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Joined 03-11-11, id: 2786712, Profile Updated: 08-12-18

Sup? I'm Cosmo.


I wrote a couple Star Wars stories way back when in 2012. They sucked so bad I abandoned my account to make a new one. Under that account, I decided to write a Doctor Who story, which also sucked. Seriously. It was terrible.

So I just decided to just go away.

Now I'm back! I've deleted my "new" account, and wiped my old one (this one) clean of all traces of 12-year-old me. So I'm not a cringy little kid any more, but hopefully a mature and capable writer and reader. In the meantime, I've grown up, gotten good at writing, and hit a goldmine of inspiration from other works. And reading some amazing fanfictions about my (briefly) new favorite game Life is Strange has gotten me interested in writing around here again.

Um... When I have time, that is. I'm in college now, and a lot of my free time is taken up with Netflix, gaming, and reading. When I have free time after that, I'd like to start a YouTube channel, dabble in voice acting, and some other stuff. I probably won't have much material to post here for a long time.

Anyway, my writing interests are Star Wars, Harry Potter, Life Is Strange, and original creative writing. Obviously, the latter won't be posted here. Sorry.

As a word of warning, if I'm not gonna mindlessly spew garbage like I did last time I was here en force, that means I'll probably end up lurking a lot, and posting some reviews, long before I ever publish anything of my own. So don't cry when you see no stories published.


Ahem. My favorites, and even possibly some things I write, will very likely contain NSFW stuff. Please consider this fair warning if you shouldn't be seeing that sort of thing.

Good lord. Barely-18-year-old me was almost as cringy as 12-year-old me.

