"I thought she was making you do lines?" said McGonagall. "She is, yeah. But she didn't have me use ink," he said. "I am not Professor Trelawney," she said. "And despite that fact, I am still not psychic. You will have to use your words." OotP. No pairings.

Between Quidditch practice, pranking, Hermione Granger, detention (or, rather, gettting out of it), and, not to mention, helping the escaped convict Sirius Black, Fred Weasley doesn't have time to be a werewolf. But such is his new life, and he can't laugh it off this time.

When a more studious Harry Potter entered Gringotts with Hagrid, the Goblins managed to talk to him privately - Dumbledore never saw that one coming. A Ravenclaw Harry story. Warning: child abuse, character bashing, and pureblood society.

When first-year Hermione Granger reveals her ability to tell the Weasley twins apart, Fred and George decide that she is fit to be their prankster in training. And when she asks them a favor, their conditions are simple: become their prankster. Forced into training in her fifth year, Hermione finds that while she will never approve of pranks, the twins aren't as bad as they seem.

Everyone knows the story of Goblet of Fire, but we do not know the story of Fred and Hermione. Weasley and Granger decide to better their friendship this year, but they're not doing a good job of being just friends, are they? The Prankster and the Bookworm - what can go wrong? (Fred x Hermione; set in the year of Goblet of Fire)

Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.