Silver-Vixen-01
 HALLO PPLS!! You're a 90's kid if: You can finish this 'ice ice _' The Funniest Bumper Stickers That I Have Ever Seen! Jesus loves you, but I think you’re an asshole! Zero to dick in 60 seconds. Very Funny Scotty, now beam up my clothes... Madness takes its toll--please have exact change ready. Stamp Out Crime - Abolish the IRS. Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can! If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range! This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I have PMS and a handgun. ANY QUESTIONS? Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes. Cover me. I'm changing lanes. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. Your gene pool could use a little chlorine. Your kid may be an honor student, but you're still an IDIOT! Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. T_T If there's a will, I want to be in it! Tastes like chicken keep on licking. Tastes like trout get the fuck out! It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Forget about World Peace...visualize using your turn signal. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated. Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? Born free... taxed to death. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER! Don't blame me! I didn't vote! Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with them! If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes. Don't drink and drive... You might hit a bump and spill your drink. My Kid Beat Up Your Honor Student! Nice People Swallow! Honk if you have had sex with Clinton. Hang Up And Drive! If you're not angry ... then you're not paying attention! This car is not abandoned! I STOP FOR NO APPARENT REASON. Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-FUCK-YOU! "KEEP HONKING"... I'M RELOADING! Enjoy Life - Eat Out More Often. If your cute, single, and rich … HONK! If you don't trust me with my decision, how can you trust me with a baby? Pro-Choice For Abortion. Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here. WARNING: Driver only carries 20.00 worth of ammunition. Sex is like air, it's only bad when you’re not getting any. My wife's other car is a broom. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them with bullshit. Constipated people don't give a shit. Practice safe sex and go fuck yourself. If you drink don't park, accidents cause people. @_@ Who lit the fuse on your tampon? If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. If that phone was up your ass, maybe you could drive a little better! My kid got your honor roll student pregnant! Thank you for pot smoking. I love typos. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. If at first you don't succeed...blame someone else and seek counseling. Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No Hard Feelings". If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. It's not how you pick your nose, but where you put the booger. If you’re not a hemorrhoid, get off my ass. I'm out of bed and dressed...What more do you want. I love cats...dead ones. I don't have an attitude problem...You have a perception problem. One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION! It comes bundled with the software. I want to die while asleep like my Grandfather, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car. I can't dial 911. There's no 11 on my phone. Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free? Can you yell "MOVIE!" in a crowded fire station? It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy? Hard work pays off later, laziness pays off now! I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian. Don't get married. Find a woman you hate and buy her a house. I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better! A closed mouth gathers no foot. The trouble with life is there's no background music. If women can have PMS, then men can have ESPN. When blondes have more fun do they know it? What happens if you get scared half to death twice? Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost impossible. Zero to bitch in 10 seconds I don't discriminate, I hate everyone! Life is like a bowl of cherries, and I'm in the pits! Can't sleep, clown will eat me; Can't sleep, clown will eat me... Wine me, Dine me, 69 me! Student Driver - Get The Hell Out Of My Way! HONK! If Monica Lewinsky blew you! Practice safe sex, go screw yourself. If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. Its as simple as that. Please tell your pants it’s not polite to point. Barney sucks. Life is too short. Don't be a dick. Forget Subtlety... FUCK YOU! Most of the time I swallow, but for asshole's like you, I spit... Fuck the dog watch out for the owner. If it's tourist season, Then why can't we hunt them. Work Harder. People on Welfare Depend on You. Hire the handicapped, they're fun to watch. Happiness is lipstick on my dipstick! A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. I cant remember if I'm the good twin or the bad one. I just want revenge. Is that so bad? I'm smart as a horse and hung like Einstein! Beer. I may be fat, but you are ugly and I can lose weight. So many cats...so few recipes. My other ride is your MOTHER!! Practicing Safe Sex? Give yourself a hand! Copy and paste this for more laughs! 