age: 15 (eventhough i sound younger)

status: single,gangsta skateboarder (like those guys from grind with the jerseys and street slang)

hobbies: writing fanfics,reading listening to music (i'm acoustic i listen to all types of music) making fun of people who pick on other people and being british (which i am by 1/8)

fav movies: freddy vs. jason (i love the soundtrack),grind(the soundtrack is cool i downloaded the whole thing),harry potter(all of them),the village,the grudge,the real cancun,american pie 1 & 2,american wedding,shark tale(jamaican jellyfish its funnier than it sounds),antwone fisher,daredevil(spiderman sucks),and how high (method man and red man if you don't know)

fav jokes to use (if you have weak constitutions do not read this part)

1. you so fat u get on a bus and lean back and the bus goes with you

2. you so fat u get in your bed and turn over its morning

3. you so ugly they voted you off the island without u being on it

4.you so ugly bloody mary 's friends dare her to go to the mirror and say your name 3 times

5.Yo mamma's so fat, she had her baby pictures taken by satellite.

6. Yo mamma's so fat, she has more chins than the Hong Kong phone book.

7.Yo mamma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.

8.Yo mamma's so dumb, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

9.A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with a vibrator.
What are you doing? Asked the mother.

Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I'm ugly. I'll never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband.

The mother walked out of the room, shaking her head.

The next day, the father came home and heard noises in the bedroom and upon entering the room, found his daughter using the vibrator.

"What the hell are you doing?" He asked.

His daughter replied, I already told Mom. I'm 40 years old now and ugly. I will never get married so this is as close as I'll ever get to a husband.

The father walked out of the room shaking his head.

The next day, the mother came home to find her husband with a beer in one hand and the vibrator in the other, watching the football game on TV.

What on earth are you doing? she cried.

The husband replied, What does it look like I'm doing? I'm having a beer and watching football with my son-in-law!!

11.Yo Mamma is so ugly,
she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.

12.Yo Mamma's so stupid she went to an antique store and said what's new

fav. music artists/groups: cake,good charlotte,kanye west,jay-z,bowling for soup,britney spears(only one or two songs),any ones i can think of later

titles to name: first degree black belt, attends bronx aerospace(jrotc) high school (not for long though)

most horrifying experience:getting jumped on halloween and something else not going into details

dearest secret in the whole world: i have a crush on * go head and tell her ^_^

fancharacters: can be used if granted permission by me or other wise instructed

name: lamont the hedgehog
species: hedgehog
appearance: looks just like shadow just with hazel eyes and wears black tee shirt,black jeans and a red wrist band

dislikes: goths(no offense),his powers
(you'll find out why in a fic i'm working on),shadow(sibling rivalry),sonic,tails,rouge and knuckles,punk rockers,nirvana.hoobastank and anyone who hits or disrespects girls

crush: amy rose(in most stories),Ebony(punksnotdead's fancharacter only with her perm though) and cream(when i write fics when their little kids no jackson over here)

loves: to eat,use his gun,running,training his martial arts skills,eating,playing video games,playng chess,drawing(horribly bad at it),sex and looking at girls

personality: rude,ruthless,intelligent,caring,protective
,jealousy of shadow for getting all the girls and clostraphobic and terrified of cats

name: leanne
species: hedgehog
crush: lamont(someimtes gets him sometimes don't)
powers: same as lamont

well that's all go read my fics yo!!...