warning: Rimming
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,897 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tequila Makes Me A Dirty Slut by rayychel infinity reviews
Kurt decides that it's the tequila and the challenge burning through his veins that leads him to kiss Blaine messily with far too showy a display of tongue and far too loud moans as he slowly rocks his hips down. If they want him to perform he'll perform.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Laced Up Skin Tight by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Kurt's not sure how he's going to explain this to Blaine. He's not sure how Blaine's going to react. "You did what?" Warning- body piercing, pain kink
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,514 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Winning by Aeria reviews
Inevitable reaction sex fic to the whole spoilery slightly klaine line that could be a bit dirty from the first episode... And several people on tumblr goading me on. Klaine. Early relationship. But not so innocent. Smut. SMUT.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
In Knots by etmuse reviews
Kurt has a suggestion of something new he wants to try, which takes Blaine somewhat by surprise. But that doesn't mean he's not going to give it a shot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,499 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Near and Far by Aeria reviews
Over the summer of 2011 Blaine goes to Europe for a month. Kurt misses him. Really misses him. In ways he hadn't not missed him when he was home. They skype. Smut ensues. COMPLETE
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,693 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Lying Game by Akavet reviews
Altair x Malik. Altair has to meet face to face with the man whose brother he indirectly killed and just when he feels the pangs of guilt, Malik goes too far with the insults... SMUTTY but with PLOT! One-shot.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
Yearning by MonochromaticSongbird reviews
In which Blaine stumbles around his own head for a while, before deciding that he does want to have sex with Kurt. Fluff, fluff, more fluff and then some porn.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,822 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
We Could Steal Time by ASH.l.e.i.11 reviews
A kind-of song fic to Elephant Love Medley from Moulin Rouge. Kurt insists that Blaine sings along to all the love songs with him when watching Moulin Rouge, but something changes when Blaine sings 'we should be lovers'.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,475 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Navigating Is Easier With A Good First Mate by The Cimmerians reviews
It's a good thing they're them, otherwise this might be awkward.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,891 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I like it rough by Brilliantim reviews
Kurt wakes up next to a stranger, hung over and without any memory of the previous night. Awkward? Well, you'd be surprised! A oneshot which is basically just smut. Woho!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,417 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Something in the Way He Moves by klemonademouth reviews
There's a loud clang and an even louder curse, and Kurt wheels out from under the car. He glares at Blaine, standing up and wiping his hands off. "What are you doing here?" he asks. "Hi," Blaine repeats, dumbly, because it seems to be all he can say.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 20 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Who Could Resist? by I've-Gotta-Be-Me reviews
Kurt and Blaine are settled into their apartment and baking some brownies. Mix chocolate with desire and the outcome might just be delicious.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Act Two by dannyfranx reviews
Kurt has a new life, a new job, new friends and everything he ever wanted. Well, almost everything. KLAINE, Slash, oneshot.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,716 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Taking Things Slow by Copper Oxide reviews
Blaine has plans to end the best night of Kurt's life so far in the best way possible.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
I'll Be Swinging in a Hammock by subitodolcediva reviews
Kurt and Blaine are enjoying a sweet summer day in the Anderson backyard. Alone. In a hammock. Cue the fluff and the sexytimes because summer is here!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,908 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Just Missing You by subitodolcediva reviews
Blaine sees Kurt off to Nationals with a smile and a kiss. Kurt gives him a mysterious disc with strict instructions for him to watch it alone as a reward for his support. I wonder what could be on this mysterious disc?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Tethered by CharliesHoodie reviews
Years later Kurt is miserable, single and set up on a blind date. It's safe to say Blaine Anderson is the last person he expects to find waiting for him.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
If You're Ready Like I'm Ready by CarolineShea reviews
Kurt/Blaine future fic! The title is a lyric from the song "Marry You" - which should be a hint. Rated M for sexytimes!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,230 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Ooh La La by Aeria reviews
The girls at McKinley discuss a particular sex act and Kurt can't help but interrupt. Smut and silliness follow.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 40 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Progressive by Aeria reviews
Kurt and Blaine smut. Alone in a big house for the night fluffy smutty first time fun ensues with a little bit of fighting and awkwardness thrown in for good measure. Now with added SEQUEL in which the pair explore each other some more.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,550 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/12/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
We'll Never Be Porn Stars by gleekilicious reviews
It's Kurt and Blaine's first time, and things don't exactly go as they'd always imagined they would... Not that it matters in the end. Pure smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,916 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Dirt by AquilusNyx reviews
Blaine had never thought of Kurt sexually. How could he, when the other boy was never dirty? Klaine smut fic.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,695 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 705 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Getting Lost by Vican reviews
