Paige: Shouldn't you be out hugging a tree?
Emma: Shouldn't you be out testing your make up on animals?

JT: Hi! I'm Liberty! My best friends are 100 textbooks and stuffed animals and sometimes, my parents even like me!

Dylan: What is this, hug the homo day?

Jimmy: Don't worry JT. Tomorrow, if anyone makes fun of you, you can just say "Don't be all up in my fries dawg!"

Manny: We've got to get our math on.

Marco: Spin! Please! I HATE bees! They're like flying death monkeys!

Spinner: Excitement makes me fart.

Spinner: Do you like Dylan, or not?
Marco: A little louder Spin, i don't think the people in the back heard.

Emma: You heard Radditch. No more revealing clothes.
Manny: No, he said no more underwear. Do you SEE any underwear?
Emma: no.
Manny: That's because I'm not wearing any.

Spinner: What are you looking at?
Marco: The drapes, spin. I'm looking at the drapes.
Spinner: Ah
Jimmy: He's looking at the dudes, you idiot.