'Sup, guys I'm Francis.

Although my name makes me sound like some sort of French snob, I am not a snob, and far from French. (I think my lame parents were on some sort of chess-induced high when they named me.) In fact, the only person even remotely French in my family is my godmother Hazel. And even though my mom, dad, and sis are all good at chess, I suck at it. I guess I inherited my godfather Yew's chess skills. (And don't say that's not genetically possible.)