Heyyyy i'm Ms.Dartgun PS I change my name a lot so if it changes don't freak out

Age;none of your concern

I'm a GIRL

Likes;to laugh and read and annoy Matthew mwahhhaaaa cough cough

Dislikes;Matthew,standing in front of crowds and speaking

Loves;to annoy Matthew,listen to music,colorful things,being weird,freaking people out,scratching people with my nails,annoying Matthew,smiling,annoying Matthew,read,OH ya did i mention ANNOYING MATTHEW!!!!

My nickname in school is donkey its a looooonnngggg story so pm me if you wanna know it.

Fav colors;electric blue,neon green,hot pink,purple,etc.

Favorite Pairings:

39 Clues

Amian (They belong together!!)

Natan (They're soo cute)

Hamead (They my friend are just plain beautiful)

Teagan

Nedison

Jellie (I didn't like them until i read a fic IT'S A MUST! GO READ ONE RIGHT NOW!!)

Willow Falls

Leo/Amanda

David/Tara

Jake/Rory

Mortal Instruments

Clace (I refuse to believe they're siblings!!!)

Isabelle/Simon

Hoot

Beatrice/Roy

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl who people look through when I say something. I am the girl who spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl who people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a friend on a phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with 39 Clues, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete herself, and knows the importance of the little things. I am the girl who doesn't need to be with someone else to have fun; you can lock me in my room and I'll never get bored. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, DawnKatnissMellark, Fire. Bread. and Dandelions, FinnickLover4ever, TribalGirl, The Girl of the Moon. AUniqueGirl,mollyhunt0,Ms.Dartgun

"LALALALALALALAALALALALALALALALALALALALALA"

"Where did that even come from."

shrugs*

"Anyways..."

"LALAALALALLALALATRACTORLALALALAALALALALA!"

If your'e random, and you know it, copy and paste this on your profile.

"Zippe Dee do da! Zippity day...

Just scroll down to the end, but while you do, think of a wish. Make your wish when you have completed scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the number of minutes it will take for your wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min. something major that you've been wanting will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you re-post

Favorite quotes:

"Lovely"Ian Kabra

"I haven't failed I just found 10,000 ways that don't work."Thomas Edision

"Ninja Assassin Incorporated Dan Cahill speaking.Who would you like offed today?"Dan Cahill

"Actually,I don't need a moment.You can shove it."Amy Cahill

"You're weird I like you." Me

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.

When u open it, he collapses.

When he see's u reading it, he faints.

When he see's u living it, he flees.

And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.

I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

Did u know b4 u go to sleep at night there is 1 person on the opposite rainbow is thinking of u .they want to kiss u ,they want to be with u are always thinking about u b4 they go to sleep at night they r longing to be with u this is not at all fake if u re-post within 5 mins the person who is longing for u will approach u in 1 month and ask u out or grab u and kiss u . but if u break this chain no1 will ask u out in 5 years.

This is freaky as anything...DO NOT CHEAT (You'll kick yourself later.) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions you'll be surprised! We'll see tomorrow if the wish comes true. Some of the things are freakily true, but if you sit down and think about it, most of the answers are right because the way the questions are set up. The human mind of everyone, really, it works in similar ways.

Take 3 minutes and try this...it will freak you out...BUT NO CHEATING!

This game has a funny/spooky outcome.

Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.

First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.

Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!

1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.

2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.

3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.

4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.

5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)

6. Finally, make a wish.

And now the key for the game...

1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.

2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.

3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.

4. You care most about the person you put in 4.

5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.

6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.

7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.

8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.

9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.

10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life

NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...

OKAY THIS FREAKED ME OUT, SO MUCH. REALLY THOUGH MY MIND IS "RADIOACTIVE"?

99 percent of teenagers would faint if Justin Bieber came to their house and asked them on a date, I'm part of the 1 percent that would punch him in the face and yell "GET OFF MY PROPERTY!"

Post this on you profile if your the 1 percent.

10 Things I Know About You

1. You are reading this

2. You are human

3. You can't say the letter "P" without separating your lips

4. You just attempted it

6. You are laughing at yourself

7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5

9. You laugh because you're an idiot and everyone does this to

10. You are probably gonna repost this to see who else falls for it

Open Your Music Library

Put It On shuffle

Press Play

For every question, type the song that's playing.

When you go onto the next, press the next button.

Opening Credits: Take Back The Night Justine Timberlake (Cool)

Waking Up:Miss Independent Kelly Clarkson (ok)

First Day at School: Party in the USA Miley Cyrus (Awesome!)