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Ouroboros by TomorrowHeart reviews
When Chloe convinces Max to make things right, something strange happens, resulting in a new beginning and a chance at a life together. With everything seemingly "fixed," the two are ready to live normal lives. Lots of fluffy "Adventures of Max and Chloe with friends" with a bit of "dealing with things" thrown in. [Artwork credit to MaiQueti! Links to her art in my profile!]
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 78 - Words: 546,163 - Reviews: 1154 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Max C., Chloe P.]
Courage Rising by merlynthegrey reviews
3rd through 7th year story, generally canon but with plenty of AU-goodness. Harry struggles to survive his ever-violent relatives during the summer before his third year at Hogwarts. He dreams of Hogsmeade visits and stumbles through the murky waters of steadily growing and complex relationships. Darkness looms in the distance but will they see the darkness lurking from within?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,236 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 6/11 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
For In Dreams by inactive0000000account reviews
ABANDONED. Harry never had friends, so he imagined one: a redhaired girl he kept forgetting to name. Ginny imagined a shy boy with untidy hair & bright eyes, who knew nothing of magic so she told him. He dreamt of a world of magic & of a girl who wanted to be his friend. She dreamt of a boy who always loved to hear her voice. Then dreams became reality as Harry met Ginny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 455,880 - Reviews: 1080 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 1,463 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Ginny W., Harry P.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Where We Go From Here by TheGoodShipFluffy reviews
Starting a few days after the end of Episode 5, Max and Chloe venture forth into their new life together. Much cuddling ensues. Mainly fluff, but with loose story arcs tying things together, and pretensions at character development. Begun long before BTS was released, and so now conflicts with some aspects of the canon.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 144 - Words: 242,728 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 787 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 10/30/2015 - [Max C., Chloe P.]
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4983 - Favs: 12,999 - Follows: 13,024 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6553 - Favs: 6,420 - Follows: 7,255 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Fate's Four by WTFFanfic reviews
Follow Harry, Hermione, and some new faces through their epic journey and lives in a world filled with more magic, greater adventures, romance, and much-much more! Mature/adult Content. Lemon. Multi. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 434,190 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 7/14/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] OC
The Truth Down Under by JerichosRiot reviews
Wounds still gaping after the war, Harry and George travel to Australia to heal. Harry can't help but fall for a beautiful girl who reminds him of someone he can't quite place. While there, Harry runs into Hermione, who disappeared after the final battle with hardly a word. Unsurprisingly, Draco Malfoy's presence complicates matters considerably. DM/HG Harry/OC George/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,301 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/18/2018 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., George W. - Complete
Moments in Love by Gandalf's Beard reviews
In First Year, Harry realises early on that he has more in common with Hermione than Ron. Their friendship gradually blossoms into something more - something that Voldemort will come to regret - the Power he knows not. First through third year near canon, more AU from fourth year on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 78 - Words: 571,483 - Reviews: 1529 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 1/15/2018 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Shadow Walker by lorien829 reviews
What happened to the Other Hermione that Harry encountered in "Shadow Walks"? As she struggles to survive, despite immense loss, in a world that no longer has a place for her, how will the reappearance of someone she'd thought she'd never see again change her life completely? Reading "Shadow Walks" first is advised. Companion piece; alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 59,293 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 7/20/2017 - Published: 6/10/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Wonderland by 10Thirty2 reviews
Max Caulfield wanted her life to be different. Along with Chloe Price, they begin to discover that while we may get what we ask for, it's rarely how we imagined. Sometimes second chances aren't about going back. Sometimes they're about accepting consequences and moving forward. And when your greater future finds you, you may not have a choice. WiP, Pricefield
Life is Strange - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 10/11/2016 - [Chloe P., Max C.] OC
Because It Was You by Kiss-Like-Real-People-Do reviews
He knew one thing for sure about Selina. She puts her own safety above anyone else. It had always been that way and it always would. So then why was she here. Set the night after Selina saves Bruce from Galavan because I refuse to admit her coming to rescue him would be something Bruce lets go of easily.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/15/2017 - Published: 3/25/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Letters from Tomorrow by RickDangerous reviews
Max's ruthless future self sidesteps the limitations of her focus power by leaving written letters in the past. Desperate to save both Chloe and Arcadia Bay's populous, she mercilessly manipulates the past in order to save the future. This story follows a past Max, Chloe and Victoria as they struggle to enact the instructions in these letters from tomorrow. A slightly satirical AU.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 206,448 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 647 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 10/1/2015 - [Max C., Victoria C., Chloe P.]
Firsts by SovietBand reviews
He was Bruce, and she was Selina, and one day, when they were children, they shared a kiss. It was their first kiss, and perhaps their most significant, for that kiss brought them together, and together they were prone to cause quite a stir.
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,880 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/3/2017 - Published: 10/17/2015 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman]
Justice, Justice Shall You Pursue by White Squirrel reviews
Goblin courts are inhumane, the Ministry thinks it can arrange marriages, and Voldemort wants to oppress everybody. The muggle government is not amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,865 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 1,653 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 5/23/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Accidental Animagus by White Squirrel reviews
Harry escapes the Dursleys with a unique bout of accidental magic and eventually winds up at the Grangers' house. Now, he has what he always wanted: a loving family, and he'll need their help to take on the magical world and vanquish the dark lord who has pursued him from birth. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 112 - Words: 697,191 - Reviews: 4782 - Favs: 7,708 - Follows: 6,929 - Updated: 7/30/2016 - Published: 11/20/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of lost words and stolen kisses by byzinha reviews
After Bruce confronts Matches Malone, he finds Selina and she takes him around to think it off. / Some baby batcat fluffy to start 2b with the right foot, because we deserve it.
Gotham - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,122 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/28/2016 - [Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman] - Complete
The Arithmancer by White Squirrel reviews
Hermione grows up as a maths whiz instead of a bookworm and tests into Arithmancy in her first year. With the help of her friends and Professor Vector, she puts her superhuman spellcrafting skills to good use in the fight against Voldemort. Years 1-4. Sequel posted.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 84 - Words: 529,133 - Reviews: 4523 - Favs: 5,479 - Follows: 3,835 - Updated: 8/22/2015 - Published: 1/31/2014 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., S. Vector - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 7,741 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Do Unto Others by Halcyon5 reviews
AU. A small group of Jedi flees Coruscant after Sidious's purge, making contact with unexpected allies who may be able to help them regain what was lost.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,436 - Reviews: 748 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Anakin Skywalker
Shadow Walks by lorien829 reviews
In the five years since the Final Battle, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley have struggled to cope with the mysterious disappearance and apparent death of Hermione Granger. There are deeper and darker purposes at work than Harry yet realizes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,455 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Scorpius Malfoy and the Improbable Plot by opalish reviews
Scorpius really should have listened to his father's numerous and dire warnings about the Potter clan. Harry feels his pain. Gen crackfic WIP, yo. Seriously, so cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,805 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Scorpius M., Harry P.
Oswald the Ottoman by lunakatrina reviews
Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,941 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 384 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Platform i by shewhoguards reviews
The first time Remus Lupin tried to board the Hogwarts Express, he went to Platform EightAndAQuarter by mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 32 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Remus L. - Complete