100 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE BECOMING/HAVE BECOME A WEREWOLF 1. The mailman starts to wear chain mail. 2. Your dentist is frightened of you. 3. Dogs around the place begin to smell your ass when you go walking. 4. Your own dog begins to piss around the house to establish its territory. 5. You tell your parents you want a bone for your birthday. 6. You keep hearing ants walking around on the carpet when you're trying to get to sleep at night. 7. You get visited by this big Native American figure in your dreams who gives you a can of dogfood and tells you to buy a flea collar because you'll need it. 8. Pets around the neighbourhood begin moving out. 9. Those pets that don't move out either end up mysteriously dead or even more mysteriously pregnant. 10. Some guy called Storm calls you and asks you if you want to go to some place called Eau Claire. (smirk) 11. Someone else called Warwick Moss calls and asks when and where he can interview you, telling you to 'come as you are'. (One for the Austrailians) 12. You look at your dog and begin drooling for no humanly apparent reason. 13. You fall in with a bunch of people who like going out every full moon, eating pizza and howling at the sky (UMP! UMP!) 14. You have chronic halitosis from eating raw meat all the time. 15. You don't need a blanket durring the winter months. 16. You wake up naked, five miles from home, and you haven't been on a pub crawl. (Where the fuck am I!?) 17. You begin rubbing your urine over your posessions to make sure your brothers and/or sisters don't steal them. 18. Your fingernails make masturbation very interesting. 19. You develop an aversion to dinner parties from all the silverware they use. 20. Your female partner complains that now you have one off night a month. 21. You can't drive or catch the bus since you get kicked off for sticking your head out the window all the time. 22. You begin to think that the werewolves from 'The Howling' aren't scary, but in fact quite cute and cuddly! 23. You can't hear the radio during the full moon because of all the howling. 24. When you walk down the road at night, people compliment you on your makeup skills! 25. You find yourself needing to shave every three hours. 26. You don't need your partner to suck you off since now you can do it yourself.. 27. ..and they don't want to have sex with you while you're moulting. 28. Your girlfriend likes you because your fur gives better traction, plus your tongue is longer and more fun than your penis! 29. You stop reading "PlayBoy" and start reading "Talk to the Animals." (?) 30. You find the legs of your houseguests very arousing. 31. You never perform coitus interruptus, mostly because you can't get out for another 20 minutes after orgasm. 32. Your wife always wonders why there is no water in the toilet every morning. 33. You find the missionary position uncomfortable. 34. You watch nature documentaries instead of porno films. 35. You find that you're the one making noises during sex, and not your wife. 36. You dump your girlfriend for this ripe German Shepherd bitch over the road. 37. You don't need earphones to enjoy music on your I-pod. In fact, you don't even need to be in the house! (That is kind of a trick question sort of thing) 38. Your clothes, hat and sunglasses don't fit anymore. 39. You need to clean out your hairbrush four times per hour. 40. You find out just how useful opposable digits really are. 41. You're terrified of the vet from hearing about this thing called ... "neutering". 42. You don't go jogging in the morning ... you chase cars! 43. Your S.O. keeps wondering why their silver jewellry keeps disappearing. 44. You have this urge to be walking... all the time. (on a Constant, Always, Never Ending walk) 45. You can't seem to resist smelling fire hydrants. 46. You don't like to share your food. 47. You raise your leg to a urinal. (or toilet) 48. Crows tend to flock nearby, or follow you around. (Damn Birds) 49. You consider the Alaskan gov't as mortal enemies. 50. You turn around 3 times before lying down. 51. You run at the sight of a leash. 52. You growl at the neighbours. 53. You find it time consuming to sew tail-holes in your jeans, only to lose them the next night. 54. Cartoons look more like everyday dramas. 55. Your drain keeps plugging up with loose fur from the shower. 56. Fetch sounds exciting. 57. Meeting your hungry S.O. makes you want to throw up (for them - regurgitation) 58. The fur you keep vacuuming up is not your pet's. 59. Muzzle-prints on all the windows... 60. Worming tablets in the medicine chest... 61. Uses flea-powder instead of deodorant... 62. You comb your hair with a metal dog-grooming comb (yes, I do this... gets me some seriously odd looks at school!) 63. All the PCs and X-window displays in your office have pictures of seriously yiffy canines as the background wallpaper. 64. Drool stains all over the keyboards of the computers in (63) 65. You remember the names of people's dogs, but not the names of the people themselves. (Me) 66. Your URL hotlist contains only pointers to veterinary/canine sites. 67. You are on first-name terms with all the staff at your local veterinary clinic. 68. The major beneficiary in your will has four legs. 69. The lady serving you the fast food looks tastier than the food. (side order of tits please) 70. You get an urge to catch frisbees in your mouth ... alot. 71. The elastic in your underwear becomes a major problem. 