I'm Evy Larisse, formerly Supreme Chocoholic! :P

Warning: You are about to enter a dangerously cool, bright, epic, awesome, amazing zone, so beware!! You are advised to wear sunglasses before you read onwards. Remember, you have been warned, so I hold no responsibility if you're blinded!

Welcome to my profile! I'm a new user on here, and I write in both English and Chinese (I live in Hong Kong, the most amazing, epic place in the world!! :P) I understand a bit of French.

I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD, AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile; because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!!

Where else can you find me?

Warrior Cats Roleplay wiki

DeviantArt

Warriors Wiki

Harry Potter Wiki

Hunger Games Wiki

Books I love (Not in any order) :P

1. Harry Potter!!!!!!!!!:D

2. Hunger Games

3. Warriors

4. Percy Jackson

The Percy Jackson pleadge:

Part 1:

I promise to remember:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Part 2: (My own, so if taken, I expect credit)

RIP:

RIP Bianca Di Angelo. You were the best sister anyone could have. Nico lives well and we will remember you when we see a girl raise her younger sibling.

RIP Zoë Nightshade. You deserve to be remembered. We promise to remember you whenever someone is punished for fallowing their hearts.

RIP all of you who died after Kronos' raid of camp. We will remember you all when one dies for the safety of their homes

RIP Charlie Beckendorf, you helped save the world. We will remember you when someone is amazing with metal.

RIP Silena Beauregard. You are with Charlie and a true hero. We will remember you when we see true beauty.

RIP Leneus, you are a true hero. We will remember you when we see laurels.

RIP, Ethan Nakamura. You were a hero. We will think of you when we think of true balance.

RIP, Luke Castellan. You are loved by all. Whenever we see someone make a bad choice we will remember you.

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism

On pg. 116 of the American version of Order of the Pheonix (last paragraph) it states that there was 'a heavy locket none of them could open'. Ring a bell? It's proof of the R.A.B. is Regulus Black theory. If you were smart enough to figure this out or you believe it, copy this into your profile.

If you think Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this into your profile.

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, hippogriffs, etc.), copy this onto your profile! (They do! I know it!!)

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessively compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic, press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder, fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short-term memory loss, please try your call again later. If you have low self esteem, hang up - all of our operators are too busy to talk to you.

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If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a strong supporter of S.P.E.W. (Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare), and want to give all the little House Elves neon colored socks, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are NOT heartless and just don't like copying and pasting stories/poems about tragic events/ scenarios into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

In Remembrance of Severus Snape
A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor
without all the red and gold crap
In Remeberance of Lily Potter
Who died to protect her son
she made the ulimate sacrifice
to make the world a safer place
she'll always remain in our hearts
In Remembrance of Fred Weasley
Who fought bravely to the very end
And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half
And will loyally await his soul mate and brother
with many jokes, he's got forever to think of them, right
In Remenberance of Cedric Diggory
Who died before his time
and will be remembered for his bravery
In Rememberance of Sirius Black
The black sheep in his family
he died laughing at the hands of his cousin
he didn't deserve to spend the last fourteen years of his life
the way he did in Azkaban and on the run
In Remembrance of Dobby
Who was more free and full of love
than any elf, and most humans
In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin
the last real Marauderer
who was not just a wonderful father
a incredible husband and brave hero
as well as a freaking awesome werewolf
In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks
who died for ‘the greater good’
and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora
In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody
who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive
and scared the crap out of some kids too
In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort
who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger
but who got his ass thoroughly kicked in the end
In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore
whose past and wisdom confused us
whose seeming betrayal shocked us
but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end
despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing
In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange
because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra
She deserved everything she got and more
In Remembrance of Colin Creevey
who we really didn’t know too well
but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war
so he must’ve done something good
besides stalking Harry
In Remembrance of Hedwig
Harry actual first friend
who lived and died SOARING

How do you tell the difference between fake and real friends?

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. (glares at friends... this is why i take so much food to school, cause i usually end up giving some to you guys anyway...)

