Hi.

If you're reading this, you have a lot of time on your hands.

... Only kidding (not really).

I'll give somebody a Cheerio if they find out the origins behind my Penname. Curb your enthusiasm, I beg of you.

I'm a rather boring person, so I won't go over anything about me, except that I will write anything for any manga/anime that I read/watch. Expect variety. Also expect slow updates. Me updating regularly is as likely as me being a popular fanfiction writer.

I'll try to be as original as possible, but it may take a while for plot twists to come in-hang in there. Also, I do drop a lot of hints. Most of what is written has a purpose.

3/9/2014:

Correction, now I haven't updated in forever.

Oh, I'm also adding an E) to the list of overarching plots- though really, it's connected to A, and that's the slow revealing of the origin of the cult of Jashin. I'm not sure, but maybe when everything is revealed, I'll create a separate fic just for that story. Anything can happen- There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy. And no, I haven't read Hamlet... yet. I just binge-watched Blast of Tempest. It's gotten me in a mood. Why the hell isn't it more popular? Sure, the magic is a bit less flashy but it's deep in its own way and all of the main characters are wonderfully developed. Despite being dead for about 97% of the anime, I think Aika is my favorite. My only gripe is that Mahiro and Yoshino got less action the second half, but it was still wonderful.

Ahhh, enough sap. So, here it is, on the direction of Wicked Heart. To lay everything out I have:

-The entire first arc outlined- and, if I haven't laid this out yet, the first arc is the entirety of her stay in the village (which really needs a name... unless I make the name plot-relevant. Ahh, two new ideas have popped up over the course of writing this profile, one of which would seriously fuck up with the fights in the future if I implement it... Ahhh, I'm so tempted).

-The first part of the history of the cult of Jashin and it's relationship with the Faith of the Priestess (which you shouldn't know about right now outside of my notes, really). I'm still unsure if there is a second part of the history or not, but if created, aside from negligible hints, there's really not anything that will come up in the first arc. I know, I know. She's in the fucking village for a good x amount of years (haha, not telling you dipshits) and it's only till after she leaves that she uncovers the truths behind the reason she was brought to the Naruto world.

-A shitload of OCs for the village. Everyone important has their own mini character profile (and by mini, I mean mini) that will help me remember what they act like and their role in the overall plot.

-An entirely unnecessary translation list of everyone's names

-A Hiruko-centric chapter that I initially wrote to skip her childhood before my arc plothorde (not a bunny... a HILL of bunnies) bludgeoned me more thoroughly than Dokuro-chan. So, that chapter will be your gift, and the second-to-last (or so) chapter in the arc, and will fully explain his actions and give you another perspective into the goings-on of the village that you won't necessarily see from Akumu's perspective.

-An arc littered with dead characters. I'm actually interested to see if I get invested enough to cry when I kill them. *shrugs*

And for everything I don't have:

-Shamefully, I don't really have more than a hazy idea of a final battle and one conversation with Itachi (well, the conversation is the thing that sparked the story, so it's a pretty goddamn important conversation, but a conversation nonetheless) after the first arc is up. Who the hell knows what will happen to her when she leaves?

-The actual population count of the village. It's more important than you might initially think... *Cough* As in, in the grand scheme of things it changes nothing, but it is of some importance at one point, and that one point is in like 50 chapters. *Cough*

-The exact image of Akumu's skillset. I'd have to look at Hidan (and HOSHIT does he become important the thief) and see what he can do to see if the plotbunny I just got is feasible, or if I even want it. If not, I only have a rough idea. It's annoying, because I have to balance things to make her not too strong as to piss you people off, but strong enough to satisfy me, because the Akumu in my minds-eye is a badass motherfucker who don't take shit from nobody. Except from herself, I guess.

So, there's that.

On Re.volution, the fic was always just a guilty pleasure thing. Don't expect updates... at all. It's not dead, but I have no idea where the hell it could possibly go, because 1/2 Prince has completely fucked with itself. I liked it better when it was less emotional. Che. Maybe I'll have Lien-Hua log out before that, and have a completely unrelated adventure. That would be interesting.

On Walk of Insanity... I'm so sorry, I really am. I'm just stuck on how to portray ANTAGONIST that I've screwed myself over. It's (inexplicably) my most popular story, and I've left it to die. I might come back later, but I just don't know right now.

... This was too long. I think I'm turning into a Cathy, damn it all. My last author's note might've been longer than a Walk of Insanity chapter. This is sad.

-rab

8/27/2013:

Holy crap I haven't updated in forever.

Anyways, WoI is on hiatus, sorry. I have a writers block on how exactly to pull off the meeting between Len and ANTAGONIST. Yes, the caps are necessary.

