Bilbo Baggins, gentle-hobbit of Hobbiton-across-the-Water, and Midoriya Izuku, quirkless kid in a world where most people have superpowers, woke up in each other's figurative shoes one fine morning. The two worlds would never be the same. (Also available on AO3 and Spacebattles. Expect weekly updates)

He was supposed to be inevitable. Instead, his fourteen year-old self kicked his ass into a thermos. That meddling time ghost definitely has something in store for him. But will he become a hero? Or will he go back to being a villain? Maybe going back to school might teach him a few things. Dan Phantom will be... the number one hero? Not in a million years. No pairings planned!