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Joined 03-13-11, id: 2788962, Profile Updated: 10-07-11

Hi, everyone! My name is Joanna.

Age: 14.

State: Georgia.

Likes: Junk food, Japanese music, Rock, anime, Ray Bradbury(author), and YAOI!!!

Dislikes: The ass* at my school, religious freaks, people who don't respect my authoritah, and my parents(wish they'd get divorced already so I can go to Vegas).

If you guys have any requests for any crossovers, cause that's what I'm best at, I'll show you a list of the animes/books that I can do crossovers with.

Saiyuki, Bleach, Naruto, Hetalia, maybe Death Note, Maximum Ride, and, if I put my mind to it, Harry Potter.

Also, I've already started on a story called Evil Campers. It's a Naruto and Bleach crossover where the akatsuki and espada go camping with my friend Megan and me. I'll start uploading sometime during my four day weekend.

Thanks guys, I'm out!


For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic!
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists!
I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun!
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz!(dirty blond, but counts!)
I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed!
I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat!
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy!
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy!
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS!
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape!
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist!
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch!
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell!
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell!
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat!
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world!
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals!
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people!
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible!
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay!
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash!
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy!
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants!
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem!
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store!
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage!
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore!
I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore!
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut!
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs!
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob!
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo!
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend!
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars!
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy!
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore!
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut!
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals!
I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one"!
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin!
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life!
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention!
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention!(does tye dye count?)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual!
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist!
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all!
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player!
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe!
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer!
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser!
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll!
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi!
I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO!
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT!
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited!
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13!
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy!
I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy!
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas!
I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction!
I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude!
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent!
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly...or crazy!
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid!
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat!
I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly!
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff!
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks!
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7!
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals!
I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up!
I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist!
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork!
I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA!
I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect!
I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black!
I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil!
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty!
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser!
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control!(Only a little chubby)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister!
I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore!
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve!
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob!
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border!
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat!
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon!
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot!
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis!
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay!
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich!
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an albino!
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party!
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo!
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy!
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone!
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too!
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't!
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social!
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy!
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch!
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills!
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch!
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs!
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser!
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself!
I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse!
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist!
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual!
I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak!
I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker!
I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted!
I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled!
I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak!(not that much, but still in gifted)
I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant!
I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep!
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo!
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent!
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend!
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers!
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare!
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate EVERY MAN on the Earth!
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE!
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid!
I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE!
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth!
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future!
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a HOMOPHOBE!
I’m NOT the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser!
I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy!
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue!
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex!
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins!
I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan!
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion!
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian!
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see!
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE!
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER!
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; so I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED!
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST!
I DISAGREE with my Government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST!
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick!
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY!
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED!
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast!
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish!
I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be WHITE!
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard!
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean!
I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid!
I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s!
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times!
I’m GAY, so I MUST be after EVERY straight guy around!
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian!
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting!
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak!
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life!
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too!
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp!(it doesn't take that much, really)
I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist!
I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake!
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems!

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If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you read boyxboy shippings/parings, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a looseterm. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you say or do a totally random thing, like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself ( I find that I'm a very tough opponent.). So if you're crazy copy this onto your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that god-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy and paste this onto your profile.

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