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Joined 09-18-11, id: 3264007, Profile Updated: 04-24-13
Author has written 5 stories for Halloween, and Naruto.

Name: Duckie.

Family: A family of three pair love :)

Likes: Squirting things in your face, smiles, happiness, high cheek bones,music
,strawberries, proses,poems, Naruto, and Super Gals!

Dislikes: Haters, people who shave a quarter of their hair you can't even see it,
rude,mean,and selfish people,eggs,fashion, and Fleet Foxes.

Love: God.

Hate: Hate is a abomination that kills this world.

Hobbies:Writing, singing,reading.

Stories:

Wife-

Summary: I looked at myself in the mirror, the white rose looking lovely in my hair. It had bloomed so beautifully and tucked into my scalp that it seemed to be gladly settling in there. Well ,that makes one of us.(Songfic Pocket Knife by PJ Harvey)

Rated: T

Pairing: Arranged marriage SasuSaku

Genre: Tragedy

(Hasn't been up yet)

Beautifully Ugly-

Summary: Sakura Haruno is a highly known therapist in the city Kohana. Every patients that she had recovered successfully due to her deft skills. What happens when she meets a man with a rare skin disease and a haunted past. Will he recover like her other line of patients or will he break her?

Rated: T (maybe m later)

Pairing: SasuSaku

Genre: Suspense/ Romance

(Has not been up yet)

Black Berry-

Summary: 'Jason's body tingles from your touch. He doesn't want you to leave because its been so long. The thoughts from his mother are gone. The noises in his head are gone. Everything that makes him tick has disappeared when he touches you.' How is Mia going to get out of this camp with a frightening Jason attached to her?

Rated: M

Pairing: JasonxOC

Genre: Romance/Hurt/Comfort

(Is up)

All You Got Is Me-

Summary: He thought she would forget all those times that he tortured her,forget everything that happened from the war, and forget all the tension between them.Draco Malfoy hadn't realized that it was going to take more than a lot to make Hermione Jean Granger like him. He would have to pay off all the things he had done to her.

Rated: T

Pairing: Dramione

Genre: Romance/ Angst

(Is up)

Sakura's Friends-

Summary: Sakura Haruno is accused of the most terrible that could happen in her high school. She is accused of messing with Akatsuki. For a whole week she must be submissive and obey. It wouldn't be so hard if she didn't have four guys on her nuts, her friends being mega weirdos, and random chat rooms. "People say that having friends is a joy in life. Well for me,Sakura Haruno,could live without them. It's just weird about how they act inside a chat room than outside at school. I mean,what's up with Hidan's penname? "

Rated: M

Pairing: Sakurax????

Genre: Romance/ Parody

(Is up)

Why Sister-

Summary: Suki Yamanaka discovers the horrors of her sister growing into a young woman. "Have you ever been in love?" Suki looks at Ino, long and hard and cringes when she discovers her innocence disappear before her eyes' Songfic of Brown Eyed Girls Cleansing Cream

Rated: T

Pairing: SukixItachi, slight InoxSasuke

Genre: Angst/Family

(Is up)

Tenten and Sakura-

Summary: Songfic drabbles of throughout Tenten and Sakura's love life. Songs are by Tegan and Sara."Do not judge my book by the size of my wrist" She said and he knew he could relate to her words.

Rated: T (Depending on the drabble)

Pairing: Sakurax Sasuke, Ino, Itachi, and Tentenx Neji, Konan, Hinata, Hidan

Genre: Romance

(Has not been up yet)

Turn Me On-

Summary: Tenten just wanted to be a revolutionary rock star. She didn't know she would have to make two waitresses and blonde popular girl join her band, ignore a creepy pale eyed girly boy who is trying to 'steal' her heart, and battle the hardships of sexism. She just wanted to be a revolutionary rock star.

Rated: M

Pairing: TentenxNeji & HidTen

Genre: Romance/ Humor

(Has not been up yet)

Songs for pairings/characters of NARUTO:

Hidan/Tenten- Baptism by Crystal Castles

Sasuke/Sakura: Lovers Who Uncover by Crystal Castles (cover)

Neji/Tenten- What is love by EXO-K

Sasuke/Sakura: Pale Blue Dot by The Receiving End of Sirens

Itachi/Sakura: This is my house, this is my home by We Were Promised Jetbacks

Itachi -/ \-

Deidara o\/

Zetsu \o.o/

Tobi @

Sasori -.-

Kisame =o_o=

Hidan o.o

Kakuzu .

Konan @o.o

Pein o:o

Copy and paste this to your profile to help them take over the world!!

You watch/read NARUTO so much that you developed an Inner.

What I think the Naruto characters look like in real life PICS!:

Sakura: Cherry

Ino: Diva

Tenten: Weapon Mistress

Hinata: Gentle

Pein: AngelBites

Konan: Blue

Hidan: Curse

Kakuzu: Stitch

Tobi (under the mask duh): Sexyboy!