Falling In Love: Playa Boi Cher Lloyd (Hahaha so true...kinda)

Fight Song:ET Katy Perry (um...)

Prom Night: Still into You Paramore (True true)

Breaking up: Riot Cher Lloyd (wow)

Life: Grow Up Cher Lloyd ( PERFECT!!!!)

Mental Breakdown: Summer Time Sadness (Interesting)

Driving: Teenage Dream Katy Perry (my future car will always love me!!!)

Flashback;Wake me Up Avicii ( Maybe i like that flashback)

Getting Back Together: Since U Been Gone Kelly Clarkson (I think that's more breakup)

Wedding: Behind the Music Cher Lloyd (He better like music)

Birth of Child; Behind these Haizil Eyes Kelly Clarkson (Is that a sign)

Final Battle: Oath Cher Lloyd ( We make up)

Funeral Song: Treasure Bruno Mars (little late i'm dead..)

Final Credits: Want U back Cher Lloyd (I'm gonna walk away now)

Disclaimer: I didn't make this up!

If you smack books when the characters are being annoying, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you can ace any test without studying, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you can say that you have dreamed about your favorite book, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have asked your teacher if you could move away from the annoying kid that sits next to you, and they said no, copy and paste this into your profile.

I know, this is weird. Just try and read:

Fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno’t mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset cna be a taotl mses and yuo cna sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the hmuan mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Fi yuo cna raed tihs add tihs to yuor

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime or game character then copy this into your profile. (Wha-what no! I don't have a crush on *coughDancough Cahillcough*)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into a song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you've ever pushed off a school project till the week before it was due and still got a good grade on it, copy and paste this (All the time in elementary)

If you've ever laughed at your friend when they've done something stupid, copy and paste this.

If you hate it when those pretty sissy girls get all the attention and the tough girls are ignored copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your pretty different from others copy this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a room to get something, and then forgot what you went in there to get, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (Hehhe yeah... and the same door... I think my kitchen door hates me.)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE copy this in your profile.

If you have been caught randomly dancing, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a pole (numerous times... while reading )copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ, copy and paste this into your profile.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.
She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.
When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.
However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.
She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.
When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.
She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.
The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.
She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.
When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.
The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.
She asked if they would ask the man one question.
She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.
When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."
You're never alone...
93 Percent Of the people who read this won't repost it.
Don't be one of those people.
Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you.

Not me but, really cool story.

One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books. I thought to myself, 'Why would anyone bring home all his books on a Friday? He must really be a nerd.' I had quite a weekend planned (parties and a football game with my friends tomorrow afternoon), so I shrugged my shoulders and went on.

As I was walking, I saw a bunch of kids running toward him. They ran at him, knocking all his books out of his arms and tripping him so he landed in the dirt. His glasses went flying, and I saw them land in the grass about ten feet from him. He looked up and I saw this terrible sadness in his eyes. My heart went out to him.

So, I jogged over to him as he crawled around looking for his glasses, and I saw a tear in his eye. As I handed him his glasses, I said, 'Those guys are jerks. They really should get lives.'

He looked at me and said, 'Hey thanks!'

There was a big smile on his face. It was one of those smiles that showed real gratitude. I helped him pick up his books, and asked him where he lived. As it turned out, he lived near me, so I asked him why I had never seen him before. He said he had gone to private school before now. I would have never hung out with a private school kid before.

We talked all the way home, and I carried some of his books. He turned out to be a pretty cool kid. I asked him if he wanted to play a little football with my friends. He said yes.We hung out all weekend and the more I got to know Kyle, the more I liked him, and my friends thought the same of him.

Monday morning came, and there was Kyle with the huge stack of books again. I stopped him and said, 'Boy, you are gonna really build some serious muscles with this pile of books everyday!' He just laughed and handed me half the books.

Over the next four years, Kyle and I became best friends. When we were seniors we began to think about college. Kyle decided on Georgetown and I was going to Duke.

I knew that we would always be friends, that the miles would never be a problem. He was going to be a doctor and I was going for business on a football scholarship. Kyle was valedictorian of our class. I teased him all the time about being a nerd. He had to prepare a speech for graduation. I was so glad it wasn't me having to get up there and speak.

Graduation day, I saw Kyle. He looked great. He was one of those guys that really found himself during high school. He filled out and actually looked good in glasses. He had more dates than I had and all the girls loved him. Boy, sometimes I was jealous!