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was fun. Let's do it again!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

You say Twilight,
I say Harry Potter.
You say Robert Pattinson ,
I say Daniel Radcliffe.
You say vampires,
I say wizards.
You say Bella,
I say Hermione.
You say Jacob Black,
I say Remus Lupin.
You say the Volturi,
I say Lord Voldemort.
You say Stephenie Meyer,
I say J.K. Rowling.
You say Renesmee, half-blood vampire,
I say Severus Snape, Half-Blood Prince.
You say Forks,
I say Hogwarts.
You call me weird,
I call you a Blast-Ended Skrewt!
Harry Potter 4ever

92% of teens have turned to pop and hip-hop. If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hoped for a Hogwarts letter the day you turned eleven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

History lesson: The dinosaurs didn't go extinct. Barney showed up and they all committed suicide.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your pants off.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, who has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain, who doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men Evolution and Hunger Games, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, physics chick, CrazyNerdyFangirl, Safira Rue Mellark, Obiwanlivesforever, NutsandVolts, A Beautiful Beast, Supreme Chocoholic

10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirit. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart.
Please pass this message along by copy and pasting it into your profile and adding your name to the list of people who will always remember a true warrior: Wolfgrowl, Rainshimmer, Hawksky, Leopardheart, Winterthaw,Newlife, xXBookworm101Xx, Supreme Chocoholic

Mr. Harry Potter,
Thank you for 'playing the hero' when we couldn’t find the strength.

Mr. Ronald Weasley,
Thank you for always coming back.

Miss Hermione Granger,
Thank you for your intelligence.

Mr. Draco Malfoy,
Thank you for never truly being evil.

Mr. George Weasley,
Thank you for finding humor when we could barely smile.

Mr. Albus Dumbledore,
Thank you for lighting the way and guiding us.

Mr. and Mrs. Weasley,
Thank you for all you did for Harry and your children.

Mr. Sirius Black and Mr. Remus Lupin,
Thank you for your loyalty.

Mr. Rubeus Hagrid,
Thank you for seeing the beauty in dark times.

Mr. Neville Longbottom,
Thank you for your bravery.

Miss Luna Lovegood,
Thank you for your wise words.

Miss Ginny Weasley,
Thank you for being strong-willed in spite of everything you've been through.

Dobby,
Thank you for showing us the value of friendship.

Mr. Fred Weasley,
Thank you for the memories.

Mr. Lucius and Mrs. Narcissa Malfoy,
Thank you for loving your son.

Mr. James and Mrs. Lily Potter,
Thank you for giving your life for your only son.

Miss Minerva McGonagall,
Thank you for understanding your students and helping them with their problems.

Mr. Severus Snape,
Thank you for your love.

And to Mrs. Joanne Kathleen Rowling,
THANK YOU FOR MY CHILDHOOD

"Dear Mr. Potter,
You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry..."
One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...

"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..."
One sentence to end
-an era
-a lifetime
...everything.

"The stories we love best do live in us forever; whether you come back by page, or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."
...One sentence, to bring it all back.

Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old and sitting in your rocking chair, reading the Philosopher's (Sorcerer's) Stone, and your family asks you "After all this time?" and you say "Always."
Re-post if Harry Potter has been your light in the darkest of times, and has given you happiness.
Re-post if you believe we'll miss the train ride in, and the pranks pulled by the twins, although it's nowhere we've been, we'll keep smiling on, from the times we had with them.
Re-post if you owe JK Rowling, Tom Felton, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Evanna Lynch, Bonnie Wright, Matthew Lewis, and the rest of the cast of HP your childhood.
Re-post if HP has changed you
Re-post for Tonks, Remus, Ted Tonks, Fred, George's ear, Colin Creevy, the Horcrux in Harry.
For Quirrel, for Mad-Eye, for Lockhart, for the Half-Blood Prince, for Lily Evans, for James Potter.
For the Cowardly Wormtail, for Lumos Maxima.
For Neville's pure Bad Assery.
For Nagini's head.
For the lost diadem.
For the sword of Godric Gryffindor.
For losing a mother that night in Godric's Hollow.
For "Happy Christmas, Harry...Happy Christmas, Ron."
For Crookshanks.
For Masters Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs.
For "I solemnly swear I am up to no good."
For "Mischief Managed."
For Hedwig.
For McGonagall and "I've always wanted to use that spell."
For Molly Weasley and "Not my daughter, you bitch."
For Percy's redemption.
For George's being the living twin in a now living Hell.
For Errol's failure.
For Pig's hyperactivity.
For Viktor Krum.
For infiltrating the Ministry.
For Misuse of Muggle Artifacts.
For Expecto Patronum and chocolate.
For werewolves.
For anamagi.
For pumpkin juice.
For Seamus' tendency to blow things up.
For "Sunshine, daisies, butter mallow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow."
For Lily Luna, James Sirius, and Albus Severus.
For Wizard's Chess.
For Hugo and Rose.
For Scorpius.
For Slytherin's reputation.
For Ravenclaw's education.
For Gryffindor's bravery.
For Hufflepuff's loyalty.
For Cedric Diggory.
For all of the wars we've fought.
For all of the things we're not.
For marching on.
For horcruxes.
For "All was well."
For Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.
For Arianna Dumbledore.
For Flitwick.
For the Deathly Hallows.
For the Golden Trio.
For the Chosen One.
For the Brightest Witch of Her Age.
For Weasley is Our King.
For S.P.E.W.
For Dobby.
For Kreacher.
For Gimmauld Place.
For "I open at the close."
For "That tiny ball of light."
For "Tales of Beedle the Bard."
For Petunia, losing a sister.
For Dudley, unknowing of magic.
For Romione.
For he will live as long as those remain are loyal to him.
For you.
For me.