Deidara: GirlyBoy

Itachi: Sharingan

Kisame: JustkeepSwimming

Sasuke: Emo Fabu

Naruto: Fighter

Neji: Destiny

Shikamaru: Lazy Bum

Kiba: Doggy!

Shino: Bugs

Temari: Badass

Gaara: Panda!

Kankuro: Purple!

Karin: Not A Bitch

Hinabi: Androgynous!

Yes, I view her as a androgynous. I don't know, it's just the thought that Hinata is so girly while Hinabi is the complete opposite.

There will be more when I feel like it =_=

List your 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order and answer the following questions:

1: Sakura (She has inhuman strength bro, you seriously can't top that)

2: Tenten (She's into weapons and has a collection! Can you say Bad.Ass)

3: Naruto (The show IS about him, right?)

4: Hinata (She is strong and hard-working but adorable when she blushes)

5: Itachi ( His story was so freaking awesome and he is downright mysterious and sexy)

6: Shikamaru ( He likes to look at clouds and is a freaking genius)

7: Sasuke (He is getting hot as shit over the years bro :P )

8: Temari (She is tough and I'm inspired for her)

9: Tobi ( Why doesn't Deidara- sempai not love him!? He's AMAZING!)

10: Hidan (He curses. Enough said =_= )

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Hey, does your inner still speak to you?

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

NARUTO! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY BATHROOM BEFORE I SHANAROO YOUR ASS!

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

OMG! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE! I totally support you!

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Itachi, remember to not wear any clothes under that apron ;D

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

What kind of cloud do you think that looks like, Shikamaru?

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

No wonder why my glare is so powerful...

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Temari, I told you to be careful around Gaara! Now your arm is split in half!

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Impossible, Tobi would rather make crafts with my friends.

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Hidan, you better talk to me or I'm destroying your shrine.

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

She would sprint her butt off to come save a fragile person like me :P

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Tenten would carry me on her back :)

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Naruto, you gave me ramen for my birthday last year...

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Hinata would pull you out of the fire and apologize for ruining your house.

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Itachi would not utter a word but you would see a flicker of curiosity in his eyes.

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

Sakura. Would say "Umm, what the hell? You do know that Hidan supports Jashin, right?"

"Yep"

"And that he has sacrificed people..."

"Yep"

"And that he's in the akatsuki..."

"Yep"

"Then why?"

"He's hot."

"Oh yeah."

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Sense Sasuke has a crush on me, I guess he'll make me tomato soup :D

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

" YA! GO _-CHAN! TOBI LOVES YOU! _-CHAN CAN DO IT!" Tobi.

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Hidan would tell me to shut the f*k up before he f*ing kills me :(

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

YAY! Just some rules though, you can not touch me, hug me, have sex with me or tell me you love me. NOW LETS GET MARRIED SAKU-CHAN!

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

"I know he is funny Tenten but you can not seduce Hinata's soulmate, Tobi."

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

"Naruto, why are we at the top of the Hokage moutain..."

"Because my dad is here."

"Where's your mom?"

"...I have no idea."

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

" Hinata, you better marry him before Tenten gets his hands on him! Just jump on the bed with him and everything else will fall into place ;D "

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Itachi and Shikamaru. I don't know, Shikamaru doesn't seem like Itachi's type :P

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

"Shikamaru, you were born to break hearts because you're so cute. Just make sure you go easy on Temari and Ino because they will definitely kick your ass afterwards."

25) You had your hair done (Dyed or cut) and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Sasuke. My hair is so beautiful it made Sasuke look like a tomato. "What the hell happened to your hair? I think something in your hair conjured blotches all over me" :/

26) Number 8 thinks she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell her?

"Temari, you know you could always just hook up with Hidan... He likes the feisty type."

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

"Omg Tobi! That's so cute! Would you like to have sexual intercourse? Meet me in an hour ;) "

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

"What the hell...when did you upgrade from a emo to a Jashinist?"

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

" What the hell is Naruto doing to Hinata in there, making sexual comments to her until she blushes pure blood?"

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Of course just like Temari is in love with Kankuro.

"That's her brother.."

Exactly...

31) Would 2 trust 5?

If only Itachi offered her the money to own a weapon store. That is Tenten's weakness *shakes head*

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Hinata: Pokes Hidan

Hidan: Grabs HInata's fingers and pulls it so hard that he whole finger came off

Hinata: "AAAAH!" TT_TT

Hidan: Sacrifices the finger to Jashin

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

I think Sakura would pick something medical while Itachi would be an assistant teacher for a martial arts class.

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Ramen because that's the only thing Naruto can cook and Shikamaru can't cook for shit.