Today was one of those days. I could see that he was nervous about his speech. So, I smacked him on the back and said, 'Hey, big guy, you'll be great!' He looked at me with one of those looks (the really grateful one) and smiled. 'Thanks,' he said.

As he started his speech, he cleared his throat, and began, 'Graduation is a time to thank those who helped you make it through those tough years. Your parents, your teachers, your siblings, maybe a coach... but mostly your friends... I am here to tell all of you that being a friend to someone is the best gift you can give them. I am going to tell you a story.' I just looked at my friend with disbelief as he told the story of the first day we met. He had planned to kill himself over the weekend. He talked of how he had cleaned out his locker so his Mom wouldn't have to do it later and was carrying his stuff home.

He looked hard at me and gave me a little smile. 'Thankfully, I was saved. My friend saved me from doing the unspeakable.' I heard the gasp go through the crowd as this handsome, popular boy told us all about his weakest moment.

I saw his Mom and Dad looking at me and smiling that same grateful smile. Not until that moment did I realize it's depth.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or for worse. God puts us all in each others lives to impact one another in some way. Look for God in others.

You now have two choices, you can : 1) Put this on your profile or 2) Forget you read this and act like it didn't touch your heart. As you can see, I took choice number 1.

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Beiber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. 5% would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 5%

REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

HEY!!! can anyone else not wait til 2014 when the 39 clues movie comes out!?!!?!?!?I know i cant!!And i cant wait til the series UNSTOPPABLE comes out this October 1st

Month One:

Mommy,
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice!
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby...

Month Two:

Mommy,
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me,
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here...

Month Three:

You know what, Mommy?
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad,
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me...

Month Four:

Mommy,
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine,
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too...

Month Five:

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby, Mommy, your baby!
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion..?

Month Six:

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a 'needle.'
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me..!

Month Seven:

Mommy,
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me, Mommy..?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped...

Two more eyes that will never see...

Two more hands that will never touch...

Two more legs that will never run...

One more mouth that will never speak...

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried, post this in your profile.

You know you're a 39 Clues fan when...

You are one-hundred percent sure that Kurt is a Vesper spy

You stay awake at night wondering if Shep is still in jail You cried (or at least felt like it) when Irina died

You've read all the books at least four times... and they still aren't old

You wish Ian and Amy would just make up already!

You read a certain book series, listened to a certain music genre and/or watched a certain TV show, just because one of the characters liked it

Whenever you see something suspicious, you claim it's a Lucian spy sent to kill you (Or a different branch if you are a Lucian)

You've read nearly every FanFiction on the 39 Clues fandom

You've dreamed about 39 Clues once... or twice... or more...

One of your favorite numbers is 39, 7, 5 or 19 (39 because... well duh. 7 for how many teams are in the series. 5 for how many Cahill branches there are. 19 for how many main characters there are)

Anytime someone talks about someone famous like George Washington, you're always telling them what Cahill branch they're from (George Washington's a Tomas)

Whenever you see a famous guy like Benjamin Rush or John Hancock, you wonder if they're a Cahill, Vesper, or none of the above

You made four accounts on the 39 Clues website, one for each branch, so you could read all the files

Your parents roll their eyes whenever you bring it up, because you talk about it WAY too much

You sign your E-mails with what ever your alias is on your agent card on the 39 Clues website

You started liking History because 1) Amy and Jonah like it 2) You need to prepare for the hunt, and 3) You need to know more about your relatives

You want to be trilingual just because Nellie is

You found, and memorized, all 39 Clues from the official website (which I have done!)

You try to live up to the expectations of your branch: you're an Ekaterina, so you're constantly trying to get better at math and/or science; you're a Janus, so you're always practicing music, writing and drawing; you're a Lucian, so you're always trying to solve puzzles and get better at lying...er, I mean acting; you're a Tomas, so you're always trying to do brave things, like water skiing.

You buy everything 39 Clues you can get your hands on

You've learned, and memorized, everything there is to know about the Cahills and the 39 Clues contest

You're going to buy the movie when it comes out, even if it stinks (which you know it will because that's how it is with books-turned-into-movies, they're never as good as the books themselves)

You hate it when people remind you that the 39 Clues aren't real, and come up with a hundred reasons why it vary well possibly could be real (I have! Think about it. If the Cahills are real, how would you find out about them? You couldn't! You couldn't find out via the Internet, because the branches kill, hurt and/or threaten anyone that posts ANYTHING about them on it. Books? No! Because vary few copies of books about the Cahills are made, and each branch buys books about their own branch, and destroys them. The news? No. Don't you remember? The branch pays off the news channels so they don't air anything! So how would you find out huh? Huh? Huh? That's what I thought!)

Most of your daydreams consist of at least one character from the 39 Clues series

Whenever you get something 39 Clues related for your birthday, Christmas, etc. you start flipping out, rejoicing in being able to add to your 39 Clues collection

You actually HAVE a 39 Clues collection

You wish you could meet the people that play the characters in person

You wish you could meet all the authors

You've declared September 27th national "Cahills Made Up Day!" or something close to that (see book ten, page 326, line 18, words 4 through 6 for confirmation!)

You want to take a trip around the world, and stop at all the places Amy and Dan went

If you read this, and your head was on none-stop nod-mode, copy and paste this on your page! --By Lieutenant Evergreen

You have the first to pages of chapter 14 in book 3 memorized

You make your parents take the quiz to see what branch they are

When you lost the board game the first time you cryed because you thought it ment you weren't a good clue hunter

You knew someone named V was a problem before the 10th book because on the site somewhere it says "Could it be V?" (I almost cried my name starts with V)

You read Shakespeare just to learn the insults like Dan

When you're mad at someone you call them a "Slimy Lucian" even though they have no idea what you're talking about

Every time you hear a love song you think of Ian/Amy

You have rewriten a song to be a Cahill versoin

\You think there is no way on Earth Irina's dead because she's to cool for that

You have plans to break into the KGB just to get Irina's fingernail things

You started saying "dissing" because Jonah does

You guessed who the Man In Black was, and you were right( I was so off)

The wallpaper on your computer has something to do with the 39 Clues

You can give the title and color of the books without thinking

You bought a book just because it was written by one of the authors

You desperately want to be in the movie

You cheer every time someone says "39" ( Haha when my phone has 39% i start doing a dance, it freaks my parents out)

You "go all Lucian" on anyone who disses the books

You say "go all Lucian"(Duh)

You say "your Janus is showing" or Ekat, or Tomas...

Even thought they haven't read them, your friends know everything about the books

You try to "convert" Twilight fans (Haha you'll NEVER STOP ME!!)

You wish your branch would just contact you already

Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked his friend out of suicide.

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.

See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.

See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.

See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs

If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and Paste...this is hilarious

"Dude... I was thinking... alot... one time... I... I had an Epiphany... Today... Is... Tomorrow's... Yesterday..."

"They have sent us to this dungeon, more commonly known as school."

"I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed."

"There ain't enough ketchup in the WORLD to make me eat THAT"

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up."

"Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" Then it hits me."

You're just jealous because the voices in my head talk to me and not you.

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I do visit reality once in a while. Want to see my tourist visa?

Normality will be restored as soon as we figure out what it is.

Be yourself. That's crazy enough

I have not lost my mind; its backed up on a disk somewhere

Beware the letter 'G'. It is the end of everything.

There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line

I'm not random. I just have many bluebird waffles

I'm the kind of person who walks into a chair and apologizes

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

The below statement is true

The above statement is false

In a world of cheerios, be a frootloop!

There is no great genius without a mixture of madness

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with nonsense

When life gives you lemons make grape juice, lay back, and let the world wonder how you did it.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

I'm mature and you're not. Nah nah nah nah nah nah!

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems

If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why are you so scared?!

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

I know KUNG-FU! And 42 other dangerous words

I know Karate and, like, 3 other Japanese words

Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhh its a secret!

I will temporarily rule the world, forever.

Quick, whats the number for 9-1-1?

I burst laughing out in class today...I got that joke you told yesterday

Hi! I'm human. What're you?

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

I'd like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to put it!

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

I don't have a short attention span, I just... Oh look a kitty!

I haven't lost my marbles, they're under my bed somewhere.

Don't take life too seriously -You'll never get out of it alive.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

It IS as bad as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt!

I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.

I’ve learned that just when I get my room the way I like it,
Mom makes me clean it up.

92 percent American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you have ever run up or down an escalator and SUCCEEDED in getting to the top or bottom, copy and paste this into your profile. (Too easy)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent that would ask the person, "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. (Maybe I shouldn't post that for the whole world to see...)

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being popular, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile! (or yogurt etc.)

Some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs. If you agree with this, put this in your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

if your different in a good way put this in your profile.

If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

IF YOU CAN HURT YOURSELF DOING JUST ABOUT ANYTHING, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE

If you've ever burst into song for no reason Copy and paste this to your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the stinkin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you will never smoke, do drugs, or anything else in that field, copy and paste this into your profile

If you can easily finish a thick, chaptered novel in a day, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Copy and paste this on your profile if your reading this copy and paste

Do you get distracted easily? Do you end up daydreaming and forget to finish someth-

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Forget falling in love, I'd rather fall in chocolate. If you agree copy and past this onto your profile.

Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate!

"A day without maths is a day wasted"-(NOT), if you agree with the (NOT) copy and paste this onto your profile

"With great power comes great responsibility"- (What good is responsibility if it wont help you gain world domination?) if you agree with the last statement copy and paste this onto your profile.

"Lets eat Grandma!" or "Lets eat, Grandma!" Punctuation saves lives. If you agree, and wouldn't like to taste your grandma, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered who made up all of the 'copy this into your profile' things then copy this into your profile.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh at me because I'm insane, I laugh cause you just figured it out.

If you know all the words to your favorite song/songs copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-Yes, I'm weird. No, I don't care."

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

99.5 percent of teenagers and kids have a myspace and are literally addicted, if you are the 0.5 who thinks myspace is a dumb way to make friends, relationsips,etc. post this onto your profile.

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If your friends are surprised that you haven't given them A.D.H.D., Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you ever wondered why the world is round, and not shaped like a octagon, you may be insane.

If you ever drew you favorite book or TV characters with heads bigger than even the BIGGEST ego and brain could have fit in and it still be to big, you may be insane.

If you have your favorite book characters in your head, and they TALK to you, you may be insane.

If you show any of these signs, hide from your counselor, they can take away your powers.

If you got a Facebook just because you were sick of being out of the loop, copy this to your profile.

If you have a Facebook and are not addicted, copy this to your profile.

If when you got on Facebook for the first time you found your grandparents, copy this to your profile.

If fanfiction.net still takes priority over Facebook, copy this to your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
"The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."
His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."
"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"
Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
"My mommy loves white roses."
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shirt and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd home that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella when it's raining.
BEST FRIENDS: Will take yours and yell "RUN GIRL RUN!!"

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "We screwed up again. But it was fun while it lasted."

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!!

"My God what is that smell?" "It's called Fresh air" -Sinead and Ian (Medusa Plot)

"Turn right now." "Now? All I see is a bloody narrow gap between trees" - GPS and Ian (Dead Of Night)

"Or how you people in the US Provinces say...Bungee!" "I believe it is Bingo" -Natalie and Alistair (The Sword Thief) "Lovely" -Ian (The Sword Thief)

"So, like, I could say A – has a face like a baboon butt, and you wouldn't know who I'm talking about?"-Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Oh great. I'm in South Korea and now my sister is Julie Andrews" -Dan (The Sword Thief)

"Executor?" "That means he killed her?" -Dan (Maze Of Bones)

"Those are Cobras, not the really cute ones. Like Ian" -Dan

"Your a Thief" "Not a thief, Amy. A Lucian" -Ian and Amy (Maze of Bones)

''But today I'm the good guy. You gotta see that, Amy.'' ''Because you make gangster pop-up books?" "Exactly!" -Dan and Jonah (One False Note)

"Hello, Love" -Ian to Amy (Practically every time they meet.)

When I'm at a funeral, I'll always wonder if the person who died was a Cahill.

When I'm about to make a choice that will change my life, I'll remember Mr. McIntyre

When I hear about Hollywood, I'll think of all the Janus and what drama they're pulling now.

When I hear about waring countries, I'll remember those silly little Lucians. (Actually...Lucians aren't that silly, but alright..)

When ever there's an athletic event, I'll hope I won't face a Tomas.

When I study hard, I'll wish for the brain of an Ekaterina.

When I see families breaking up, and hurting each other, I'll remember Olivia Cahill, and the pain she went through.

When I see people trying to pick up the pieces and start over, I'll remember Madeleine.

When I hear a cat 'Mrrrp'-ing, I'll think of Saladin.

When I see crazy teenagers rocking out, I'll remember Nellie.

When I see eleven-year-old boys being boys, I'll remember Dan.

When I act crazy shy or stick my face in a book, I'll remember Amy.

When I see a family of sport fanatics, I'll remember the Holts.

When I see people acting like spies, I'll remember Irina.

When I see a monkey, I'll remember the innocent Nikolai

When ever I hear a British accent, I'll think of Ian.

When I see a girl having a tantrum, I'll think of Natalie.

When I hear about acts of cruelty and murder, I'll shudder and remember Isabel.

When I think about the world in general, I'll think about every other Cahill in the world who don't know who they are.

If you love the 39 Clues as much as I do, repost this and add your name to the list.

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