When I Met My Muse

I glanced at her and took my glasses
off--they were still singing. They buzzed
like a locust on the coffee table and then
ceased. Her voice belled forth, and the
sunlight bent. I felt the ceiling arch, and
knew that nails up there took a new grip
on whatever they touched. "I am your own
way of looking at things," she said. "When
you allow me to live with you, every
glance at the world around you will be
a sort of salvation." And I took her hand.

William Stafford.

1. Your stereotypically masculine side

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It’s hilarious when people get hurt.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own a car racing game.
You played with hot wheels cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a fire fighter.
You owned a ds, ps2, n64, or sega.
You used to be obsessed with power rangers.
You have watched sports on tv.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You used to collect hockey or baseball cards.
Baggy sweats are cool to wear.
It’s kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favourite colours.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
You talk with food in your mouth.
You sleep with your socks on at night.
You have fished at least once.

2. Your stereotypically feminine side

You love to shop.
You wear eye liner.
You wear the colour pink.
You go to your mom to talk.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like going to the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
You cried watching The Notebook.
Dresses are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don’t like the movie Star Wars.
You are/were in gymnastics.
It takes you around one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing high heel shoes.
You used to play with dolls as little kid.
You like putting make-up on others.

3. Appearance

I am shorter than 5’5”.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different colour.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair colour.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I’ve had/have braces.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than two piercings.
I have/had piercings in places besides my ears.

4. Experiences

I’ve gotten lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve kicked a guy where it hurts.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny-dipping.
I’ve drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a musical.
I’ve caught a snowflake or snow on my tongue.
I’ve seen the northern lights.
I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

5. Honesty/Crime

I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I’ve snuck out.
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve ran a red light.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.

7. Death and suicide

I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone/something dying.
Someone close to me has attempted/committed suicide.
I’ve written a eulogy for myself.

8. Random

I can sing well.
Stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news.
I don’t kill bugs.
I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person.
I paid for a cell phone ring tone.
I am a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I care about grammar.
I have “?”’s in my screen name.
I’ve copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well.
My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red, blue, black, purple, or orange.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
I know how to shoot a gun.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I’ve not turned anything in and still got an a in a certain class.
I can’t sleep if there is a spider/cockroach in the room.
I am ticklish.
I love white chocolate.
I bite my nails.
I’m good at remembering faces.
I’m good at remembering names.
I’m good at remembering dates.
I honestly have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

Would You Rather?

Pierce your nose or your tongue? - Nose.
Drink whole or skimmed milk? - Whole.
Die in a fire or drowning? - Fire.
Spend time with your parents or enemies? - Parents.

Are You?

Single or in a relationship? - In a relationship
Straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, other? - Bisexual.
Tall or short? - Short (5'4")
Right handed or left handed? - Left Handed
A lover of music or a lover of books? - Why not both?

Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? - Sweets.
Color photos or black-and-white photos? - Color.
Sunrise or sunset? - Sunset.
M&Ms or Skittles? - Skittles.
Staying up late or waking up early? - Staying up late.
Sun or moon? - Moon.
Winter or Autumn? - Autumn.
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? - Two best friends.
Rainy or sunny? - Cloudy. (I don't like the rain or sun)
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? - Vanilla.
Vodka or Jack? - Neither.

About You

What time is it? - 10:21pm
Name? - Addison N. Kadir.
When is your birthday? - March 2nd.
What do you want? - Notebooks and a one-way ticket to Finland.
How many kids do you want? - Two.
What would you name a girl? - Anya.
What would you name a boy? - Ceaser.
You want to get married? - Yes.

Unique

Are you double-jointed? - No.
Can you roll your tongue? - Yes.
Can you raise one eyebrow? - Yes.
Can you cross your eyes? - Yes.

Random

Which shoe goes on first? - Whichever one I pick up first.
Ever thrown something at someone? - Yes.
On average, how much money do you carry with you? - Fifty dollars.
What jewelry do you wear? - None. (Do scarfs count?)
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? - Cut.
Have you ever eaten Spam? - NEVER.
Favorite ice cream? - Mint.
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? - Four: Fruitloops, Coco Puffs, Lucky Charms, and Cap'n Crunch's Sprinkle Donut Crunch.