For the Harry Potter Generation
For our forever growing family of Potterheads.

There once was a girl who lived in Canada. Her name was Natalie McDonald. She loved Harry Potter (who doesn't?). But, she had leukaemia. A friend of Natalie's mother wrote a letter to J.K. Rowling asking her to write to her. J.K. Rowling was on a holiday and did not receive the letter until she got back. She wrote a letter to Natalie, telling her what happened to each of the main characters and other unknown things. A few weeks later, she received a letter from Natalie's mother, who said that Natalie had already died. So J.K. Rowling and Natalie's mother became friends, and as a special tribute to Natalie, J.K. Rowling actually added her into the fourth book, The Goblet of Fire. For you doubters (and I would doubt this too if I didn't know it was true), you can check page 180 in the American version, but 159 for the British version. It is about her sorting. Nearly Headless Nick applauds her as she joins Gryffindor. If you LOVE J.K. Rowling and her kindness, copy and paste this into your profile so others can learn of her kindness.

Harry Potter Survey

List the books in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
Do you have to make me choose? I

List the movies in order from your favorite to your least favorite.
See the answer above

Top 5 favorite characters in any order?
1. Hermione Granger

2. Harry Potter or Ronald Weasley

3. Luna or Ginny or Neville

4. Lily or Tonks

5. Um... Tough competition there... Snape or Marauders minus the traitor

5 least favorite characters in any order?
1. Dolores Umbridge

2. Rita Skeeter

3. Peter Pettigrew

4. Vernon Dursley

5. Lucius Malfoy

Three favorite spells?
1. Expecto Patronum
2. Reducto
3. Wingardium Leviosa

Three favorite potions?
1. Polyjuice Potion
2. Veritaserum
3. Dunno...

Favourite member of the Golden Trio? Hermione
Favourite family? The Weasleys, duh!
Favourite antagonist? Bellatrix all the way!!!!!!
Favourite death eater? Bellatrix!!!!!!!
Favourite chapter from your favorite book? All books are my favorite!!
Favourite non-Hogwarts magical building? The Burrow
Favourite Diagon Alley shop? Ollivander's
Favourite Hogsmeade shop? Three Broomsticks
Favourite Unforgivable Curse? None of them.

Favourite mode of wizard transportation? Flying

Favourite Weasley? I can't choose, they're all AWESOME

Favourite Order member? Tonks

Favourite DA member? Hermione
Favourite pet? Crookshanks
Favourite Hogwarts room? Gryffindor Common Room
Favourite Hogwarts professor? Minnie (McGonagall)
Favourite non-human Hogwarts resident? Hedwig
Favourite Tri-Wizard champion? Harry
Favourite house elf? Dobby!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Favourite wizard sweet? Chocolate Frogs or Ice Mice
Favourite couple? Remus x Tonks
Favourite friendship? The Golden Trio
Biggest surprise of the series? Dobby's death... :'(
Biggest letdown of the series? All the deaths on the light side...
One character you wish lived? Fred, Dobby, Remus, Tonks, Sirius, Lily and James, Snape, Dumbledore, Ariana...wait, just one?
Moment that will always make you cry? All the deaths mentioned above

Your patronus would be a _? Dog!!

Three things Amortentia would smell like to you: Chocolate, Ice Cream and Cake!!
You would use Felix Felicis to _? Fulfill my wishes.

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione? Why? Romione all the way!! Harry and Hermione love each other like SIBLINGS!! You won't expect Ron to marry Ginny, right?

James/Lily or Snape/Lily? BOTH!!!!! I

Do you think Harry Potter is better than Twilight? YESSSSSSSS!! JINGLE BELLS, TWILIGHT SMELLS, EDWARD RAN AWAY, BELLA DIED AND JACOB CRIED AND HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!!!! :D
Are you going to go see the Deathly Hallows Pt. 1 in theaters? I already went!

