I have a singularly impressive talent for messing up the plans of very powerful people - both good and evil. Somehow, I'm always just in the right place at exactly the wrong time. What can I say? It's a gift.

When Lily and James Potter asked a goddess to grant them a child, they had no idea that their simple wish would have so many consequences, especially when that child is raised by a legendary witch long thought dead. Genius!Strong!Independent!Harry. Pairing: Harry/Silena. Rated mostly for language, but rating may change. Bashing of Ares, Dumbledore and a few Weasley.

Rescued from the Negative Zone by the Fantastic Four, Harry Potter discovers he is a mutant and decides to take up the cause of equality between mutants and humans (among other causes). How will a dimensionally displaced Harry Potter, one who is extremely intelligent, proactive and not afraid to get his hands dirty effect the marvel universe? Pairings: Harry/Jean/Ororo/others pos.

Fifth year: After the Dementor attack, Harry is not returning to Hogwarts – is he? ! Instead of Harry, a snake moves into the lions' den. People won't know what hit them when Dumbledore's chess pawn Harry is lost in time… Manipulative Dumbledore, 'Slytherin!Harry', Time Travel!

When the Dursleys die in a car crash, Dumbledore is left with a quandary as to where to place the Boy-Who-Lived. That is, until he remembers another relative of Lily's: a cousin in Japan. Rated M just be safe.

My reward for beating the Demon Emperor and sending him back to hell? Finding myself in an unknown land, hounded by heralds of ice and fire, as well as the idiotic peoples of the lands in this... Westeros. Is it possible to find a way home? I don't know. Eventual Harry/Daenerys. As in way, way later. Stop asking when :P

Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.

It's finally happened: The Lone Traveler became a God. With the Divine name Marek Ilumian, Patron God of Free Will, Minor God of Knowledge and Travel, sometimes he goes over the top. But he's all about giving people a choice - or at least the opportunity to Choose. And having fun, of course. And Pie. Lots of Pie. Completed but I've added more.

Anakin Skywalker was dead, he was Darth Vader now, and he would fulfill his Master's orders in order to save Padme...except he was stopped before the Jedi Temple by his best friend, Iris Potter. Unfortunately it looked like she was ready to have some fun, her lightsabers golden glow dimly reflecting off her lightning bolt shaped scar. This wasn't going to end well.

He remembers being Harry Potter. He dreams of it. He dreams of the Great Other too, a beast of ice and death with eyes red as blood and an army of dead things. He is the second son of the king, but his fortunes change when secrets rather left in the dark come to light, and Westeros is torn asunder by treachery and ambition. Winter is coming, but magic is might. Very Abandoned

The Hallows, those who collect all three become the master of Death. What if that was true but not in the way anyone else believed. Forged by the council to control Death long ago, they were lost and scattered until brought together by Harry Potter. Bound to the rider of the Apocalypse as an ally and friend, Harry journeys with him to try and save War, and humanity itself.

The stress from the Triwizard Tournament was building up. Harry just hoped that the Yule Ball and his date with Lavender Brown might alleviate some of it. Lemons. Harry/Multi. Hermione, Cho, Fleur, Lavender, Susan, Hannah and more.

After the Battle of Hogwarts Harry finds himself rising through the ranks of the Ministry's Unspeakables. All is well until one day a strange set of runes carved into the base of the Veil of Death catches his eye. After a hint from the Hallows, Harry steps through the Veil and into a strange new world. But not all is as it seems. Threats both old and new lurk in the darkness.

In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.

In which Harry's mother had been the only disciple of Doctor Delriego he thought was worthy of his teachings. Non cannon compliant.

Xover with Lois&Clark. Clark in an alternate reality. Chloe works to bring him back, how far will she go? What's significance of alt Chloe? Who will Clark and Chloe turn to for help? What does Chloe mean to him? Set mid season 6 then AU. Chlark some Chruce. NOW COMPLETE!

At Kings Cross Station, Harry makes a choice to seize control of his own destiny. He never suspected he would be stuck in a medieval magical world where a dangerous game would be played. The Black Wolf and the Winter King has arrived. All will kneel before him, or burn in fire. Harry & Daenerys Pairing

Loki tries to summon Death to deal with his enemies. It doesn't work out quite like he planned.

The Killing Curse and the broken time turner were responsible for sending her into another reality right in the middle of the Second Wizarding war. She wouldn't have given a shit if the blonde boy didn't remind her so much of her not-by-blood brother Harry, and now she was willing to take on the World for his sake. The only problem? HOW THE HECK DID SHE TURN TO A FIVE YEAR OLD?

The Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter falls off a cliff and lands in the mythological world of Percy Jackson. With a goddess out to ruin him and new and old enemies after his head, Harry learns just what it's like to live as a half-blood. But something else is going on, bigger than the usual survival, and whether Harry likes it or not, the fate of two worlds may be tied to him.

There must always be balance Yin and Yang,Light and Dark, Good and Evil, Order and Chaos. When young Wanda Maximoff discovered she could control energy of Chaos on the other side of the world a young Harry Potter found out he could control the power of Order. When these 2 meet history will change. NOT OP Harry, Good Dumbledore.

Anakin accidentally activates an old artifact which jump starts a series of events that may bring the galaxy to ruin as various factions previously hidden reveal themselves to the galaxy bringing even more dangerous and powerful players into the chaos of the clone wars.

Harry became an unicorn foal. He went to the Middle Earth and became a live star. He really should have followed leader's order. Wait, what?

When life held no meaning to Harry Potter, a family of Immortals saw the chance to gain an invaluable ally. Through the use of a mortal, given power to rival that of a god, they saved worlds too many to count. It took its toll, and the scars left on our Protagonist will never truly heal. However, that doesn't mean that they cannot give him a chance of happiness on a world in need.