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

I think they would apply a job at suicide hotline. Sasuke would so get fired after an hour :P

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Temari: *Cuts Itachi's hair but accidentally cut's it up to his ears.* "Oops"

Itachi: What was that?

Temari: Oh nothing,I have one question though. Did you like your hair long?

Itachi: Yes...

Temari: Fuck.

37) What 6’s perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Shikamaru would have someone who is blonde and a not a troublesome woman *lie*

38) 10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Tobi is probably blushing while Hidan has this horrified expression on his face. It's probably about why Tobi likes mask and dolls. :P

39) 1 accidentally kicked 10.

Sakura and Hidan.

Me: Do you really think that was necessary?

Sakura: Asshole called me Pinky!

40) 2 sent a message to their bf/gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Tobi: YAY! Tobi finally has a girlfriend. But what is a bluejob?

Tenten: THAT WAS NOT FOR YOU!

41) 5 and 6 did a workout together.

Shikamaru and Itachi would workout for thirty minutes until Shikamaru decides to watch clouds.

42) 6 noticed they weren’t invited to your birthday

"I didn't want to be invited to your troublesome part anyways." TT.TT

43) 7 won the lottery.

Sasuke: YES! NOW I CAN BUY ALL THE TOMATOES IN THE WORLD!

Me: Is that seriously what your gonna do with the money?

Sasuke: Also redecorate the Uchiha compound. I want slytherin colors this time

44) 8 had quite a big secret.

Temari. "What do you mean you made out with Lee and Asuma at the same time!?"

45) 9 became a singer.

"TOBI LOVE ALL YOU! TOBI WILL SING FOR FANS!" *Tobi magically starts singing like an angel*

Me: When the fuck did Tobi start singing?

Itachi: When the fuck did Tobi get more fangirls than me?

Hidan: When the fuck did we start saying fuck?

46) 10 got a daughter.

Me: Really Hidan, you just had to take your mask off while raping her.

Hidan: I needed some fucking air while I get my sex on!

47) What would 1 think of 2?

Sakura and Tenten.

Sakura: I think we should make a band.

Tenten: Why?

Sakura: Because your like my twin but fraternal.

Tenten: Cool! Let's name the band Tenten and Sakura

Sakura: And sing songs about love but no one would really know it's about girls until they look at us

Tenten: Ditto

*Tegan and Sara reference*

48) How would 3 greet 4?

Naruto would wake up beside Hinata and greet her with a kiss to her forehead.

49) What would 4 envy about 5?

Hinata and Itachi. "Why can't I be pretty like that. He's not even female! " TT.TT

50)What dream would 5 have about 6?

Itachi and Shikamaru. "Why did I just dream that Nara was a cloud?..."

51) What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Shikamaru and Sasuke. They're the most unenthusiastic in their teams. Freaking bums.

52) What would make 7 angry at 8?

Sasuke: Temari! You have to swear that you won't tell anyone about my diary!

Temari: Okay I will! Lalalalala *Goes into the Kohana village filled with people*

Temari: HEY! SASUKE LIKES DRAWING NUDE PICS OF NARUTO!

Sasuke: TEMARI! WHAT THE FUCK!?

53) Where would 8 meet 9?

Secretly in the Rain Village. Don't ask me why though :P

54) What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Tobi: *I have a split personality that makes me have an identity crisis and a master genius then rule the planet*

Hidan: What the fuck do you want Tobi?

Tobi:...TOBI WANT HUGS!

55) What would make 10 scared of 2?

Tenten: *Presses shuriken into Hidan's ball sack* You touch my dango again, your golfs would just be for decoration.

Hidan: *Nodds like a scared child* Mmhm

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Help you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnap him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "Totally worth it!" and high 5 you.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and they're the reason you got nothing in your fridge.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Have you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Lose your stuff and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... *sigh*

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's ass that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone your secrets.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell your secrets (they're not idiots).

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this

what color are your socks?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[X] None = freaky
] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
] None = hot
[ ] White = sexy

What kind of pants are you wearing?

[ X]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = faggot homosexual
]Tight jeans = scene kid
[ ]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female(underneath)
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[ ]Other = sex addict

What is your natural hair color?

[ ] aburn = that every one wants to make out with
]Blonde = with a broken heart
]Black = with a sexy smile
[X]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Light Brown = who loves to be different
]Dirty bl with a nice ass
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:

[ ]jan = who ate
[ ]feb = who needed
[ ]mar = who killed
[ ]apr = who shot
[ ]may = who killed
[ ]jun = who smoked with
]jul = who banged
]aug= who ran shirtless with
[ ]sep = who got stabbed horribly by
[X]oct = who cuddled with
[ ]nov = who slept with
[ ]dec = who ran naked with

Pick the day you were born on:

[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
]03 = a bag of weed
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a prostitute
[ X]09 = a porn star
[ ]10 = a shoe
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a lesbian
[ ]15 = a stripper
[ ]16 = a jew
[ ]17 = a pickle
[ ]18 = a homo
[ ]19 = an orange
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a homeless guy
[ ]22 = a whore
[ ]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[ ]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

[ ]White = because I love marijuana
[ ]Black = because im sexy as hell
[X ]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[ ]Purple = because I'm gay
[ ]Gray = because I got dared
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[ ]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke crack
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

I'm a freaky cutie with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend who cuddled with a porn star because the lil people told me to. :D

COPY AND PASTE!

