"Have you forgotten your place?
I'm being sarcastic."

"If life throws you melons,
You might be dyslexic."

"And the Lord said unto John,
'Come forth and receive eternal power'
But John came fifth and received a toaster."

"Ask me if I am a tree
'Are you a tree?'
No."

"How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub?
17."

"Haiku's are easy.
Sometimes, they don't make sense.
Refrigerator."

"How do you stop a bus?
Throw babies at it."

"Friends are a lot like trees.
They fall down when we hit them with an ax multiple times."

"What's big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree?
A fridge."

"Two farmers are standing in a field and one says to the other:
'A bit cold out today, eh?'
The other doesn't reply because he's trying to figure out how to tell the other that he killed his son."

"What did Timmy want for Christmas?
Parents."

"What did the Japanese man say to the other?
I'm not sure, I only took one year of Japanese in high school."

"Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
No one cares.
You're adopted."

"What's worse than a truck loaded with dead babies?
Unloading it with a pitchfork."

"Whale oil beef hooked."

"Why did the baby stop crying?
Because it stopped breathing."

"Roses are gay.
Violets are gay.
You're gay."

"A dyslexic man walked into a bra."

Okay, okay. I'll stop with the anti-jokes. But, admit it...You laughed... :3
But... Anyway... Uh.. My name is Sixx. Well...That's my nickname but..there's only two people call me by my real name... So uh... Anyway..
Tony is my whole life

RANDOM BUILD UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

He looked away for a moment, heard a muffled scream, then the girl was gone. There
was one, small note:
"I hope you understand that this girl in gone forever.
-DR. (Death Row)"
Tenebris stood up in a swift motion and the crow make a soft coo. He dropped the shot glass in his hand
and darted out the door.

Two Hours Later~

It was 11 o'clock and Neon was unconsious. When she woke up, it was snowing and she was in someone's house. She looked at the

I went to Mrs. Potato Head's Pity Party at her Dollhouse and rode her Carousel. We met an Alphabet Boy who called me a Crybaby and we took off his Training Wheels. A Mad Hatter gave me a Sippy Cup with Soap in it. We all played Tag, You're It and the Teddy Bear wanted to Pacify Her and We all went in and had Milk and Cookies, and Cake. We had a fun Playdate.

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