Name: JJ.Maxy (your not getting my real name)

Gender: Female. What a shocker!

Location: Australia

Hobbies: Reading... eating... bothering people...

Heritage: Thai and maybe some others my parents won't tell me...
My Stories

~Just A Little Frustration- Okay, Fangs a little frustrated, Max being the best friend that she is, goes to help him. How? Well there's a lemon in there and its rated M so I'll let you guess as to what its about.

~Honesty is the Best Policy- Little Gazzy is hearing some colourful words and Max and Fang aren't being honest as to what they mean. How will this come back to bite them? Rated T for VERY explicit language.

~A Drop in the Ocean- My first angst fanfic. Someone's morning over a love lost to someone else. This person cannot be named, nor can anyone else because I didn't put in any names, so I'm leaving it up to your imaginations to come up with who. Character death, once again, you can be the judge as to who died. Rated K

Stories to come.

If you've read Just A Little Frustration and want uncle Iggy, he is on the way, I just need the time to write it.

OK! All MR stories are currently on hold because I found out the Anime/Manga: Daa! Daa! Daa! has shockingly low amount of fanficions so I'm making my contributions until I am satisfied.

Fun Facts That Are Completely Irrelevant.

- I realised that Australia's population is slightly more than 21 million... which is less than the population of the capital city in India... and apparently is the daily birth rate of a country somewhere...

- It took me until yr6 to figure out what a cafeteria was... I had to google it... how sad...

- The word for potato in French is pomme de terre which means "apples of the earth"

- Pinocchio is Italian for "pine head"

- A pig in Japan says "moo-moo"

- A pig in Thailand is called a moo

- In York, excluding Sundays, it is legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow.

- Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.

- Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

- The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

- 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

- TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

- Butterflies taste with their feet.

- Coca-Cola was originally green. It still is, they just add too much food colouring.

- If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

- Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

- It is impossible to lick your elbow. Don't try it. I've done it. It doesn't work.

- Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together