Alright, let's do this for the very first time. My name is The Hydra dragon. I was struck with a bunch of stupid ideas and for not very long I've been a very inconsistent fan-fiction writer. I'm pretty sure you don't know the rest. I wrote a bunch of drafts, threw the bad ones away (kept the ones I THOUGHT were good), and then I deleted again and again and again.

And uh... I did this (shows failed original science-fiction novel). We don't really talk about this.

Look, I'm an okay writer, I'm a meme, did an ear-aching choir solo. I have excellent taste in music. And a... so-so resume. I mean, it's really not that bad...

But after everything, I still love being a writer. I mean, who wouldn't? I... take that back, probably everyone. Sooo no matter how many hate-rants I get, I always find a way to come back. Because the one thing standing between that story and oblivion is me. There's only one Hydra-dragon. And you're reading about him.

A not so subtle reference to "Spiderman: Into the Spider-verse" (Haven't seen it? Stop reading this bio and go SEE IT!)

So if you survived through that dreadful introduction, congrats. There has got to be someone else who's done that before. If not, then, lucky me I guess. In all seriousness though. I'm not kidding when I say this.

I am a very inconsistent writer.

The stories you see in any of the categories below are simply for guidance. I tend to delete my work quite often, leading to a lot more time spent putting something together. Rest assured though, if you for some reason like a story I have posted, it's not going anywhere. Since I have such a tight schedule, stories may go a long time without being updated, I mean, a LONG time. That combined with my spontaneous tendency has led me to create this strange system below. Here's the rundown.

If it is in "The Ongoing Stories": Yay! It probably is something I'm trying to update consistently. So anywhere from once a week to once a month seems like a safe bet.

If it is in "The Blockade of Stories": Eh, It isn't something that's a priority. It probably just is taking a while for me to get to. I may also be having writer's block, or just been bored with the story. Basically, it's not really my focus right now.

If it is in "The Graveyard of Stories": It's dead, like it's completely dead. No bringing it back, I don't dare to dig through these past works. Maybe if I ever got enough requests, it might see the light of day once again, probably not though.

"The Birthplace of Stories": This is essentially where all my so-called stupid ideas go. These are just placeholders for possible stories. If would like to request a story, PM me. If I like the idea, you may find it as a placeholder along with your name in this category as well.

So you're finally done going through my bio? Nice. Here's that weird system thing...

The Ongoing Stories (The ones that AREN'T so bad):

-Fallacious Retribution

The Blockade of Stories (The ones that PROBABLY are bad):

-Scrapped by Tomorrow

The Graveyard of Stories (The ones that CERTAINLY are bad:

-The Marionette: Resurrection

The Birthplace of Stories (The ones that will be bad):

Untitled Spiderman Fanfic

Untitled Avengers Fanfic

PS: I really appreciate constructive criticism. It helps me grow as a writer, which is something I really need more of. I don't mind the heat, as long as it's not too hot.