]I had an asthma attack
[x]Smoked A Cigarette
]Smoked A Cigar
[x]Smoked Weed
] Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
]Drank Alcohol
[x]Been In Love
[x]Been Dumped
]Been Fired
[x]Been In A Fist Fight
]Snuck Out Of A Parent's House
Total: 5

Level 2:
[x]Had Feelings For Someone Who Didn't Have Them Back
[x]Been Arrested/Seen Someone You Know Get Arrested
[X]Made Out With A Stranger
]Gone Out On A Blind Date
[x]Had A Crush On An Older Person
[x]Skipped School
]Slept With A Co-worker
[x]Seen Someone/Something Die
Total: 12

Level 3:
] Been On A Plane
] Thrown Up From Drinking
] Eaten Sushi
] Been Snowboarding
] Met Someone BECAUSE Of quizilla
[X] Been Mosh Pitting
[x] Taken Pain Killers
[x] Love(d) Someone Who You Can't Have
[x] Been in a BAD relationship
Total: 16

Level 4:
[x]Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By

]Made A Snow Angel
]Had A Tea Party
]Flown A Kite
[x]Built A Sand Castle
[x]Gone Puddle Jumping
[X]Played Dress Up
[x]Made A Pile Of Leaves
]Gone Sledding
[x]Jumped Into A pile of leaves
[x]Cheated While Playing A Game
total: 23

Level 5:
[x]Been Lonely
[x]Fallen Asleep At Work/School
]Used A Fake/Someone Else's ID
]Watched The Sun Set/sun rise
]Felt An Earthquake
]Kissed A Snake
[x]Been Tickled
[x]Been Robbed/Vandalized
]Robbed Someone

[x]Been Misunderstood

total: 28

Level 6:
]Pet A Deer
[x]Won A Contest
[x]Been Suspended
[x]Had Detention
[x]Been In A Car/Motorcycle Accident
]Had/Have Braces
]Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
[x]Had deja vu
]Danced in the moonlight
[x]Hate(d) The Way You Look
total: 34

Level 7:
[x]Witnessed A Crime
[x]Questioned Your Heart
[x]Been obsessed with post-it-notes
]Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
[x]Been Lost
]Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
[x]Swam In The Ocean
[x]Felt Like You Were Dying

[x]Cried Yourself To Sleep
total: 41

Level 8:
]Played Cops And Robbers

[x]Recently Colored With Crayons/Colored Pencils/Markers
]Sang Karaoke
[x]Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
[x]Made Prank Phone Calls
[x]Laughed until some kind of beverage came out your nose
]Kissed In The Rain
[x]Written A Letter To Santa Claus
]Been Kissed Under A Mistletoe
total: 46

Level 9:
]Watched the sunset w/ someone you care/cared about
[x]Blown Bubbles
]Made A Bonfire On The Beach
]Crashed A Party
[x]Have Traveled More Than 3 Days With A Car Full Of People
[x]Gone Rollerskating/Blading
]Had A Wish Come True
]Been Humped By A Monkey

[X]Worn Pearls
]Jumped Off A Bridge
total: 50

Level 10:
[x]Screamed "Penis"
]Swam With Dolphins
]Got your tongue stuck to a pole/freezer/ice cube/Popsicle

]Kissed A Fish
[x]Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
]Sat On A Roof Top
[x]Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
[x]Done/ATTEMPTED A One-Handed Cartwheel
]talked on the phone for more than 6 hours
[x]stayed Up All Night
total: 55

Level 11:
]Picked & Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
[x]Climbed A Tree
]Had/Been In A Tree House
[x]Have been/Are scared To Watch Scary Movies alone
]Seen a Ghost
[X]Have/Had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes or Flip Flops
]gone streaking
[x]Been to/Visited Someone At Jail
]Played Chicken
]Been Pushed Into A Pool With All Your Clothes On
total: 59

Level 12:
[x]Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
]Broken A Bone
[x]Are/Been Easily Amused
[x]Caught A Fish
]Caught A Butterfly
[x]Laughed So Hard You Cried
[x]Cried So Hard You Laughed
[X]Mooned/Flashed Someone
[x]Had someone Moon/Flash You
total: 67

Level 13:
[x]Cheated On A Test
[x]Forgotten Someone's Name
[X]Slept Naked
[X]French braided someones hair
]Gone Skinny dipping In A pool
]Been Kicked Out Of Your House.
[x]Rode A Roller Coaster
[x]Had A Cavity
total: 73

Level 14:
[x]Been Used
]Fell Going Up The Stairs
]Licked A Cat
[x]Bitten Someone
[x]Licked Someone
[x]Been shot at with a paint ball/bee bee gun

]Had sex in a field/garden
]Flattened someones tires
]Drove in a car until it ran out of gas
[x]Had five dollars or less and bought something.