I did, however, revamp Wicked Heart and it's currently an active fic of mine. So check it out, yo. The main inspirations for it would be Silver Queen's fic Dreaming of Sunshine, XxZuiliu's Senkei and LovelyWeather's The Price of Living. And, of course, Hidan, and my obsessing over how the hell he got his body to be like that.

There's probably going to be some canon-warping, but I have to make this shit up, so cut me some slack.

There will be several arcs to this fic: the first will be Circumstance, which is basically her formative years, the second will be Mend, and so on and so forth. Circumstance is gonna be a bitch though, because there's gonna be next to no canon characters- IT'S ALL ME BABY. Also, over all the arcs is the overarching plot line, which is concerning A) how the hell she got to the Naruto world B) the development of her relationship with Itachi and Naruto C) her struggle to acclimate to this new world and D) her fight to maintain the essence of who she is- her fight for sanity.

... This oughtta be fun.

-rab

12/28/2011:

I'm kind of nervous about Walk of Insanity, to be perfectly honest. The style I'm using may become repetative and annoying, but I can't exactly change it, can I? Len's not going to change much--in fact, he's probably going to get worse.

Hm, anyways, there's exciting news!

First, since WoI is first; Chapter 11: Mother is up. You finally understand Len a little, as well as the whole 'because Mother is only sun and blood' now. (Sun is obviously alluding to her hair.) That chapter was unintentional, but I needed to make it longer. I REALLY need to get around to introducing ANTAGONIST. :/

Second. New fic. *boomboomboom* It's called RE.volution, and it's for 1/2 Prince. That manhua is fricken epic, but the scans really need to be translated faster. For those who don't know, it includes an MMORPG, which instantly makes it epic, right alongside Yureka/ iD_enTITY which is epic as well. (The only reason I'm not regalling it's epicness is because I have no fucking clue as to what the hell is going on in this new arc, and it is pissing me off.) So, anyways.

RE.volution: She's an untameable wild-child that can't say a sentence without cursing, and she's in the same situation as Feng Lan. Oh, hell, this will NOT end well for the inhabitants of Second Life... OCxWicked

Yea, I'm trying my hand at romance that's not sick and twisted like in WoI. Huhhhh... Yea. I'll tell you how that goes.

I actually had to look up some profanities to use, so she'll have a wide vocabulary... Hopefully the readers won't hate her?
Also, if you are wondering, her name is Bai Lien-Hua. I don't think I'll mention that for a while though.

-rab

11/1/2011:

I'm going to shoot my fucking computer. Right after I write a complaint to Ffnet. Why, you ask?

I'm writing everythingusing hyperlink-stuff. My profile right now is a solid block of text with /p's and /i's and /b's... To write this is a pain, but I wanted to spread the pain, because I'm nice like that.

Halloween was awesome by the way, thanks for asking. Hn.

I'm going to stop writing, lest I get confused and mess up everything. One last note though;

HALLOWEEN SPECIAL IS OUT!It may have not been written on Halloween, but it's the thought that counts. And once I take down the apologetic author's note at the beginning after I update, nobody but my early readers will know of my blunder. Because obviously nobody will read this anyways, I'm keeping it on the profile. I suppose I'm like a criminal on that aspect. I crave for some recognition. But then again, who doesn't?

--rab

10/28/2011:

Hooray, Halloween!

If anybody says ANYTHING negative I swear, I'll throw you off a fucking bridge.

... A virtual one.

You'll be in a coma for a while.

Because halloween is not a cause of umbrage.

Umbrage. That's right. I'm expanding my vocabulary. Especially because I got the antonym wrong on the quiz. Piece of shit question, easily mistaken for 'lurid' or 'jaded.' Fah. English. How I scorn you.

-rab

10/17/2011:

I really hate throwing things away. It's a huge pain in the ass, let me tell you.

I don't want to get rid of previous 'journal entries' but I fear clogging. Guh.

Hn... Anyways, Chapter... 7 is up. Honestly, I can't make a creepy setting for my life. You read it right? 'Breathe in. Breathe out. And reeeach out.' I wanted to piss myself I was laughing so hard.

Sucky poetic skillz aside, does anybody read this? Honestly, if you do, let me know. I feel like I'm laughing at myself every time I read this.

-rab

(EDIT: Holy crap, before it's gone, HUZZAH I have 808 hits! It's so symmetrical! *bludgeoned by Dokoro*)

10/16/2011:

Being the narcissistic person I am, I constantly look at my 'Legacy Story Stats.'

MWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA...

That is all.

-rab

10/15/2011:

Damn, I'm accumulating quotes from my own story that I love.

His face twists frighteningly, but it doesn't matter, because nobody can see him.

Like mirror images, and I can only look from inside the mirror

I am the Judge and the Jury, and my court holds no sympathy

There's a rabbit on the floor and. i. can. see it

The outcast, the demon-I'm the left hand nobody wanted

The sound of the mirror of their names rings in his ears and he-

He's laughing with ghosts

Where the hell is this imagination coming from?

To answer your unspoken question, yes, I'm still listening to The Tailor Shop on Enbizaka.

-rab

10/12/2011:

Coughcough* You wouldn't believe that there's no internet service in Alaska!

... I don't either. I really have no excuse. -_-'

Anyways, it is to my great displeasure that I inform you that Document Manager is not working... Haha... I had just written down a long-ass authors note, and then it didn't save it. Hahaha...

-rab

(What the hell's a rab anyways?)

9/29/2011:

... I could lie and say I updated on the same day as this is being written, but that would be a lie. Huh. Full circle.

You have no idea how wide my smirk was when I looked at my phone and found that three new people decided to review, one of those people favorited, and a completely different view did the same! I had to swallow it though, because I was in the middle of... History. Yea. I think I'll stick with that subject. Don't contradict me dammit!

Anyways, story's going along nicely, and my plans have slowly been changing. Since you took all this effort to read this, I'll give you a hint-Antichlorobenzene isn't even a factor-yet. If you can't come up with anything, well, you will have to find out the normal way. If you understand, kudos to you.

God, people can be so creepy. 0.o I mean, just listen/look to/at Dark Woods Circus and that prequel thing... um... I'll call it the 'watashi madness song.' Honestly. And they're based off of true events! Just sick.

On that happy note, I'll try to end with something even happier-I will probably update tomorrow. The story, that is. Probably not the profile.

-rab

(Also, I can't believe people read the author's notes I write. Not that I'm complaining, I'm just surprised. I know I don't if it looks particularly intimidating or I'm absorbed in my reading. I try to keep them short, so...)

9/23/2011:

If someone told me I would be updating again for the story again, I would have laughed in their face.

Karma's a bitch, isn't it? I spent around an hour to release a chapter about an insane boy, an unnatural cat, and the brutal drowning of said cat.

... I feel like some sort of criminal.

For the record, I have never drowned a cat or any life form, nor do I plan to. But the Cat (it gets it's own title. Notice how I capitalize things based on Len's psyche? Of course you didn't, but I do it anyway) had to go, Word of God proclaimed it to be so.

As for why the cat had taken a dunk in the river in the first place, well... Ask Rin. Maybe she'll tell you.

For the record (again), I have not tortured animals, nor do I want to. And Rin will get her own point of view... maybe. Maybe in a companion fic. Heh. I act as if this will get enough views for people to read that to get both views.

The crazy fantasies I come up with...

To come full circle, I blame pinkrose33 and SheWhoLeavesCrappyReviews for reviewing and the latter for alerting as well. I would have had a relaxing time doing absolutely nothing if you hadn't done what you did.

Sigh*

-rab

9/22/2011:

Hell yea! Chapter's up. I have plans, but as they say, the plans of mice and men...

Apparently, I was spelling 'Paradichlorobenzene' wrong. Go figure. So, I'm not the first. But damned if I won't be the most successful.

Alright, here goes the summary:

Walk of Insanity: The destructive boy and the sinful girl, a match by the Devil himself. Paradichlorobenzene x Antichlorobenzene.

Hn. The title annoys me, but I can't come up with anything better...

In case people are wondering (I act as if people read this), there will probably be romance between Rin and Len, but a sick, twisted romance. And the fic will usually be told from Len's point of view, because I like his song better.

-rab

9/19/2011:

Account's up, gonna wait till the 3 day waiting period is over. In the meantime, schoolwork, and listening to creepy Vocaloid songs.

However, on the 23rd I shall be posting my first fic of absolutely no purpose, based on Paradichlorobenzene and Antichlorobenzene, because apparently I'm the first to think of doing so. (That or I suck at looking for things.) I'm just trying to get a feel for their psyche in the first chapter. If I get positive feedback, or any feedback at all, I'll consider creating a plotline for the fic. With insanity and everything. It gives me such a tingly feeling inside when I think of darkness.

That was a joke.

The fact that I type at night is purely coincidental, and I'm not listening to 'Steel Cage Princess' right now.

You can shut up.

Anyways, it's such a pleasure to meet you. I hope you bother me with inbox alerts. It will brighten my day, and most likely stimulate my suffering brain.

-rab

/is there any meaning?

There is no meaning.

Is there any sin?

There is no sin./