72. You have to brush furballs from the inside of your clothes. 73. You look at werewolf morphing scenes and say to yourself, "That's not how it really happens!", and then you laugh at the movie. 74. You feel like shit during the New Moon but you're okay again by the Full moon. 75. You turn to someone on a plane and tell him about your nocturnal adventures, recalling in precise detain something you didn't even know about yourelf, until it's too late.. 76. You wake up with a leg in your mouth. 77. You wake up with a leg riddled with bloody bite marks and chunk ripped out of it in your mouth. 78. You wake up biting a leg and ripping chunks out of it. 79. You find yourself unable to walk on two legs, open doors, type, read, tell the time, talk, and NOT sniff your own crotch. (I dont know why, but I wish I was flexible enough to do that.) 80. People run away from you in the street without any obvious motive for doing so. 81. You cried out loud when the wolf got shot in 'Dances With Wolves' and you sobbed for the rest of the afternoon. 82. You play Tangerine Dream's "Through Metamorphic Rock" over and over, howling in chorus with it. 83. You wonder how much it'd cost all up to move to Alaska. 84. You destroy every ticking object within a hundred metres of your bedroom because you just can't get to sleep. 85. You nearly die of suffocation when you walk through any perfume section of any department store, and sneze uncontrollably for the rest of the afternoon. 86. You make guttural grunting noises whilst rubbing up against a tree to scratch your back because nobody else wants to get fur under their nails. 87. You hang out at lycanthrope.com day and night. 88. You hang out on FurryMUCK day and night. 89. You get hot flashes all over your body, suddenly feeling faint, and something in your head is crying "Let me out!" in a dangerose booming voice that ecoes threw-out your head for the rest of the day. 90. You get an intense sunburnt feeling over most of your body, but you've not been out in the sun for days. 91. People hold silver crosses to your head when you walk into a New Age shop (which don't do much to or for you, by the way.) 92. You never have a full recollection of the night of the full moon. ("Something about.. meatloaf ?") 93. You begin to stop referring to yourself by your real name and urge your friends to call you "Snowrunner" or other names of the like. 94. You devote large periods of time at night before you go to bed to meditation to bring out the other side of you. (gulp) 95. You begin to create stories, songs, pictures and ideas which use the werewolf as a point of focus. Only about ten of them a week though. (smirk) 96. You save every last cent you have to make a furry suit out of wool and skulk around the house late at night frightening the cats. (my cousin when he forgets to take his ADD medicen) 97. You have dreams about this place called... Dover... (?) 98. You piss at a practically vertical angle, so you have to go by a tree all the time. (LOL) 99. You can't watch TV anymore because it's so damn flickery. 100. One night, you're sitting at home. Suddenly, you growl loudly and start to make other feral noises, and begin to feel very strange, almost like jelly. Your body begins to heat up like an oven, and you lose all sense of anything. Gradually, you come to, walk out the door, and espy yourself a mirror on the way out. Back at you stares the biggest damn wolf you're ever gonna see. And that wolf .. is you ! Copy this onto your profile to spread the fun! TO ALL THOSE WHO THINK HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG AND WANT TO FIGHT FOR A BETTER FUTURE FOR OUR GAY AND LESBIAN FRIENDS, PLEASE REPOST THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE. -I am the girl who got kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. PLEASE REPOST THIS IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG. PLEASE DO YOUR PART TO END IT. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch,ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen-01 If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whats so ever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, DeiDei-kunsgirl,Foxfeather1337,Saditic-Bitch, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen-01 If you have ever ran into a sliding glass door paste this into your profile. If you have WAY too much time on your hands and your on fanfiction.net with that time, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that those stupid kids should just give the God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley bored, Gem W, Bara- Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Carzy Billie Joe loving freak, shadow929, The Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/ fairy to be, The Gypsy- Pirate Queen, MCR Rocks, Andrew Laplante, MajorDxSFanatic,teh queen of randomness,Xannijn, powderedsugar, Black Wolf-Dog, Fluff's Lady, S. T. Nickolian, scarletmirror, oOo TripWire oOo, Foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch,ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen-01 If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you don't believe the life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile. The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura,foxfeather1337,Sadistic-Bitch, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen-01 