A lonely author, a blue eyed angel, a golden mischief maker and the quintessential DILFward; mix them altogether, and what do you get? Only time will tell... AU/AH, rated M for adult content and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 117,544 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Missing Letters by the-glory-days reviews
Edward decides that it's time that he and Bella finish what they started and complete the game. -- Fandom Gives Back Auction Pieces -- Companion piece to Alphabet Weekends
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,776 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 2,112 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Bella, Edward
Knights of Honor by katmom reviews
"Age of Edward" contest entry. Lord Edward is an Honorable Knight on a secret mission, Bella is offered to him as a gift from the Evil Duke Aro. AH/AU/Lemon/M rating/OneShot/Medieval
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,638 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Magic Words by Threepwillow reviews
Blaine doesn't like to break the rules, at all. Kurt doesn't want to break the rules, but he at least wants to have fun. :::Oneshot, Kurt/Blaine, Harry Potter pickup lines!:::
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,328 - Follows: 71 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
All Four Love by Radd Rach reviews
Bella, Edward, Jasper, and Alice are on their way to Las Vegas for Emmett's wedding. What happens when they stop off at a hotel? Bella and Alices reveal a secret and things start to heat up. MATURE SMUT. AH. One-shot. 2nd Entry for Summer of Smut Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Complete
The Scottish Temptress by ladyinblue6 reviews
Edward is an English soldier that tortures Scottish people to get military information out of during the 1300's. Bella is a captured Scottish woman with information. What will Edward do to get Bella to speak? An entry for the Age of Edward contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,861 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Mistress and Her Master by NanMcCullen reviews
Rated MA for graphic lemons. DefinitelySpoilt D/s Birthday Contest submission - now extended. Master Edward pays a visit to an old sub. How is Bella handling life as a Domme? Is she cut out for it? Or will fate step in to reunite these two? All Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 66,995 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,134 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Wallflower and The Flyboy by A Cullen Wannabe reviews
Bella meets World War II Navy Pilot Edward at a USO dance and starts to fall in love immediately. Two weeks later, and one wedding later, they are facing long term separation as he ships off to the front. Can Bella stay strong with him so far away?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 104,170 - Reviews: 1743 - Favs: 1,462 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Talk To Me by Pbroken reviews
Entry for the Fun With Your Clothes On One Shot Contest. Edward is known around the UW campus for providing dirty talking services for cash. Bella's in desperate need for a release and her curiosity leads her to call Edward. AU/AH Dirty Edward
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,991 - Reviews: 11480 - Favs: 11,905 - Follows: 6,022 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocence in Sin by rain.soaked.hello reviews
She was all innocence sitting in the devil's domain, but that won't last for long. I, Jasper Whitlock, make those good girls go just a little bit bad. Jasper/Alice lemon. AU. Holy-OOC. MAJOR LANGUAGE ALERT.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,101 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Lockersecks & Candy by Kassiah reviews
How will Edward react when he sees Bella wearing her cheerleading uniform after being away from her for six days? Written for FFFA. Rated M for lockersecks and language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,514 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 105 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb: PART TWO! by Nesrine reviews
Edward and Bella continue the journey after a steamy night in Bella's truck. LEMONY FRESH! M/F, Edward/Bella, Adult Content
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 54,120 - Reviews: 869 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Cullen & Swan: Attorneys at Play by Milaero-Sal reviews
Bella and Edward are two very competitive lawyers at the succesful Cullen & Hale Law Firm. After Bella makes a move from months of too much sexual tension and then suddenly leaves, Edward takes matter into his own hands. One-shot. AU. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twelve, Seventeen, TwentyOne by hyacinthgirl18 reviews
When Bella has problems in life, she always ends up in her best friend's open arms, in his bed. She's loved Edward for what feels like forever, but it's always been platonic on his part... she thought. M for language and some themes just to be safe
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,742 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Complete
Boiling Point by Telrracs10 reviews
For the “When Love Was New” Contest: Years of an unknown fire growing. The water is heating up between two foolish friends that refuse to see what is right in front of them. But they better figure it out soon or else they’ll both meet their boiling point.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stitches in Time by ericastwilight reviews
After getting injured and requiring stitches, Dr. Edward Cullen and his daughter meet the one woman that could make or break him. For Ninapolitan's Dilf Contest. Written with lisa89. First Place Winner of the D.I.L.F Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,349 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 368 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's Only Rock and Roll by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH Jasper, a popular musician, doesn't believe that he is deserving of love. Alice tries to convince him otherwise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,865 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Work of Art oneshot by EllaB twilight reviews
When 29-year old Bella enrolls in an art class at her local college, she is looking for a new, organic experience. However, when she meets the teacher's assistant, Edward, she begins to crave an experience of a different kind.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,228 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 22 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The New Hellion: A Jalice OneShot by Calikisses reviews
