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Joined 09-17-11, id: 3263227, Profile Updated: 12-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Death Note, Misc. Tv Shows, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Name: You can call me Em (pronounced how you say the letter M) ^^ (that sounds kinda stupid doesn't it) ^^'\

Age:Not that old

Gender: Female

I'm like an Otaku ^^ and proud of it.


Animes/Manga

: I like alot of animes/manga. Here are some(in any random order...well how I remember them)

Naruto

Inuyasha

Shugo Chara

Tegami Bachi

Rise of the Yokai Clan

xxxHolic

D.N. Angel

Ouran High School Host Club

Dragon Ball (Z) (GT)

Death Note

Hetalia: Axis Powers

Bleach

Yu Yu Hakusho

High School Debut

Ranma

Black Butler

That's all I can think of

American Shows

Suite Life on Deck

That 70s Show

George Lopez

Spongebob (a classic)

I LOVE YAOI!!!!

Sorry, I just do. I love pairings that are yaoi like...

Anime

NarutoxSusuke

LxLight(LOL- I prefer L on Light...:D)

USXUK(aka: AmericaxEngland)

HikaruxKaoru

TamakixKyouya

Groups

Yunjae ( YunhoxJaejoong)

Yoosu (YoochunxJunsu)

Sakuraiba(Sakurai ShoxAiba Masaki

Sakumoto (Sakurai ShoxMatsujun)

Junba (MatsujunxAiba Masaki)

Ohmiya (Ohno SatoshixNinomiya Kazunari)

Just for the Hell of it(but I still like them)

GokuxVegeta

InyashaxMiroku

ItalyxGermany (ItaliaxDoitsu)

ZackxCody (DillonxCole)

That is all I can think of ^^...but there are more(please suggest if you are wasting your time reading this for some reason...I will love you if you do...

Books

City of Bones

City of Ashes( im on that one now ^^)

City of Glass

That's it...I don't read alot ^^'


In a dog-eat-dogworld the best thing to do is become a cat. If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!

You lie! You sit upon a throne of lies!

Surely you can't be serious!? I am serious... and don't call me Shirely.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner!
Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, "Where the hell is the ceiling?!"

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.

If all else fails, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

Fighting is mind over matter. I don't mind, and you don't matter.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well, I think guns help. I mean, if you just stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill many people...

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Ask me no questions and I’ll tell you no lies.

Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God

Don't hate yourself in the morning...sleep till noon

It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...)

I find "good morning" contradictory

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30, and I'm still 29, who'll be laughing then?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.

I'm not as dumb as you look.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

Sarcasm is one more service we offer.

Hate is just a special kind of love we give to people who suck.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

'I write for the same reason I breathe; if I didn't I would die'

Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.

It's ok to argue with two characters on your shoulders.

Writing isn't a career, it's more of a mental illness.

Anything thrown hard enough should hurt.

'You know what! Earth sucks, I’m going home.'

Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought him back, but stupidity killed him again.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

'Define normal.'

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls, we're realy going at one thing, staying strong

Some say the glass is half full, some say it's half empty, I say, "Are you gonna drink that?"

All people have the right to stupidity but some people abuse the privilege.

When I was born, I was so shocked that I didn't talk for a year and a half.

Where there's a will...I want to be in it.

Do not disturb, I'm disturbed already.

The trouble with life, is there's no background music.

A clean house is a sign of a broken computer!

Do not walk behind me for I may not lead, do not walk in front of me for I may not follow, do not walk beside me either. JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!

Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

For people who like peace and quiet: Get me a CORDLESS PHONE!

I don't get even, I get odder.

If being an idiot hurt, then you would be in constant pain.

If I were any lazier, I would slip into a coma!

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then throw it back at life and steal the oranges you asked for!

If life gives you lemons...throw them at someone.

If life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

When life gives you lemons, say "What else have you got?" you might get something else

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it."

When life gives you lemons, just read my profile. There are a bunch of options on what to do next.

I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

Light travels faster than sound. That is why...some people seem bright until you hear them speak.

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

You have the right to remain silent, anything you say will be misquoted and used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

If Fed ex and UPS merge, they would be called Fed UP.

I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

Chaos, panic, pandemonium, my work here is done.

Scientists are complaining that the new Dinosaur movie shows dinosaurs with lemurs, who didn't evolve for another million years. They're afraid the movie will give kids a mistaken impression. What about the fact that the dinosaurs are singing and dancing?

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

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Family Vacation by Monkey and Cookee reviews
AU. "Welcome to the Strip! How may I take your virginity?" Light knew it was a bad idea to take a road trip with L and the kids to Vegas of all places. LxLight. Family Fic. -M.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,249 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Light Y., L, Near - Complete
Daddy America by Tsuki the Wolf reviews
An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,970 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 607 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Second Chance by SlightlyPsycho reviews
After Light died, he couldn't go to heaven or hell. Well, not if L has something to say about it. Light is reincarnated and is tested to see if he'll choose to become Kira again or if he'll choose L while unknowingly saving himself LXLight
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 147,440 - Reviews: 1715 - Favs: 2,192 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
In the Shadow of a Vampire by moonlit-vampire-13 reviews
Light Yagami has fallen into a world that he doesn't believe in or know about. Can he and L make it, or will the darkness in L consume them both?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 42,886 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 7/30/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
I'm Not Who I Think I Am by Simply Emotional reviews
What happens when Light and Kira are fighting for control of the same body? Self harm becomes a usual part of Light's routine, and suicide weighs heavily on his mind, trying to kill himself before he can kill L. L begins to notice these changes.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,072 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Death Note meets SAW by GabrielSeductiveTrickster reviews
What happenes when Light wakes up tied to a chair? No Gore, pure crackfic. Ends with a twist! Your choice if you wanna read. Let the games begin...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
C'est L'amour by lookingskyward reviews
America woos England via the wise teachings of the master of love, Pepé Le Pew. America/England
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The South Ain't Just Fer Rednecks by X-Hayze-chan-X reviews
One-shot. US/UK lemon for a fic exchange. "One day, while visiting the south, America got an idea."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/12/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cupids by brindis reviews
Some Cupids kill with arrows, some with traps!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Desperate Rivals by SlightlyPsycho reviews
Light was finally about to get his wish and have L die. But then came lie detectors, mind games, an extra psycho New Kira appears, and wierd love/hate relationships. Warning: LXLight.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 70,293 - Reviews: 894 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
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HetaOni Quotes reviews
Quotes from HetaOni.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Complete
Memories of the Past
Yunjae fanfic. Please read.Thanks
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 552 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Complete
I hate him reviews
Why Light hates L. Please read. Better than sounds.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Light Y., L - Complete