If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off! If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you ever wanted to touch Neji Hyuga's or Sasuke Uchiha's hair, paste this in your profile! If you are an Otaku post this! (Otaku is a Japanese term used to refer to people with obsessive interests, particularly anime and manga- info gotten off of Wikipedia!) If you ever felt like chasing your friend and yelling RUN BITCH RUN! Put this on your profile. (i have) If you have trouble making decisions, either copy and paste this into your profile or look up the word "floccinaucinihilipifilification" in the dictionary If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Midori, NejiTenfanforever, Deidara and Toshiros property, Lina-Neko, foxfeather1337, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen-01 If you have ever spelled your name wrong paste this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If anyone got you addicted to Naruto in your life (including friends, familiy, etc...) or any anime, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. IM A SMIDIOT (smart-idiot) AND PROUND OF IT! If you are a smidiot paste this on your profile. If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought imposible to choke on), copy this in your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. 98 of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile! If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!(What do you mean not to put this in? NNNOOOOOOO! We will be figured out! What do you mean we? I'm the one people think is insane.) "I suffer from C.R.S. (Can't remember shit)"if u suffer from this too,copy and paste this.(that is if u remember) 20 Things to do at Wal-Mart 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!" 17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes. 18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you. 19. Throw things over one aisle into another one. 20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you think the purple teletubie is related to Michel Jackson post this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile :.:7 Ways to Scare your roommates:.: 7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..." 6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil. 5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks. 4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan. 3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry. 2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?" 1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer." :Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one. Don't look ahead! 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2.Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3.Your first initial? 4.Your month of birth? 5.Which color do you like more, black or white? 6.Name of a person of the same sex as yours? 7.Your favorite number? 8.Do you like California or Florida more? 9.Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10.Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down. (don't cheat THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2.If you choose: Red: You're alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K:You have a lot of love and friendship in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.:The year will go by very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June:You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.:You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great but you'll eventually find your soulmate. 5. If you choose: Black: Your life will take on a different direction,it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7.This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8.If you choose... California:You like adventure Florida:You are a laid back person. 9.If you choose... Lake:You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean:You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10.This wish will only come true if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Angry Fox Girl,ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen-01 XoX !I WANT CHILD ABUSE TO STOP!XoX My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm sradishing to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I sradish to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! this is how u know u live in the 21 century 1.)You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.)You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.)The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name or myspace. 4.)You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.)Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.)You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.)Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you're one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off! 