Have you ever had that intense physical attraction to someone you just met? Not even met, just seen? I have." AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,867 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
No Ordinary Appointment by pange reviews
Jasper's bad day takes a turn for the better at his evening appointment. My entry for the "For the Love of Jasper" contest. One-shot. Rated 'M' for language and explicit situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
You Move Me by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Bella is a barrel rider, when a new bull rider blows into town she finds her self inviting him out for a ride. Entry for the Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,698 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Bunny Ranch by SassyGeminiMom by TwiSlash Unveiled reviews
Workaholic and Vegas strip club owner, Isabella Swan gets hot and bothered after interviewing a new stripper. How can she release the strain on her libido? TwiSlash Unveiled contest entry. AU/AH/OOC/BxA/ Femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,392 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Alice - Complete
Reflection in the Hallway Mirror by ericastwilight reviews
A heartless Edward is cursed and chooses to live his life confined in his home. When given the chance to see his love again, he takes it. A modern take on Beauty and the Beast. Strong language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 93 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rare Sunny Summer by the-glory-days reviews
When Bella's grandmother passes away, she leaves her house in Forks, which is in shambles to Bella in her will. What happens when Bella hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to fix the damages? Entry for the Summer of Smut Contest - ONE OF TWO WINNERS -
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Alone by Lamb on Heroin reviews
Tutor-girl Bella Swan just watches life from afar, crushing on the most popular guy on highschool and star of the Tree Hill Ravens is not easy, but what if that crush goes both ways? SMC ENTRY One Tree Hill/Twilight - ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,023 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/16/2009 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fornicating with the Enemy by Miss Stanley reviews
Bella and Edward have always hated eachother, but one day Alice decides to dress Bella Barbie in blue. Suddenly they don't care about their on going feud, they just want Alice to leave. AH,lemon. "Edward I still hate you, this doesn't change anything."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,486 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Scars of Ink and Flame by theladyingrey42 reviews
I began with his brow, my fingers tracing lightly the wounds where metal had pierced his flesh. He was my own self in the mirror, through the looking glass, his fingers on my piercings where I had run my own body through." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,567 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Requiem by shalu reviews
AH/AU. OneShot for the Tattward and Inkella contest. Alice has a mission written on her arm in ink, with one last task to fulfill. Is the new apprentice up for the task? AxJ
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,744 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Ink in the Blood by Dirty Words reviews
Tattward and Inkella O/S Contest Entry: Edward interviews Bella for an article in Skin Art Magazine. Sparks fly, but will professionalism keep them from getting what they both want? Co-authored by herinfiniteeyes and maniacalmuse. RATED M for obvious reasons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,721 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Official Twilight Summer SmutDown 2009 by BritishBitches reviews
14 days of summer-themed-smut! Same as the SmutVent calendar, each chapter will be a one shot written by a different guest author in a countdown to 21st June - the first official day of summer. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 83,390 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 344 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Complete
Captive of a Bartender by AcrossTheSkyInStars reviews
Entry for Summer of Smut One-shot Contest: A beautiful woman is taken captive by a sexy bartender while on vacation. They become consumed in a night of...ahem...fun. Smut, OF COURSE. Rated M for mature themes, lemons, profanity...etc.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,595 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say Please by shescardinal reviews
Entry for Tattward and Inkella Contest. Bella makes the decision to change her life, and meets an inked, quiet Edward that frustrates and makes her ache for more. Will she follow the phrase on her body and live her life?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Infamy by jennde reviews
Sample submission for the Age of Edward contest. Hawaii, 1941. Edward and Bella are lifelong friends, about to face their growing feelings for each other in the midst of a national tragedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,297 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella
Broken Strings by Jexena reviews
For the Tattward and Inkella Contest. When Bella breaks up with her boyfriend in a not so nice way she thinks she isn't worth being with anymore. What happens when she goes to get some new and different ink?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promises, Promises by NyteRock reviews
Edward needs to unwind after a difficult mission overseas and Bella's just the girl to help him. AU/AH Lemony one-shot. My entry for the DTE contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,091 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Opening Night by so.pixie.like reviews
Jasper/Alice. One-shot. Rated M for lemon. Alice is a young choreographer in the brink of an anxiety attack. What will her dear Jasper do to ease her nerves?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Hidden Secret by kitty4me reviews
Bella heads to Las Vegas for work but a turn of events caused her to stay an extra week. She decides to use it up on ending her celibacy with a green eyed god. Submission for Tattward & Inkella one-shot contest. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,440 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Strawberry Delight by cravingtwilight reviews