Do you own the books/movies? OF COURSE!!!!

Have you ever played any of the video games? Nope.
Do you think it would be cool to have a pet owl? Oh hell yeah!! (:
How about a rat? Ugh, that's Pettigrew's animagus form, and I hate his guts.
Have you ever listened to the soundtrack? Yes!!!
Which house would you want to be in? Ravenclaw (I was sorted there by Pottermore) Wit beyond measure is man's greatest treasure!!
Do you like Draco? Not really.
Would you ever enter the Tri-Wizard Tournament? Yes
Would you keep your money in Gringotts? Of course! No place better!
What class would be your favourite? Defense Against the Dark Arts
Do you think you would enjoy being a witch/wizard? Of course, I'm a Major Potterhead!!
Favourite movie set: The Burrow!!!
Favourite movie scene: Where Harry, Ron and Hermione meet for the first time.
Favourite scene in the movies not included in the books: I don't know.
Scene you were most disappointed didn’t make it into the movie: Quidditch in Order of the Phoenix.

Death Eaters or Dumbledore’s Army?: Dumbledore's Army all the way!
Fred or George?: Can't choose between Gred or Forge. They're both amazing!!!!!!
The Ministry of Magic or Gringotts?: Gringotts!
Sirius or Lupin?: Both!!!! I can't choose!!!!!!!!!
Occlumency or Legilimency? Occulmency. I don't want to interfere with what's not my business.
Animagus or metamorphagus?: Metamorphagus, it's cooler and more awesome!
Mermish or Parselmouth?: Both!!!!!!!!
Draco or Lucius?: Draco, cuz I hate Lucius Malfoy.
Peter Pettigrew or Mundungus Fletcher?: Mundungus. There is no way I can stand Pettigrew.
Whomping Willow or flying Ford Anglia?: Of course Flying Ford Anglia!!
Invisibility Cloak or Pensieve?: Invisibility Cloak!!!!
Grimmauld Place or the Burrow?: The Burrow, duh!!!
Werewolf or Inferi?: Werewolf.
Herbology or Care of Magical Creatures?: Both
Professor Binns or Professor Umbridge?: Binns!!!! Even he's better than Umbridge!!
Peeves or Nearly Headless Nick?: PEEVES!!!!!
Hippogriff or Thestrals?: Hippogriffs!!!!!! (:
Durmstrang or Beauxbatons?: Beauxbatons
Portkey or Apparation?: Apparation

Female Character? Hermione, because we're almost the same!

Male Character? Harry or Ron or Snape or Marauders (Minus the obvious)... Idk

Professor? Minnie!!

Death Eater? Bellatrix all the way!!!! :D

Magical Creature? DOBBY!

Spell? Expecto Patronoum!!

Quote? "Albus Severus. You were named after two great headmasters of Hogwarts. One of them was a Slytherin. He was probably the bravest man I've ever known." -Harry to Albus in Deathly Hallows.

Movie? Deathly Hallows Part 2

Hogwarts House? Ravenclaw

Place? Hogwarts!

Weasley? Every single one.

Couple? Remus x Tonks

THIS OR THAT

Gryffindor or Slytherin? Both!!!

Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff? Ravenclaw, even though Hufflepuff rocks as well.

Fred or George? Both

Ginny or Luna? Both

Butterbeer or Firewhiskey? Butterbeer

Hogsmeade or Diagon Alley? Both

Books or Movies? Books, duh!

Half-Blood Prince or Deathly Hallows? Deathly Hallows!

Philosopher's Stone or Chamber of Secrets? Philosopher's Stone!!

Snape or Slughorn? Snape!!!

Lupin or Sirius? How the hell am I supposed to choose???

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione? HARRY/GINNY!

Lavender Brown or Parvati Patil? Both!!!

Seamus Finnigan or Dean Thomas? Both!!!

Kreacher or Dobby? Dobby!!!!!!! RIP Dobby

Muggleborn or Pureblood? Muggleborn, cuz I'm a Mudblood and PROUD OF IT!!!!

Dan Radcliffe or Rupert Grint? Dunno

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Both

Voldemort or Tom Riddle? Tom Riddle

Hedwig or Crookshanks? Both

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be f'ing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.

Alphas are rude and snotty and are what we call "popular". They are not true to themselves and they believe that they are better than everyone else.
Betas are in the middle and there aren't too many of them. They want to be popular and will do anything to get there, then if they do they realize it is not worth it.
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Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is 'quietly' going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

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