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Joined 03-04-11, id: 2776062, Profile Updated: 07-31-11
Author has written 3 stories for Primeval.

U LOST THE GAME!!!

YOU LOOK SAD?

WHAT'S HAPPENING FORUM!!!

My name- nobody knows. *shifty eyes*

My age- nobody knows. *shifty eyes*

MY ...I don't know?

My friends- The.Evil.Squirrel

My family- The MeerkatSquirrel

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (If you don't copy it, its because you can't because you are dead).

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. (including me)

If you have ever had a thumb war with yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (but not as weird as you), put this in your profile.

If you ever walked in to a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are really random, put this in your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.


WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.

As often as possible, skip rather than walk?.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.

When the chocolate comes out of the vending machine, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!!


Friend. Best friend

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, LOSER, RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected.

A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"

A friend bails you out of jail.

A best friend sits next to you saying, “Man we messed up big time. Let’s do it again when we’re out of this dump.”

A friend takes the blame for you.

A best friend screams, “She did! She did! I’m innocent, she did!”

A friend talks you out of running away.

A best friend asks, “Do you want help? I could give your parents death glares when you're gone."

A friend helps you when you fall.

A best friend rolls around laughing and trips you up again.

A friend gives you advice for your relationship.

A best friend places bets on how long it will last.

A friend asks if you're ok.

A best friend knows when something is wrong.


MONGOOSE!!!

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Dates and the Workplace by lovingthis reviews
Sam's Thursday nights off work are taken up by her friends who are determined to find her a guy. Her colleagues however would rather she didn't find one and keep them entertained on a Friday morning.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,146 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Becker - Complete
Like Toy Soldiers by piss-on-me-ally reviews
Song-ish fic. Jess tries to help Becker with his problems, but she has a very special way of doing it. Dedicated to EllieSmile so she doen't leave Fanfiction.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Becker, Jess P. - Complete
Virtual Interuptions by piss-on-me-ally reviews
Texts, calls and MSN chats between the A.R.C team. Lots of Jecker, set when they are a couple. :D Now with little Beckers.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,872 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Jess P., Becker - Complete
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A Gateway Of A Different Sort
This was origanally my sister, The MeerkatSquirrel's story, but she got fed up so I'm adopting it. - When eight fangirls find a new type of anomaly that leads straight to the A.R.C, what will happen. Every fangirls dream, thats what!
Primeval - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Becker
When They Know reviews
This was origanally my sister, The MeerkatSquirrel's story, but she got fed up so I'm adopting it. - When the primeval team know that we are writing about them, we don't have to be careful... we can make them do whatever we like.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/12/2011
Murder in the hallway reviews
Future preditors have invaded the A.R.C... raining down over the team is terror, darkness, fright and... Philips brain? Seriously? Beware hilarious character death on a massive scale! Lots of dark humor! Rated 5 stars and beta read by The MeerkatSquirrel!
Primeval - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/2/2011 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Jess P., Becker