Total: 78/ 140

Akatsuki Compatibility Test

Pein/Pain - Nagato

[X] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.

{X] -I have a piercing/s.

] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.

] -My eyes are grey/gray. (with the right sunlight)

[x] -My closest friend is a girl.

] - I'm a very secretive person.

[x] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 4

Konan

[x] - Most of my friends are guys.

[x] - Origami RULES!

] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.

[x] - I love flowers!

] - Your closest friend is a guy.

[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.

[x] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 5]

Itachi Uchiha

[x] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.

] -Many people find me attractive.

[x] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.

[x] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.

[x] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.

[x] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence. (Well I'm one of them)

] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 6]

Kisame Hoshigaki

] - Sharks are AWESOME!

[x] - I like gore :3

] - I dislike my own appearance. .. I'm self conscious

[x] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.

[x] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.

[x] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.

] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 4]

Sasori

] - I look young for my age.

[x] - Puppets are fascinating...

] - I'm very impatient.

] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.

[x] - My Grandma annoys me.

[x] - I'm the smallest of my friends.

[x] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 4]

Deidara

[x] - I'm an artist.

[x] - I like and appreciate art.

] - My natural hair color is blonde/dirty blonde.

] - I have blue eyes.

]- I'm the youngest in my group of friends.

] - I hate Tobi.

[x]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 3]

Kakuzu

] - I'm a saver, not a spender.

] - My eyes are either green or hazel.

] - I have had stitches. (Long story starting with me being hit in the head with a rusty pole when i was about 4 or 5..and ending with me in the hospital)

] - I hate Hidan.

[x] - Younger people tend to tick me off.

[x] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.

[x] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 3]

Hidan

[x] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.

] - I hate Kakuzu.

] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.

[x] - I am religious.

[X] - I am very strong-willed.

[x] - I have cut myself on purpose before.

] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 4]

Zetsu

[x] - I have a split personality. Two sides.

[x] - Nature is AWESOME!

[x] - I'm usually alone.

[x] - I don't mind the company of others.

] - I don't have many friends.

[x] - Tobi is not that bad.

] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5]

Tobi

[x] - I'm always hyperactive. (If I'm around people I like..)

[x] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.

[x] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.

[x] - I LOVE the color orange.

] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.

[x] - TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: ]

Orochimaru

] - I'm attracted to younger people.

] - I have a very pale skin color.

[x] - Snakes are AWESOME!

[x] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.

] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!

[x] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.

[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 4]

-Quotes I think relate to Naruto characters-

Reasons why I don't open the curtain and look out the window at night: 6% I'm afraid of the dark. 94% I'm afraid someone will be lying against the window looking at me. - Hinata

Giving drivers the "I dare you to hit me" look when crossing the road.,- Temari

"Did you just..." "No." "But I just saw you..." "No." - Itachi

fffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkkk. that wasn't supposed to happen.- Naruto

OK I Swear I Just Heard Someone Say My Name! - Sasuke

Can you stop talking? Because everything you say makes me want to harm you- Kakuzu

Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense.- Shikamaru

Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. - Sakura

I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time- Tobi

Roses are red violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic and so am I.- Zetsu

I called your boyfriend gay & he hit me with his purse- Tenten

I'll be Burger King,you be Mc'Donalds: I'll do it my way -- and you'll be loving it ;) - Pein

Says "Please do not disturb, I'm already quite disturbed."- Neji

I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle. - Sasuke

Please note: before you choose to piss me off, I suffer from mental illness so could easily kill you and plead insanity. Have a nice day :) -Hidan

I bought a CD of ice cream van music. Now I drive with the stereo on full blast, watching the disappointment on all the little kids faces :-) - Lee

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELRS 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE...Did you read: Spine, slither, ginger and subtext?IF NOT, then you are Naughty Naughty ;) - Jiraiya

It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers.- Deidara

Why don't medicines have any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness." !! ;)) - Sakura

BREAKING NEWS: The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up & Move On, and crashed into We All Have Problems, before coming to a complete stop at Get the Hell Over It.
Any complaints about how we operate, can be forwarded to 1-800-waa-waaah with Dr. Sniffle Reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you like this, repost it. If you don't...suck it up sunshine! Life doesn't revolve around you - Naruto

