Abby Jo
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Joined 10-13-08, id: 1716133, Profile Updated: 02-24-09

I am a complete idiot, although I do have a 98 in my insane literature class (which I LOVE)

I read constantly. About three days ago this site would not work...I almost had a mental breakdown!

HARRY POTTER! (Almost passes out)

Well where to begin? I know characters.

well I love Ginny, that girl has spunk

I am wired, I love the way Voldemort is described and the character he portrays. (He has some great lines)

Fred and George! I could separate them but they work well together!

TWILIGHT

Well, Edward might be who everyone falls in love weith besides Jacob, but come on someone has to give Emmett some love.
He is stronger than Edward...and really funny.

Shakespeare!

He man was a literary genius, next to Dante of course. He could take a simple plot and make it into a dream that you should never want to wake up from. "Brilliant my dear Watson, brilliant!"

Well enough about what I like.

I am a crazy kid who, unlike most enjoys rebellion and bloody movies. I believe that I write amazing battle scenes.

I am a pastors kid, and don't always enjoy it. But that is to be expected.

Well, that is me. I am a kid with no life. Sorry

But try enjoying the things I write.

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Love and War by Angel of Apathy reviews
The Cullens move on, like they always do - but they're not the only unusual people. One person, the outsider at school, hated and shunned, goes head on against the Cullens - with a surprising ally. A Jasper story. Due to votes: Eventual Jasper/OC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,245 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Jasper
You've Kept Me Waiting by Shadows.Dance reviews
Such a pure and different love they shared, two halves of the same whole, not complete unless they were with each other...Alice and Jasper's first two years together, starting from the day they meet to when the met the Cullens for the first time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,615 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Cowboys & Indians by Minisinoo reviews
Lessons on the road in a journey through time. Existentialism, a Texas pow-wow, a '67 Mustang, a bar brawl, Pocahontas, and Jack Kerouac. Sometimes, family is chosen, even if they're not who we expect. Jasper, Leah & Seth, Edward
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,891 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Jasper, Leah - Complete
Back from the Dead by Typie8882001 reviews
Something happened to Jasper when the Cullen left in new moon. The only one he can now trust is Bella, and they both learn how to live their lives again. Ok so I am bad at summaries but please read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 74,702 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Stepping from the Shadows by Nvrmore reviews
Or it could have gone something like this... Jasper and Alice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,871 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Tickin' Away by Pixie-Alice-Cullen reviews
Alice decides that Jasper is too absorbed in his book.. "Why do you read them?" .."Because they're the last human memories I have, and I don't wish to forget." One-Shot. Alice's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
The Cereal Eater by KxTx reviews
One shot parody of Dumbledore's death in "Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Compatibility by permiable-cell-walls reviews
They're not alike in any way, they're completely different people - but how does it all change when the circumstances allow it? They might just realize that they're compatible after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,612 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beneath Your Window by Crookshanks.x reviews
Hermione finds her life in turmoil and decides that the best move is to run from it all. To her surprise, she's not the only one running from life. DHr fic, Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,471 - Reviews: 1134 - Favs: 2,293 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Magnetic Attraction by ellamalfoy8 reviews
After a spell goes wrong in class Draco and Mione can't separate because of a magnetic attraction. Drama follows when they learn they can't stop touching, literally. Will they end up killing each other, or will they keep each others secrets? DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 75,852 - Reviews: 2502 - Favs: 2,894 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Change of Heart by BandLoser reviews
Draco now feels feelings towards muggles! And Hermione is first to help. Will he and Hermione hit it off? Or will Draco go back to his old ways?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,683 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4247 - Favs: 5,369 - Follows: 1,555 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione's Blonde Secrets by shesmyfavorite reviews
DMHG The Gryffindor Princess has a dark secret that can no longer be kept in the dark. Can our favorite Slytherin rebel be the father he never knew? Read and find out! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,921 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1571 - Favs: 3,681 - Follows: 858 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping With the Enemy by AnonyMiss731 reviews
[Disclaimer: I own nothing.] Proffesor Snape has a night time visitor. Surprise ending. Oneshot. Mild undertones if read by the dirty minded but nothing explicitly bad. Rated M. Please review it's only been edited once.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Riddle's Phantom by Kalia Clyde reviews
Paralyzed, alone, & without certainty that she'll ever get back, Hermione is thrust into the 40's. There she meets a mysterious young man with a dark past & an even darker future, & what could make things more fun than a school play in the mix.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,946 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Courting Miss Granger by Marmalade Fever reviews
According to the Malfoy Marriage Contract, Draco Malfoy has one year to wed or else suffer the consequences, and guess who the only candidate left is... DMHG, COMPLETE Pre-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 57,419 - Reviews: 1759 - Favs: 1,843 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/9/2005 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete