Well hello there!

Uhm. My name's Natasha, I'm 18 and I'm from Denmark, and I speak Danish the best (obviously!) but I believe myself to be quite okay when it comes to using English.. Correct me if I'm wrong ;) I just finished high school and started on the University of Southern Denmark, mastering in English.

My reading

I loved the Harry Potter series and I've read the first 4/5 books 7 times. I still need to read the last ones a few more times to extract the last couple of nuances, but fanfiction, school and friends take up a lot of my time. The rest is stolen by all the other books I need to read :D

Twilight holds a special place in my heart, and I love the series. But although I heart the whole saga very much, I am beginning to agree with all the critics claiming that it is badly written and the characters are shallow and E and B have no chemistry etc. I see their point, and to some extend? I agree. To me, it is obvious that it is Steph's debut and that she's got very limited experience. I am no writer, I would fare much worse than she has. Because she's done amazingly well. I do not claim that I could've done any better. I have read immesurable amounts of books, though, and I know the difference between Robin Hobb and Stephenie Meyer, to name an example.

BD. Breaking Dawn. It's tricky. I was so dissappointed. I understand her point, what she wanted for E&B and for the plot. I accept it; I embrace it. I could have done without Renesmee. That is my only complaint. I know she did something amazing for E&B's relationship. She took them to the next level. She alone. And I admire Steph for daring to write something as unexpected as Nessie.

Lastly:
I admit: I will probably never read the series ever again. Look above. Look at Bella. Indecisive, weak, low self esteem; everything that I am not and avoid every day. I am being harsh. I am being brutally honest. So sue me.

My writing

Lemons: Mostly without any sort of plot, but I like writing them, and therefore I continue! HA! XD Some of them have at least some plot, though.. It's tough to write a proper scenario without a story to precede the action :D

Stories: My stories often take me to the lemony/horny corner of my mind, but I try to not put too much citrus in my stories.. Especially when it's real sweet :D I don't know my own limits, so tell me to stop when the stories get lame.. I always think that my writing has to be a whole novel to be the least bit good, but I doubt it actually makes it much better.. :D

One-shots: Mostly lemons, but we'll see what I can make up..
I have a bad habit of starting to write something, publish it and then stop writing. (Damned writers block and no hits and reviews :D) So I'll try to write at least five chapters of my next story before I publish the first chappy, and then I'll publish according to reviews and hits..

My stories:

I am still suffering from my damned writer's block. I'm doing everything I can to relieve it. Now that I've started back in school, though, it's hard to find the time I need to write.

There's nothing like.

Universe: Twilight
Summary: I'm sexually frustrated, and I let it out on Edward and Bella. What will hopefully become a series of lemony one-shots starring our favorite Twilight characters. Rated M for a reason, peeps. It's smut. Period.
Rating: M - Lemons
Chapters: 1/?? - I've got a bunch of notes in my wallet, though, so maybe you'll get something readable soon. No promises.

What would happen?
Universe: Naruto
Summary: What would happen if you were caught red handed in committing a 'crime', if you met an Akatsuki out partying, if you were jumped upon by an Akatsuki member jumping in your window while you were fast asleep, if...? LEMON! WARNING! LEMON!
Rating: M - Lemons, language
Chapters: 5/9 - I need to finish the Sasori one-shot, and then I am moving on to one of the last guys: Pein, Kisame and Zetsu. Ideas are welcome!

Reviews make me happy!

I'll answer all reviews I can, but I make no promises. I read them all, though!

Also, I review as often as possible, since I know how frustrating it is to watch the hits/visitors charts go up, but the reviews stay the same..

You are very welcome to point out spelling errors, punctuation errors, improvements in writing style etc., but don't be mad at me if I don't follow up on the heads-up(s) - sometimes spelling is not as important as the story, so I choose not to tire myself with tripple checking of misspelling but just publish a chapter I like and get on with the story. And, btw, I don't think it's such a big irritant to try to read "dong" instead of "doing" - it's a fracking i that's missing! - I have no Beta Reader, so that's the cause of my unmotivated rant there :D Sowy..

Please feel free to request, message etc.!

xoxo//Natasha

PS:

Quotes!

Discussing the colour of the sky is idiocy. My law teacher.

This bus is one of those that you use to go somewhere else. Me.

The thing with tunnels is that it's always dark and clammy the first half or so, but then it (hopefully) starts to brighten. You just gotta hope it's not a train coming your way! My law teacher. The guy's a bastard, but he's a genious.

More to come.

PPS:

Girl Confessions

1. Do you sleep in your bra?
No, it’s a very rare occurence. Only if I fall asleep in all of my clothes. I’m famous for doing just that. :D

2. Have you kissed any one on your top list?
My top list? I guess this refers to myspace? But no, I haven’t.

3. Are you happy with your looks?
Yeah, I’m alright with them. I could look better, but who couldn’t?

4. Do you enjoy drama?
No, I like calm.

5. Are you a girly girl?
No, I’m more of a tomboy.

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My best friend, Martin.

7. Small or large purses?
Large. They are a damned mess, but at least I know where I’ve got ‘em.

8. Are you short?
More like average.

9. Do you like someone?
Not at the moment.

10. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?
Depends on who it was. Any of my friends I’d just pout and pretend to be upset. I’d slap anyone else across the face.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
Not really. No one’s gonna come near my feet anyway.

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
I know I’m not.

13. Are you a bitch?
I’m very outspoken and I don’t hold anything back, so I might seem like it, but my friends think I’m a really sweet person, and that’s what matters to me.

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
No, I don’t.

14. Are you double jointed?
No, I’m not.

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On the lap of one of my classmates in his sofa. I’ve got a weird position, though: My head on my mattress, my knees on the floor and my arms down my side.

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
No. But I got hit in the head with a water bottle.

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Yeah, that I've slept with my best friend. Which is not true.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
Yeah, I know a few people that are called the same, so we tend to use their last names.

20. How many guys do you think will end up reading this just because it says- Girl Confessions?
None.

x I do wear make up
x I have cried at a movie theater
x I can put mascara on without opening my mouth
x I get jealous
x I think Johnny Depp is sexy
x I love to laugh
x I like classic rock
I like death/grind/black metal
I like rap
x I like techno
x I like country
I carry a purse
x I’d be lost without my computer
x I own a Spice Girls CD
x I own a Britney Spears CD
x I own a boy band CD
x I get bored watching football
I love Gothic guys
I love skater guys
I like guys who BMX
I love country guys
I’ve never been called a spoiled brat
x I love guys that are just themselves!
x Guys are confusing!!
x I’ve been called a bad influence.
x Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
x Can leave the house without makeup.
x I play video games, even when there are other people around.
x My friends are the best.
x I want a tattoo
x I don’t have a tattoo
x I have a piercing
I’m insecure