When your teacher says "get out", it means you've won the argument ;) - Naruto

Alcohol does NOT make you fat… it makes you lean… against tables, chairs, walls, floors, and ….Ugly people!!!- Tsunade

If the Naruto Characters were in KPOP-

EXO-K

Suho: Rock Lee

Chanyeol:Naruto

D.O: Neji

Baekhyun: Shikamaru

Kai: Kiba

Sehun: Sai

EXO-M

Xiumin: Kankuro

Luhan: Suigetsu

Kris: Sasuke

Lay: Choji

Chen: Shino

Tao: Gaara

SUPER JUNIOR-

Leeteuk: Kakashi

Heechul: Gai

Yesung: Itachi

Kangin: Kakuzu

Shin Dong: Zetsu

Sungmin: Deidara

Eunhyuk: Kisame

Donghae: Madara

Siwon: Juugo

Ryewook: Tobi

Kyuhyun: Sasori

Henry: Pein

SNSD-

Taeyeon: Konan

Jessica: Temari

Sunny: Karin

Tiffany: Sakura

Hyoyeon: Ino

Yuri: Tayuya

Sooyoung: Tenten

YoonA: Hinata

Seohyun: Hanabi

WONDER GIRLS

Sunye: Temari

Ye Eun: Ino

Yubin: Tenten

Sohee: Hinata

Hye Rim: Sakura

SHINee

Jonghyun: Sasori

Taemin: Tobi

Key: Deidara

Onew: Hidan

Minho: Itachi

Big Bang

GDragon: Itachi

TOP: Kisame

Daesung: Deidara

Taeyang: Pein

Seungri: Tobi

F(X)

Krystal: Karin

Sulli: Tayuya

Amber: Hinabi

Victoria: Konan

Luna: Ami

2NE1

DARA: Sakura

CL: Ino

Minzy: Hinata

Park Bom: Tenten

NARUTO as Ulzzang-

Boys-

Naruto: Kang Hyuk Min

Sasuke:Sang Gil

Sai:Won Jong Jin

Neji: Jun Yeong

Lee: Shin Ho Seok

Kiba: Park Tae Jun

Shino: Dae Hwan

Shikamaru: Kim Gun

Choji: Ju Jae Hyeon

Gaara: Seung Hyeon

Kankuro: Park Sang Il

Suigetsu:Lee Dong Hun

Pein: Yu Ha Min

Itachi: Park Ji Woon

Kisame: Park Geun Wan

Deidara: Park Ji Hyeob

Sasori: Park Hyung Seok

Kakuzu: Jo Geun Hyeong

Hidan:Yo Hwan

Tobi: Lee Nam Soo

Madara:Park Jiho

Zetsu: Lee Seung Jun

Kakashi: Jung Il Woo

Iruka: Park Sang Il

Gai: Park Min Woo

Girls:

Sakura:

Tenten:

Hinata:

Ino:

Temari:

Karin:

Konan:

Ami:

Tayuya:

Hinabi:

