My name is Ayana. These are my first time trying to write stories so if there bad or good please let me know. My favorite places on Fanfiction are Harry Potter, Phantom of the Opera, and WWE. There's Really not alot to know but i like funny things and Romantic Tragedies.

My Fav One-liners

.Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?

.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

.We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

.If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

.We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

.Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

.Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

.Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs

.A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

.The sole purpose of a child's middle name, is so he can tell when he's really in trouble

.Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

.Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

.Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.

.You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.

.Thinking of stalking my stalker just to shake things up a bit.

.I have watched CSI, NCIS, Law and Order, Lie To Me, Criminal Minds and Unusual Suspects. I can kill you 18 ways with a paperclip and not leave forensic evidence.

.What do I do when I see someone extremely gorgeous? I stare, I smile, and when I get tired, I just put down the mirror. Simple!

.You have 10 fish out of which 5 drowns and 3 comes back to life. So how many fish do you have now? Please stop counting you smart people because fish cannot drown.

.Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.

REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.

REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.

REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.

REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.

REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.

REAL FRIENDS: Will repost this.