Oneshot for the Love Through Lemons Contest. Edward's been working late nights at the office. Bella plans a surprise to help them spark up their sex life. What will Edward find when he comes home? AU/AH OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,190 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Strangely Right by btvsna reviews
After a bad break-up, Bella wanders the streets of Chicago. What will she find?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,395 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blind Date by KristenDeity reviews
Alice has set her roomate, Bella on a blind date. But when they arrive at the club, he is no where to be seen. A mystery man decides to make his move on Bella in the mean time. Who is he? And where is Bella's date? ExB! Lemon Alert!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,827 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Train by wandb reviews
Bella has been working long hours. After a particularly long week, Edward surprises her after work. Will their encounter make up for her long hours? All human one-shot. Rated M for language and lemons. Submitted for the Love through Lemons contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Pirate and A Lady by BittenBee reviews
Captain Edward Masen runs his crew and ship by attacking vessels and acquiring his loot through piracy. Will the dignified Isabella Swan see past his ill gotten gains for the man he truly is? Example for the AoE Contest. One-shot, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,631 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 85 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Snapshots by SUPER AMAZING reviews
Snapshots of Edward and Jasper's lives together, from the day they met to disastorous dates to cuddles. Slash. Lemons. Tattoos. Prequel to Ink Me, Baby.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,802 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/26/2009 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Wonderful Day Walking My Way by rain.soaked.hello reviews
A little Alice and Jasper loving one-shot. This is what happens when worlds collide on a wonderful day in the middle of May. RATED M for strong language and lemony goodness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Fantasies by Cecilia1204 reviews
Second placed entry in The Peenaters Jasper/Alice Songfic Smut Contest. Rated M for a reason - STRONG SEXUAL CONTENT! He paid good money for her - and he was going to get his money's worth! Jasper x Alice, AH/AU - ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,429 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/22/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Unexpected Love by MustangWill reviews
Jasper and Alice are out of character in this story; Jasper is an American solider in the Second World War, and Alice is a young German villager. Rated M for sex and violence. Alice/Jasper one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,621 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Erection Day by kittenmischief reviews
Carlisle Cullen is a day away from the Presidential Election. When his ex-wife releases some naughty photos of him, will it ruin his chances to become President? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,131 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Carlisle
Yes Father by sirenastarot reviews
Kittenmischief Contest Entry. Bella seduces Father Carlisle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,829 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Carlisle, Bella - Complete
Lick the Platter Clean by RedWingNut reviews
Bella spends the evening as a serving tray. BxE. AU/AH. One shot. Senseless smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,735 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good Cop, Bad Cop by Nostalgicmiss reviews
Alice and Jasper had a thing before she moved to New York, she comes back to find he’s Engaged. Alice drowns her sorrows and gets arrested. Officer Whitlock is alone on the night shift and has to keep an eye on her. For Forbidden Love Affair Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,226 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Alice - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
The Big Four OHHH! by twilightmom reviews
Blow out the candles and make a wish. What does Esme get as a present for her big 4-0 birthday? An entry for kittenmischief's Hot B* Carlisle contest. Rated M for language and lemons. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Carlisle, Esme - Complete
Midnight Training by Mythal Rising reviews
a sasuke Hinata lemon for friend. Hinata is out Training, and Sasuke stumbles upon her, and decides to 'help' her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/8/2009 - Published: 7/9/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Paging Doctor Cullen by Rosette-Cullen reviews
A favorite doctor and a favourite patient find themselves completing check-ups on a regular basis. CarlislexMe, just 'cause I can. Graphic, steamy, lemon, rated M for a very good reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 53 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Carlisle - Complete
He Will Never Touch You Like This by Edward the Dark Angel reviews
WINNER of DTE Contest! Can gentleman Edward Cullen talk dirty and be romantic at the same time? Read and find out. A jealous, frustrated Edward finally lets loose and gives Bella everything she wants, and then some. There's a plot in there somewhere.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,530 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,125 - Follows: 234 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Colors of a Hidden Rose by Doll-Fin-Chick reviews
COMPLETE***Sasuke and Hinata are sent on a mission, where some hidden feelings soon become evident...oneshot Sasuke/Hinata Lemon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,145 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - [Hinata H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
One Little Breath by Chasering reviews
Jayeliwood Sexy Edward Contest. After a few months of leading a no-sex life,thanks to a bet, Bella is ready to seduce Edward into letting go...even if she had to dress in very different clothing. Read and Review, please. Yes,the summary has changed again.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,873 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
White Carpet and Wall Sconces by off-the-deep-end reviews
Entry for Jayeliwood's SEXY EDWARD contest. Bella finds herself bored and in need of some quiet time at a house party. What she finds definitely cures the boredom, but is far from quiet. M FOR LEMONS!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/19/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete