So you can call me Artemis (the asexual goddess as I see it). And Shan is for my appreciation of Darren Shan, who no one in fucking America knows of and it's annoying. If you haven't heard of him go read his books.

Anyway, I apologise for my stories. I can lose interest in a story and basically never post again or I can continue and finish in a really short period of time. It all depends. So far I've written for Harry Potter and Sherlock. I might do one for House/SPN/ whatever I've been getting into a lot more fandoms lately, since I, you know, took a 2 year hiatus. Also I typically upload soon after I finish it, I might revise it once or twice but for the most part I have to just get rid of it or I'll spend forever revising it and it becomes brain crack (to those who know what that is, I love you).

After I upload something, if it's been long enough, I might give up on it. It doesn't feel like it's mine at that point and really, works aren't ever mine after upload - they're the consumers' work to read and enjoy and to criticise. I might not work to please but I'm a definite people pleaser. If you want to know some more arbitrary and meaningless things about me, you can read some of my favourite stuff and other stuff down below ]

Favourites:

Season: Winter

Month: December

Book: Harry Potter

Play: AVPSY

Band: Fall Out Boy

Colour: Green

Film: I don't even know anymore. The last film I watched was The Judge.

Actor: Robert Downey JR b

Quote: Aren't the best lies the one the liar actually believes?

Sexuality: Who the fuck knows (lol jk asexual w00t)

Gender: And who the fuck cares (again, lol jk totes agender, guys)

Mysteeri the Mysterious Cat has been translated into German! Go to xShadowSmileX to read it.