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I'd like to put some things about myself here. I'm sixteen. I like sugar, coffee, video games that are more plot than violence, scary movies, the color of moss, musicals, history, the smell of garlic and staying up very, very late. Billy Joel is the most fantastic. No arguments. I dislike gore, first-person-shooters (Bioshock not included, if it counts in that category) and reading things I wrote because I think they're awful.

I live in the midwest of the United States of America. I support gay rights. I love pigs. I write in my free time as a hobby, so please understand if I don't update very often. That said, in the rare cases where I do post a chapter or two, I love being reviewed. I love you all, thank you for your continued support.

Story List:

WAMP: A story about physically young, mentally ancient personifications reviewing high-school basics. Mostly hilarious, or so I've heard. Teenage drama, silly arguments, light-hearted. On temporary hiatus. (Theme song: The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage, by Panic! At the Disco)

Where Loyalties Lie: A tale of a wealthy merchant's daughter who finds herself torn between a good man and a wicked prince. Updated rarely, but not on an official hiatus. (Theme song: Weight of the World, by Tarkio)

Random Bits:

"Tension is wonderful for making people laugh." John Cleese

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