Favorite Quotes:

I reject your reality and substitute with my own.

I no like you

FOOHY

Oh, Poo!

Hn...

eh...

Talk to the hand

Do I know you?

MM...

Maybe...

EXPLOSIONS !

EWO!!

Coming Up

Come at me

Just try

"You're a bad man" points to Asuma , "and you're the son of a bad man."

"When you fall down, you pick yourself and keep going. It’s ok to screw up and fail as long as we pick ourselves up and keep moving forward and never give up. As long as you never give in and give up and give it your best shot, be proud of yourself."

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!\

if someone mentions Harry Potter, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do (which is A LOT), copy this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

No boy is worth crying for, and the one that is won't make you cry. If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you have ever ran into a door, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you have ever spent hours on end doing absolutely nothing but surfing the web, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list.

if you just can't stand all the stuck up snobs at your school (or anywhere else for that matter), PLEASE copy and paste this to your profile.

if you spend your free time writing and submitting fanfics, copy and paste this to your profile.

if you go around people's profiles just to find tons of "copy and paste this to your profile" things, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile (or one of those doors that are made out of glass.)

If you have ever ran into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. (That's me. Unique, I mean.)

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. All my friends are insane.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile

If you think the Co-co Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this onto your profile,

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Stargirl844, 6WillhelmBroon-Cherubfan Kattheamazing,MendedDragon, cloethedragoness, DarkestFury

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you agree with the following statement, copy it into your profile: Nerds rule the world.

If people say you read too much copy this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!

If you are a total klutz copy this into your profile.

Never fight with an idiot, because they can pull you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never ever trust a man when his hair and his beard are not the same color.

Always look at things with a positive outlook, for it will make you popular and rich in the future.

A bitch is a dog
a dog barks
bark is on trees
trees is nature
and nature is beautiful.
So yeah, thanks for calling me beautiful

Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over
Hell was full, so I came back
Life ends but revenge is forever
I’d be good if I could, but I can’t so I won’t
People have hope Because the cannot see death standing behind them

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Specify that your drive-through order is to go. It confuses people.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and plot your revenge.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

The tiger can't change his spots. No, wait, he did! Good for him!

If swimming is so good for your figure, then explain whales!

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?!

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

cheer, cheer, yell, yell, it doesn't matter, we're all going to hell

Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pacman affected our generation, we'd all run around in a dark room munching pills and listening to repetitive music.

Somewhere people are plotting against you and I am probably among them.

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.

You know, it would be REALLY funny if someone found irrefutable proof that Jesus was a gay black man.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!

Boldly Going Nowhere

Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window.

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do

Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'

Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.

I love him, O yes I do,
He's for me, not for you,
And if by chance you take my place,
I'll take my fist and smash your face!

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand cash.

Suicide is a way of telling God, "YOU CAN'T FIRE ME,I QUIT!"

If at first you don't succeed, then destroy all evidence that you tried.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

Its tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

Evening news is where they tell you 'good evening' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God.

Kittens are born with their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around, then close them again for the better part of their lives.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

living is the day worth dying for

I FREAKED OUT AT THIS...I'll have nightmares for life...-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP-KFnYg6Hw&feature=related