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the 2 percent who hasn't, please post this onto your profile THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from, NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Kinomi-chan, xXFallenSakuraXx, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen-01 Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, IwuvMyKenshyPoo, Heidiplease, iNsOmNiAc BiLlIe JoE lOvEr, Black Panther Warrior, Mina the Mischevious, SnowNeko, Pink Hi-Lighter, pointy star, Bruce n' Charlie, naru-chan-13 kags-shessy,Inubabie, Angry Fox Girl,ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen01 If you are a Naru-tard and you're proud of it, copy this on to your profile If you know a video game character/weapon that needs to exist, copy this on to your profile If you like chocloate as much as I do copy this on to your profile If you've ever looked at random peoples profiles just to get these stupid things, copy this on to your profile Put this on your profile if you've ever had a fangirl moment If you hate those obnoxious, snobby people, PLEASE copy this on to your profile. I used to think in pictures, but after a couple years on fanfiction, I started to think in words. If this has happened to you too, add your name: Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen01 This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this: What Makes 100? What does it mean to give MORE than 100? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100. How about achieving 103? What makes up 100 in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: Is represented as: Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E But , A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top. THE WE LOVE ITASAKU CLUB:If You Love The Pairing ItaSaku From NARUTO, Then Copy and Paste This Into Your Profile and Add Your Name To The List: NejiSakuFan / xXHyuugaSakuraXx /, My.Dark.Tears., Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen01 Subject: Scrabble This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile. Someone out there either has too much DORMITORY: PRESBYTERIAN: ASTRONOMER: DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: THE EYES: GEORGE BUSH: THE MORSE CODE : SLOT MACHINES: ANIMOSITY: ELECTION RESULTS: SNOOZE ALARMS: A DECIMAL POINT: THE EARTHQUAKES: ELEVEN PLUS TWO: AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: if you've ever copied and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your head off. paste this in your profile if you're a procrastination addict. If you are an Itachi fangirl and just cannot hold it in copy this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. Drugs are bad news. Spread the word. Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your bio. Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile. If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers has drank alcohol or done drugs. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're part of the two percent who hasn't, copy this, and paste it in your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. Post this on your profile if you have ever had a major fan girl moment Post this on your profile if you have ever walked into a screen door Post this on your profile if you have a hatred for all who dis Tobi. Go Tobi! Post this on your profile if you have ever called one of your friend a naruto characters name Post this on your profile if you've ever got lost in your own backyard Pip pip de doodly doo! post this on your profile if you love Drake and Josh. Post this on your profile if every time you hear the word weasel you think of Itachi If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile If you love someone who doesn't exist to pieces put this on your profile. (I love him so much, it hurts to know he isn't there.) If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes copy and paste this into your profile!! If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you don't believe life is fair shit...copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile. Do you like puppets? Do you just know deep down that Sasori could never have died? Then join the Puppet Association of Konoha! just add your name to our member roster and post it in your profile to show your pride!! changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl(love him more than life), ItAsAkU-LoVeR(Go Sasori-chan!!),Silver-Vixen01 The "You no like, you no read" club: If you believe that people who don't like someone's story should simply not read it instead of posting cruel and hateful reviews, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Alicia's Purple Velvet Purse, changelingchild, crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen01 If you hate NejiHina copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nickname "Chicken Butt Hair Dude" copy and paste this into your profile while laughing your head off! If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225,crimsonchidori,SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen01 lol if u have ever dun anything stupid in your life copy and paste this into your profile if u like this face O.o or this one O.O copy and paste this into your profile if your friends are idiots and keep u relativlea sane copy and paste this into your profile if u tend to lagh your ass off at funny ffs and your friends think your wird copy and paste this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, Vert9411, pinkcherryblossom225CherryBlossoms016,Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-,pinkcherryblossoms225,crimsonchidori, SasukeSakuraxXXxItachiSakura, Angry Fox Girl, ItAsAkU-LoVeR,Silver-Vixen01 000000000000000_000000000000000 ...() () (\_/) (\_/) Also try to stop the evil teddy bears and cookies over the world...thats the bunnies job!! STOP RACISM!! NOW!! DO IT!! NOW!! I SAID NOW!! A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter |
