Working for two psychotic clowns madly in love is a wild ride. Jonny Frost tries to get used to his boss' lady, but the Queen of Gotham can't be tamed. A collection of one-shots, various themes. Fluff/Hurt/Comfort/Angst. Joker/Harley Quinn. Suicide Squad-verse.

"We're both trapped in this nut-house, Harleen. Only difference is, you're on the payroll." An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious inmate sparks a downward spiral which will send Harleen Quinzel's life spinning out of control. But in games of love and madness, how far can you go before you break? An in-depth take on Harley's origin story, with mature themes.

He was an agent of chaos, the clown prince of Gotham city and no one could stop him, not even when they caged him. It was everything and now he's lost. Lost without her, undone by her disappearance. she's taken his will, his purpose and desire with her and now all he has are the memories of her, the echo of his girl. Until he can get her back. Rated for violence and language.

what is the punishment for disrespecting the Joker's Queen? what happens when Harley gets hurt? what if the Joker went back for Harley on date night? how did they meet? what about that helicopter crash? a series of one shots and prompts- please request! X

I was a pawn. A Pawn and nothing more. A foolish, dancing clown no, a puppet, swinging around on a balance ball for the amusement of his invisible masters, pulled and pushed around by equally invisible strings. No. Bloody. MORE! I will judge, each and every last one of you. And when I finally stand on top, it will be me, who laughs.. at you.

This is the story of how the Joker got his little harlequin. All of the chapters are the titles of songs. The lyrics are bold. Assume that the story is told by Harley. I will explicitly let you know when it is told by Mr. J.

When Amanda Waller had first started gathering up bad guys to become a part of her plan. Harley Quinn had never been a part of that plan. Waller was always after one person. One person, she knew she could never control. One person, she knew who on a whim would sabotage her entire operation and one person she knew she had to have on her team. The king of Gotham himself, the Joker.

When Gajeel offered some additional training to Levy, he didn't know what it would lead onto. Rated M for lemons. Mainly GajeelxLevy, and everyone else shows up at some point. Cover picture by the amazing kmmcm on Tumblr.

She was an innocent doctor in Arkham. He was the Clown Prince of Crime. Together they became the King and Queen of Gotham City; and God help anyone who disrespected the Queen. Joker x Harley Quinn oneshots.

After a drunken night due to a Fairy Tail party, Lucy finds herself pregnant but doesn't know who the father is. Memories flash through her and she remembers that Natsu is the father, but it's too late. He had left on a training mission for two years. Lucy leaves the guild and comes back years later just as she promised, but with a five year old with pink hair named Nashi.

I present to your attention a trilogy that belongs to the "Obstacles" collection. Each story tells about what obstacles people may face. Society's prejudices; curses, put many years ago or just an ordinary boundary between the two worlds. This topic has always agitated me and, perhaps, one day I will add one more story to this collection. Enjoy

They had never talked about a family, Harley figured it was in some unscripted code that their lifestyle would never grant something so normal, something that was only a fantasy. A special request from one of my dear readers, I hope you enjoy it!

"They told me that to make her fall in love, I had to make her laugh. But every time she laughs, I'm the one who falls in love." My take on Joker and Harley's first meeting, and everything beyond. (Suicide Squad) "Anything you say can and will be held agaisnt you. So only say my name."

In a world where Mavis didn't die from the kiss and remained as Zeref's anchor, how much would everything change? Oneshot, complete. Until Chapter 510 of the manga.

Picks up after The Joker busts Harley Quinn out of Belle Reeve at the end of the movie! Fluff and sexual content inside! Please be gentle, as I've never written these two before!

When Shirayuki finally runs away from her past life of a slave she finds herself being taken care of by the second prince of Clarines! Will Zen be able to open her up or will her past not allow it? Follow Shirayuki and Zen on a adventure and see if it will be the happy ever after Shirayuki was thinking of.

After the events of Suicide Squad, the Joker realizes he is ready to commit to his Queen full-time. But, of course, as it usually is for these two, it would never be a conventional honeymoon. Rating will change.

The origin story of Doctor Harleen Quinzel and Patient 0801. Now rated M.

She lives for such moments with him; she is his favourite toy.

"I told you that if you got involved with me, I would corrupt all your hearts desires. It will leech into every dream, giving you everything you wanted in the worse possible way." Joker stated. And Harley did just that. My interpretation of what the baby clothes meant and the reason of Harley's dreams induced by Enchantress.

Harley isn't one to mess with when it comes to her Puddin', especially not when it comes to feeling threatened by another woman. He is every bit her property as much as she is his, and she is willing to let anyone know that. Jealous Harley.

The Joker and Harley Quinn are the most notorious criminals in Gotham. What Batman arrests her, the Joker will stop at nothing to find her and set her free. But after the Midway City incident, going unnoticed won't be easy.

Sometimes all it takes is a breath of fresh air for the lines between patient and doctor to blur. When roles become confused, who is the doctor and who is the patient? HarleyxJoker.

It had all happened so quickly, Harley admitting to the Joker she was pregnant and the Joker kicking her out to the streets because of it. But after a month had gone by, he quickly found out he desperately needed her. But after finally finding her, again, would she be willing to let him back in? And if so, would he be willing to change his ways for them? [SHORT STORY]

A war was never something Mavis wished for. Neither was having Zeref as an enemy or sitting in the guild library thinking how she can maybe stop the war. With Zeref. Yet that is exactly what she is doing right now.

After a long day, Prince Zen wanted to see a certain Herbalist...can you guess who? POINTLESS FLUFF! ZenXShirayuki ENJOY!

This is for people who want to know how my version of Allen came to be. To anyone who actually followed this, know that it will never be updated. This story is done, dead and continued within another one of my stories, namely The Euphorian Acumenae.

the order thought that Allen Walker was the innocent gentleman except when it came to poker or gambling in general. However the real Allen would shatter their thought as the real him was a gentleman, cruel, mean and sadistic as hell. So when he found out he was a Noah he was more than happy. EVIL!ALLEN NOAH!ALLEN ROLLEN. DON"T LIKE AN EVIL ALLEN DON"T READ!

What if Allen Walker was found by the Earl as he ran for his life from humans who wanted to kill him because of his left arm? What if he was raised at a young age to be a Noah? Rated T for now.