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Unintentional Inveiglement by onecelestialbeing reviews
Takes places during the summer after OoTP, the Golden Trio is forced to stay in hiding at Grimmauld Place. Hermione (who is of age!) begins gravitating towards Snape without knowing why, and he attempts keeping her at arms length, but will be able to remain doing so? AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 542,512 - Reviews: 4098 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 2,646 - Updated: 1/6 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Instant Message by Keelah reviews
She gave him names to kill, in order not to be killed herself. But having blood on her hands was turning out to be much worse than dying. "…There's still round 2…3…4…" When does this game end? She asked. "Don't you see, Sakura?" He said, "It never does."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 365,871 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,581 - Updated: 1/8/2017 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Love of the Dark One by Amanda Lauren reviews
He has taken over the Wizarding World, destroying everyone who got in his way. She is of one the people whose lives he destroyed. When everything she knows is gone, who is there to turn to? Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN HARRY POTTER
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,926 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/3/2015 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Hermione G., Voldemort
The Hunt by HorrorSection reviews
Without hesitation, his sharp fangs went for the creamy, delicate skin at the side of her neck. As he felt the warm liquid seep down his throat, he groaned in mind-shattering pleasure. The greed was pulling him deeper, deeper. He wanted, needed more. No one fucks with Uchiha Sasuke and gets away with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 117,505 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 7/8/2014 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Pen Pals by THISHASBEENREDACTED reviews
Sakura Haruno was the most popular girl at Konaha High, that changes fast when she becomes the class "slut". She then decides to create a blog about her life. Finding all the friends and jerks she needs on her blog, including a best friend, a jerk, a good advice giver and others. Will she find love also; what happens when she meets them. SakuraXAkatsuki. Rated T for Hidan and Inner
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,152 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
One last candle to keep out the night by fallfromreality reviews
After the war, everything seems to be looking up for the wizarding world, until the marriage law is enacted. Hidden fears brought to light, and old wounds reopened. Has the wizarding world survived the war, only to self-destruct? rated T for now -Unfinished-
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,257 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2938 - Favs: 3,486 - Follows: 3,228 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Snow White Queen by Lady Moonwolf reviews
A twisted tale of love, bred from obsession and a sense of entitlement. A Malfoy always gets what he wants, right? Song fic to the song 'Snow white Queen' by Evanescence. Excerpt: He was so close that his lips brushed hers as he spoke. "Don't play hard to get, love. We can finally be together. I've waited for so long. Nothing will stop me from claiming what is mine." Reposted!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,893 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 40 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Equation of Forgiveness by Lherien reviews
"You left me at the altar and you took all my money. Do you know how I felt? Do you know all the humiliation that came after that?" He released her and turned away, "And now you come to my engagement party to give me an explanation?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 41 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Release the Dango, Uchiha! by Lherien reviews
Mikoto is having problems with her eldest son, Uchiha Itachi. She asks for help from a certain pink-haired medic. Having bad health eating habits coming from the stoic Uchiha is already bad enough for Sakura when he suddenly finds an interest in her. Bad Summary. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,169 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Of Glares, Hate, And Video Tapes by The Wishing Warden reviews
All Sakura wanted to know was why Sasuke hated Itachi so much, how did she end up kidnapped by the Akatsuki then dragged to the Uchiha house by Itachi himself. Well at least she got her answer. Ita/Saku, modern school setting. Hope someone likes it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,257 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha Prestigious High School by beautifulbrainiac101222 reviews
At this school there is only one rule survive. The gang are the most popular gang in the whole school and this shows all the drama of being a high school student. Pairings are: sasusaku;naruhina;shiktema;inokiba;nejiten. Please give me a chance!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 5,178 - Follows: 2,804 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Black, White & Gray by Lady-Dijana reviews
You can't control what the future brings. Christine had lived a normal life, a good life by any standard. Though she doesn't know it in the beginning, her life changed the day she touched Michael Myers. There's a fine line between love, hate and murder...
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,024 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011
The Hardest of Hearts by suddenlyseekingsansa reviews
"I can have everything I want," he said, "and I wanted you, just once. But you kept coming back." Hermione must live with the greatest mistake she's ever made. HG/LM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 7/19/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Girl on the Red Swing by xXBlueDazeXx reviews
Everyday Itachi passed by the Konoha playground on his way to the Academy, and later to the training grounds, and everyday, the same carnation haired girl was swining on the single red swing, singing to herself a sad lullaby. Child Abuse/ Charrie Death
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The One Who Got Away by fictionlover88 reviews
Lindsay remembers the night she almost died at the hands of Michael when she was 8 years old. What happens when her past comes back to haunt her 13 years later? First fic so constructive criticism appreciated!
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,612 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Complete
The Journey Back To Him by AmericanEagleGirl17 reviews
Everything is changing for sixteen year-old Hermione Granger. She woke up this morning to find out she is no longer in the year 1996, but many years later. She is married with children, and she married someone she never thought she'd marry... Draco Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,393 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ultima ratio by Winterblume reviews
Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 772,571 - Reviews: 4458 - Favs: 4,779 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Broken by EndlessDaydreaming reviews
Draco was broken. Nothing was going to fix him. That was what he wanted. He wanted to make himself inhuman – cold, and unfeeling. Maybe it would help him get things done. He was broken. And he was the one who broke himself. /ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Behind The Masks by JustCallMeBooRadley reviews
Hermione and Draco have some moments when it seems they aren't really enimies. Is there a reason Draco always pushing her away? Will Hermione help him before it's too late for anyone to save him? Sixth year. Click and read ;
