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 Author has written 4 stories for Merlin. Salutations from a slytherin to whomsoever have stumbled upon this page! This is supposed to be the part where I write some dull and uninteresting facts about myself that no one actually cares about, and while I do want to uphold that tradition I'm also extremely bad at talking about myself. So instead, there are some words I want to share with the world. By the power vested in me I invoke the words of power and madness: Happy Happy Boom Boom Swamp Swamp Swamp! That is all. Thank you very much. So, Lya200 wrote this during one of our conversations: "I mentioned that we were having marriage problems and that we were essentially abandoning the kids over a dog because my English teacher did not show up today. I didn't tell her that you and I were cheating on each other, though, or the fact that I am a drunk soldier." ... Don't ask. | |||||||
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Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. I repeat, not crack ! Plot takes a few chapters to appear but it's there)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 72,218 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 3,038 - Follows: 3,271 - Updated: 8/21 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Unmitigated Chaos by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione is not surprised that Harry is spending their sixth year befriending Slytherins, releasing dangerous beasts in the dungeons, inciting House Elf rebellions, and generally causing trouble. This is Harry, after all. Sequel to Dear Order.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,925 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 5,023 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 9/19/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P.
Of Unlikely Candidates and Unreliable Consultants by onceandfuturewarlock reviews
In which Merlin goes to somewhat dubious lengths to keep his job. Set after season 4. Post-reveal, pure bromance. One-shot.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2017 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Coming of Arthur: The Comedic Edition by morningstar115 reviews
Arthur is tired of nearly dying every time he leaves Camelot. Morgana can't get her speeches right. Merlin just thinks everyone is insane. Based on/Spoilers for The Coming of Arthur Parts 1 & 2. Warnings: Silliness, OOCness.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,234 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2017 - Published: 3/6/2017 - Complete
Here we go again by Basil Allegri reviews
Merlin, middle-aged and Arthur's court sorcerer, gets himself stuck in the body of his nineteen-year-old self, and he finds that he'll have to relive his life if he's to have any chance of returning home. That doesn't mean he'll have to do things exactly as he remembers them. Time Travel fic. AU "The Kindness of Strangers"
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 114,640 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,215 - Follows: 1,461 - Updated: 12/27/2016 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Merlin
Secret Origins of Magic by SecondStar2theRight reviews
Ever notice how no one in Merlin's time uses wands even though every modern witch and wizard uses one? Obviously someone had to invent them. What if it was Merlin? And what if he invented a few other items while he was at it...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/2/2015 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Merlin - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35023 - Favs: 24,908 - Follows: 18,605 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Before I Was Yours by Revhead reviews
Before they swore their allegiance to Prince Arthur at the Round Table, their loyalty had already been earned by the servant at his right hand. From the POV of Lancelot, Gwaine, Percival, Guinevere, Gaius, and finally Merlin himself. **UPDATE** Upon request (though belatedly delivered) a second chapter has been added with Arthur's POV.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/2/2015 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
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The Evil that is Magic reviews
When his magic is finally exposed, Merlin isn't the only one to suffer. Reveal!fic with a twist. No slash, and some whump later on.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,560 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 1/2/2017 - Merlin, Arthur
Seriously? reviews
A collection of double drabbles about Merlin and the people of Camelot. Chapter 50: The Iddit and The Pwat. Summary: Merlin and Freya have a son and everyone (including Arthur) is overjoyed until he says his first words. Then, everyone excluding Arthur is overjoyed.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 15,008 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/29/2018 - Published: 11/21/2016 - Merlin, Arthur, Gwaine
Why you never get Merlin drunk reviews
Ever wanted to see Merlin roast just about everyone? Well look no futher because drunk!Merlin takes care of that! Current kill count: 5. Latest victim: Gwaine.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 3/22/2017 - Merlin, Arthur, Leon
In his arms reviews
In his arms waits only death. In his wake is nothing left.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/17/2018 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete