If YOU were sucked into the world of Death Note, your first thought would be - "Who slipped me acid?" Your second would be - "Who slipped me FREAK'N ACID?" And your third would be - "I know! I've read every volume and seen every episode like a good fanchild and I'll save the day! HOORAY!" Then things get complicated. LXOC (CONTINUED IN PART 2 - FOREVER THE FALLEN FAN!)

Upon their first rising, all vampire are told of Fated Mates, a marked human destined for their vampire soulmate and whose blood can bring either great power, or the True Death. Orphaned and adopted by a vampire family, Alex meets her mate too young and is forced to forget. For if any discover that Death has a Fated Mate, both their lives will be in grave danger.

Konoha's Second Yellow Flash. It all started the day of the Kumo incident at the Hyuuga compound - one action altered the course of history and the ninja world. Rating may change. Will be epic in length. AU. Pairings are not the focus of the story, though they exist. Cover art belongs to amandas-sketches on deviant art. :) Not on Hiatus. At all. Working on it.

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

Feeling down, Bruce Banner decides to go out and get coffee like a normal person. What he gets instead is some insight from a bystander that watched him break Harlem. (No OC Pairings) Due to requests, there will be more to come.

Kyuubi has been able to heal almost every wound that Naruto has ever received, but even the all powerful demon can't heal everything. Blind!Naruto Rated T to be safe. Rewritten under the title Behind Unseeing Eyes

See what happens when you do a favor for a friend! A mask leads to a dance, which leads to a dare, which leads to...There is no Beast. There is no Muirfield. There is a Vincent. There is a Catherine. This is a fun story. You should be reading this. WHY AREN'T YOU READING THIS ALREADY! If you can't figure out why this is Rated M, FOR SHAME! FOR SHAME! VinCat A/U

Oliver Wood and Hermione Granger meet as Hermione is desperate to find her classroom in first year. A sweet friendship develops, but Hermione soon recognizes that she feels more than friendship towards Oliver. Rating may change.

Imamura Tsubasa has no idea what she's in for when she becomes the Kazekage's assistant. All she wanted was to be a councilmember by 25 but it seems to be impossible when Temari becomes quite demanding of her and her life becomes a hectic hell. GaaraxOC

101 drabbles/one-shots that give a glimpse into Toushirou and Karin's life together. A love story told in snapshots. Ch. 28: Silence, part ix. She's all of twenty-five, and she really isn;t ready for this.

What if Naruto stole the scroll after his second failed attempt to graduate and still didn't graduate? Inspired by the Story "A Drop of Poison" by Angel of Snapdragons; a new Naruto story unfolds, watch as Naruto Starts his Journey to Hokage.

They were both sick of Wizarding London, but is their contractor and client relationship a mere coincidence, or something more nefarious?

College AU. When Castiel first met Dean... let's just say they didn't hit it off.

the council was finally out to kill her. the only way to save her was a mission. Naruto, I want you to go undercover as Kakashi's wife for the next five years. Female naruto/kakashi. updated!

Maybe letting a dimension-crossing, time-travelling con man move in with you isn't a good idea.

Gypsys, tramps, and thieves, We'd hear it from the people of the town They'd call us Gypsys, tramps, and thieves, But every night all the men would come around, And lay their money down. HS!AU

Human AU. Castiel is a nurse. Sam is one of his patients. Castiel and Dean don't get along at first, then, naturally, like in most romantic comedies, things happen. Like unwillingly falling in love. Written for the deancasbigbang challenge over on LJ.

Competition drives us all, but it affects no one as much as star Keeper Oliver Wood. Quidditch is life; Quidditch is everything. Quidditch is what introduces him to the newest Puddlemere United Chaser.

After running into one another in a hotel, Hermione and Charlie decide our favorite twins could really use a taste of their own medicine. But when their plans backfire just before Ginny's big birthday bash, the two end up in a very sticky situation!

AU. Dean is a student, Cas is a librarian. I'm not sure where it will go but there will be porn.

Exactly as the title says, a series of one-shots that contain bastardized and personalized nursery rhymes for a multitude of characters, so far including Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, Itachi, Ino, Shino, Tsunade, Kyuubi, Gaara, Lee, Iruka, and ?. Enjoy!

In the middle of a Quidditch game, rain pouring down impossibly hard, Hermione shows up just in time to save the day, and Oliver can only think of one way to thank her.

I am writing this for Flamedragon93 it is a Naruto high school love story and hope that you all enjoy it! She is also writing one for me so please go read hers! set in modern times! GaaraxOc SasukexNarutoxHinata LeexNeji ShikmaruxTemari New title!

Water falls from the sky, soaking the parched earth, and drenching my body. I open my mouth, and water flows in. I'm drowning. The weight of the world on my shoulders. Cries smothered by the falling rain. Just give up. But… What about them? HitsuXOC

Why did Ginny keep setting her up with boring, scrawny, uninteresting dates? Hermione had told her she wanted a man, a real man. another old one from LJ

Hermione's split with Ron has made Molly's graduation gift to a vacation in Egypt strained and unnatural. But Charlie Weasley happens to be staying in the room above Hermione; can she handle another strong-willed Weasley into her life? WARNING: Lemons.

Nikita and Michael one shot. Sometimes, the friction between them is just what's needed.

their world revolved around her. a simple word from her lips could devistate anyone. but the mystery that surrounded her drew them in. Who was the girl who lived? And why are three rogue shinobi subject to her every whim? and where did kakashi come in? Now with add on to chap 15!

“Why do you defend him so much?” I stared at him, and had the feeling he wasn’t talking about Aiko anymore. I frowned softly, eyes forlorn, and answered. “Because it’s sad, Rei, when a six year old has to check cookies for poison.” Gaaraxoc Gaaraoc

Hermione gets to know Charlie on a more personal level.

Sam and Dean showed Castiel what slash fiction was. This was a mistake. Especially when Chuck publishes the Supernatural books that Castiel happens to be in, allowing fangirls to make a new slash pairing. Crack.

Kurosaki Karin has to transfer to a rich kid Academy but what will happen there? Love? Heartbreak? Both? Read and find out. Hitsukarin & Anti-Hitsuhina. Please review.

oneshot for flamedragon93 please read and review

The real reason Kakashi took on a genin team and actually passed them. This is when I wish the Genre list had 'crack' listed.

Who knew a night of jail could send you to the Naruto World? Not Alice and Renn, two sixteen year old girls. After being thrown into the new world, there is a chance they may screw up the story line. Even our favorite characters.

Join Hitsugaya and Ichigo on a trip to a land far, far, away, full of endless gender-bending, evil rapists, perverted woodland creatures, and more. All your favorite fairy-tales, Bleached. Crack IchiHitsu.

Hitsugaya Toshiro, orphaned when just a small child, is born into slavery and is up for grabs. The auctioner is selling fast and Toshiro just got sold to a handsome, mysterious, orange-haired vampire. Can things get any worse? Vampire fic.

AU. Ichigo sees him every day... but who is he? 2007 June Challenge - End of School

After a long and hard day of testing and training with Near, L wants nothing more than to sit back and relax with a nice slice of cake. But, will Near keep the detective from his perfect prize? FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!

death-fic. when they finally realise how much he is broken, it's already too late to pick up the pieces.

Toshirou is sent to Karakura town to control the flow of Espadas and Arrancar. As expected, he is injured by one very vindictive Espada, and recovers in Ichigo's house. They start to realise their feelings for each other. Wordlimitreached. IchiHitsu fic.

Finally after 100 years Hitsugaya's nonexistant hormones kick in, to bad it's the middle of a war and he has absolutely no idea what he's doing. God help us all "HitsuKarin" Just for fun. COMPLETED!

Hitsugaya Toushiro and Kurosaki Karin are stuck in a blind arranged marriage, and it’s hate at first sight. But first impressions can be deceiving. Can they overcome their initial negative reactions and learn to love each other? HitsuKarin AU

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

What life can be like as one of Josef Kostantin's Freshie's. Now Complete

HitsuIchi "You need a HUG." "No, Kurosaki, I do not." Ichigo is given a mission. Oddly enough, it is not to hug Hitsugaya. Crack, slight slash.

Toushiro's friend/rival Lala -Lay-Luh- is back. Well, this is bad. Especially for seritei and the shinigami that reside there. Only people that know them from when they were younger know this. Like Renji. He still can't get over the fact that she's back.

Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'

Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120

AU. Gaara is the king of horror films, he knows just how to make a person's skin crawl, but what happens when he suddenly becomes jealous of one of his actors making eyes at his best friend... time to do what he does best. GaaraNaru. Yaoi!

NaruSakuSasuKaka. A mix of all genres, because team 7 encompasses everything from angst and action, to crack.

The day started out bad, and then got worse when Oliver bumped into a witch who smeared her ice cream on him. A witch who just happened to be Hermione Granger… [nonbeta'ed]

Kakashi tucks Team 7 in, despite heavy protesting on their parts. Yaoi and yuri.