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,100 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Dragon's Tale by Joanne Lupin reviews
Draco has loved Hermione since first year... He just wasn't able to show it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2011 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Not That Girl by TheLoneJoker reviews
Standing all alone in Moaning Mirtle's bathroom Hermione Granger feels the cold stab of jealousy and doubt as the memory of Ron and Lavander plagues her mind, unaware that a pair of grey eyes follow all her moves. One-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 198 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Against the wall with Professor Snape by Laurielove reviews
The full title of this is 'Miss Granger ... up against the wall ... with Professor Snape' but I ran out of space. Does what the title says. Part of a series. Older readers only, please. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,897 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 796 - Follows: 179 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Letter From A Broken Heart by NanaHassan reviews
Hermione looks back on a letter she recieved from Draco and a conversation she had with Ron. HGxRW HGxDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Notes from a Killer by xxKhaleesixx reviews
On a dark night in Haddonfield, Michael Myers rescues a woman who is being raped. He takes her to his childhood home, keeping her prisoner. Refusing to speak aloud, Michael writes her sticky notes. MichaelxOC. COMPLETE! Over 120k views! Reader discretion - please be aware I started writing this when I was 13. A lot will not make sense and is very silly. I plan to edit the story.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,238 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Mine by DedeLove reviews
*Complete My Lovelies* I't was almost the perfect place to get peace and quiet, the only problem, the house she chose has a history. Please enjoy my first fanfic rated M for future chapters.
Halloween - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,529 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Complete
My Oujikun by xXBlueDazeXx reviews
At eight years old, Sakura was sure she'd found her prince... Or at least, he'd found her. Even if it was in a ditch on Halloween. "Arigato Ouji-kun... I'll never forget you."
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Camp Romances by Clover715 reviews
Hinata,Sakura,Ino,andTenten are all going to an all girl camp. Just across the woods tho is Naruto,Saskue,Shikamaru,and Neji all attending a boy camp.The girls meet these HOT guys but are confused as to how Hinata already knows them.SUMMER ROMANCE?YOU BET
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 288,544 - Reviews: 1500 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,191 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
It Happened One Hallow's Eve by Ms-Figg reviews
Honorable!Snape and Student!Hermione Severus Snape is sent to save Hermione from evil ghosts. Her innocence is a liability. But she doesn't want to be innocent. They must survive until sunrise. A relationship develops. AUAR, Graphic Lemon,MF
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 102,297 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 10/22/2009 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Online Chat by A Romantic Narutard reviews
What if Sakura, Ino, Hinata, and Tenten were chatting about boys and the boys decided to act like girls and try to chat with them to know their deepest secret crushes. ShikaIno ,SasuSaku ,NejiTen , NaruHina……OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,310 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
All Guys Konoha High! by Chiame-Yoru reviews
What happens when Sakura Goldfish loving girl is forced to go to an all male school! She has to deal with Pervert Guys, strict male teachers, all while living in their dorm! Especially when the four most perverted guys are Itachi, Neji, Sasuke, & Gaara!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,956 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Sakura H.
A Turn for the Better by Ms-Figg reviews
Hermione Granger goes back in time to try and convince a young Severus Snape not to aid Tom Riddle. Of course, Severus doesn't make it easy. Life at Hogwarts is now VERY different. Alternate Universe, Violence. OOC, Drama, Romance, Humor, Lemons and more.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 66 - Words: 177,172 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
When I met the Malfoys by karala.green reviews
One-shot. DMHG. An unnamed voice narrates the story of the Malfoy family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Year of Secret Assignments and Such by Dark-Anime-Angel-Goddess reviews
Sakura,Ino,Tenten,& Hinata are best friends who have been through everything. But when they are given pen pals at their rival school, Shuriken High, they believe it's going to be the biggest disaster yet. Full Summary inside --
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Drama of High School by Riko Kiyoko reviews
Tenten, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Temari have to struggle with all of the pressures of high school. Love, hate, friendship and betrayal, they have to deal with it all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Tenten, Hidan
Unnamed Valentine by UchihaSakura-always reviews
Oneshot Sakura had spent all night perfecting her Valentine's Day gift for Sasuke, just to find out he wouldn't accept it, so instead she gives them to a stranger who disappears the next day. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
When light turns to darkness by thegirlofmanymoods reviews
Sakura and Tenten get kidnapped by vampires to become their mates. After, they meet Hinata and Ino who were kidnapped for the same reason. Dark fic. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,141 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,283 - Follows: 499 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Another High School Fic by anime ace 12 reviews
Sakura, Hinata, Ino, and Tenten are the losers. Neji, Sasuke, Shikamaru, and Naruto are the populars. See the hair fly when they are paired up for an assignment...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,609 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 1/28/2006
The Sharingan and The Blossom by Migu-chan reviews
An arranged marriage between two completely different people. ::SakuraItachi::
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,717 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/31/2005 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
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The Delinquent Couple reviews
Tenten stops Shino from getting bullied one morning but what happens when a certain scary looking silver-haired guy appears in her homeroom class? Will Tenten be ready? HidanXTenten. Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Hidan, Tenten - Complete
The Glow reviews
"It's okay to be sad but not all the time". Sakura continued to pat his face until tears went down his cheeks silently." Mommy says crying helps. You don't cry a lot, do you?" Fluffly. Pre-massacre.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
9 lives reviews
My kitty has 9 lives.But he dies inside so I can't say bye to his fireflies. NaruHina poem
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Why Sister?
"Have you ever been in love?" Suki looks at Ino, long and hard and cringes when she discovers her innocence disappear before her eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Ino Y. - Complete
Love Hurts reviews
I was watching Halloween II the Rob Zombie version and was inspired by Laurie's road to insanity.So I wrote this poem."And I drown another beer and drag out another cig and let the smoke kill me because I will NOT be killed by him."
Halloween - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Complete