Me? Kushina? What kind of sick joke is that! Isn't my name supposed to be Lillian Potter, not Kushina Uzumaki-Namikaze? AU/ MOD! Harry/Fem!Harry: in which Death decided to swap the soul of his dying Mistress with Kushina's, which broke the Universe. Rated M for Language. Discontinued.

My name is Harry Potter. You think you know my story, but you are wrong. I am not the Boy-who-lived-to-be-weak-at-the-expense-of-others. No, I am something else, not because I have to be, but because I choose to be. My true name is Har-Zod, and this is how my legend began.

Unexpected time travel can provide endless hours of entertainment...if you do it right. Under any other circumstances Harry would have done everything in his power to set things right the Gryffindor way. Too bad he's learned a lot since that final battle. Meet the biggest prankster in the Ministry's dreaded Audit department, and with one heck of a grudge to grind!

Kushina tells the tale of how she, single handedly, managed to seduce both Lee and Minato at the same time to her impressionable (if horrified) children. side fic to "Minato Namikaze and the Destroyer of Worlds"

Unwanted by his family harry is dumped at the Dursley's. When forced to leave them where else can he go but the streets? What happens when he is taken by HYDRA to be made into a weapon? Will he be able to overcome them and become what he was meant to be?Will he even want to? Or will he let in the darkness in and make it his ally?

Instead of calling the Shinigami, Hiruzen pulled somthing far more chaotic and powerful. Rated M for language at the moment.

Doomed planet. Desperate scientists. Last hope. Prophecy. New family. New fate. The Last Mage of Krypton arises. (Sequel up - Rising From The Shadows)

It is well known that women live longer than men. It is also well known that wizards live much longer than muggles. What does this mean for witches? What does that mean for someone that can switch easily between the two genders?

Harry, stuck in a different dimension against his will with no way home, becomes bonded to a curious planet that never made a magical world. Because of her, he gets involved with the autonomous robotic organisms that arrive from outer space and ends up helping them with their mission on Earth. Or: In which Harry gets himself a new car in the most difficult way possible.

He's been stuck like this for a couple of beginnings, and so many ends. Millennium have passed by and his age never changes, his skin cannot stay pierced, his body cannot die; thus locking his soul, binding him forever to this existence. This stranger comes into their lives, and they're unprepared for the events that follow after him. Viper is an interesting enigma. Immortal!Harry

Thanks to a freak accident involving lightning, Christopher is given the gift of super speed and the ability to transform into anyone or any animal. When he leaves England, he finds himself working in the most unusual job for a speedster...a librarian! But he's no ordinary Librarian, he's THE Librarian, protector of knowledge. Voldemort doesn't stand a chance.

She gave a burst of speed creating space between her and her pursuers before she suddenly stopped turned around and slammed an arm on the hard ground. Everything shook, the elves had trouble staying on their feet as they fell on the ground at the impact. The biggest shock came when the ground opened up underneath her pursuers feet and hot lava shot up in the shape of a hand ...

A single mistake can create big changes, even if the shinobi are too stupid to realize it. Naruto, banned from becoming genin, leaves Konoha with a certain hammer he trips over in his haste to bring the Forbidden Scroll to Mizuki. Wait, the Fourth Hokage wasn't human, but a misplaced god named Thor? WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S MY FATHER! *Set a few decades before Thor*

Harry is not happy after the war and death decides to reach out to him through the hallows and give him another life.

Harry Potter is banished from Earth by Voldemort and Dumbledore and it's only through providence that he winds up in Atlantis. Join Harry as he struggles to find a way back to his Earth and ends up saving a galaxy along the way.

He is woken from his slumber by the sounds of war. It has been a while since he last saw above ground level, but he made an oath, and he shall set out to do so. Starting here. MoD!Harry Immortal!Harry I own nothing except the ideas I came up with.

Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.

Finally letting his long patience run out during the hearing to determine his fate, Harry gets a one-way ticket to Japan as a way for the Minister to be legally rid of him. Just one problem...no one told Harry about the aliens and their insane caretaker! Now he's stuck in a battle royale with a prize he's not even interested in! Can Harry survive his flock? Harry with minor harem

The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.

The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.

During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.

They had no use for his skills as a shadow assassin, but maybe the next word would. He was a weapon, a blade to be used against the dark, nothing more and nothing less. Super powered, and skilled Harry Potter in the Star Wars universe. T for language and violence. beta'ed by Mad about the Boro

AU, no ep.2.24 Rick/Jordan Kate/Tom. Set in June & after Ep.2.23 Rick finds love with a little help & Kate's jealous. This leads to a big fight. Rick gets a new job as an FBI Agent. Fun&Fluffy NOT CASKETT but give it chance. T for Language please R&R TBH

My attempt at writing a continuation for Make a Wish, Hunt for Mr. Black and Terminal Justice. Harry gets sent into the marvel universe. rated T for mild swearing and limes. A/N: Yes, I know this story sucks. This was also one of the first stories I wrote. Granted, I haven't improved all that much, but I would like to say that this is crap even compared to the crap I have written.

Voldemort's dying spell sent Harry through the infamous Veil. Instead of dying, Harry was sent to the world of YuGiOh. In order to get back home though, he has to collect the forbidden cards of chaos while saving the world. Damn his hero complex. NO YAOI

Clark gets tossed into a strange future world, a world without Chloe Sullivan. The locals don't trust him but Clark doesn't care. He needs his Chloe, his Martha Kent, his Justice League. COMPLETE : AU Smallville : Smallville!Chloe & Smallville!Clark