Head down. Mouth shut. Eyes closed. Only a few of the rules Richard Parker carved into Peter's mind. But none are as important as Rule #1: Don't trust anybody. Yet, things turn complicated after Germany. After Tony Stark. As Tony copes with the effects of Siberia, he'll discover that Peter Parker is a whole new headache for him to deal with, one he'll find he doesn't mind as much.

This is the sequel to The Aftermath of the Ferry Fiasco but can be read on it's own. It's several months after Homecoming and Tony now has a more active role in Peter's life. But Peter is a teenage superhero, this isn't easy for either of them. A Spiderson/IronDad story full of fluff. Does contain disciplinary spanking of a minor. NOW BEING REVISED