Name: Call me Danni. Or Beamie. Or Snoogleflarx. What the karzanhi do I care?
Age: 14...ish. Wait. Are we talking about mental age here? 'Cuz that ranges from twenty to seven... Okay, we'll just stick to real age...
Gender: ... Um. Yeah. I'm a girl. As in, female. Perverted comments will die painful deaths.
Nationality: American with a plateful of Irish and Scottish on the side. Add a splash of British and a dash of Czech, toss lightly, and stick in the oven for fifteen minutes.
Notice: We are not responsible for any bodily harm caused by following the instructions above, 'cuz you'd be an idiot to follow them. Yay.
Snoogleflarx?: Doormakashi mooglefloo karzanhi. :D
Likes: Reading, writing, drawing, Shakespeare, humor, Bob Newhart, videogames, Legend of Zelda, Metroid, SSBM, Bionicle, Manheim Steamroller, et cetera
Dislikes: Little brothers, rude comments, People-I-Don't-Know-Talking-To-Me, my own shyness, Emo, Tomatoes, That-Sort-Of-Rock-That-Breaks-My-Ears
Hates: That Annoying Kid Across The Street, Latin, The Fact No School Will Teach Me Irish-Gaelic, Idiocy (both real-life and in certain book/video-game characters), people who misunderstand me on purpose (CoughTahuCough), et cetera

News: Mwuahaha! I'm back! (grins) Currently working on a series of Bionicle short-stories, to be titled something along the lines of "Skitsish". Why? 'Cuz
"Skits" and "Ish" are funny words, of course! Hee hee.
Oh. I also noticed a couple of Anonymous comments on some of my older stuff, so here's a nice little makeshift reply to both:

To the one on my old SSBM flick: (cough) No, I am not... whatever the heck you called me (too lazy to go back and check)... I just get bored and intentionally mess up words sometimes. See: Pokemon Blue Sugarhigh.

To the comment on my also-old Bionicle flick: (sigh) Thanks for reminding me that I need to explain things more. I've always liked both Takanuva and Takua almost-equally, resulting in: "AUGH! HOW THE KARZANHI DO I CHOOSE ONLY ONE FOR MY FIC? Takua's so cute... But Takanuva is cool too... NUUU!"
My solution, obviously, is to use both. Yeah. o_O; Hey, if Young Link gets to exist at the same time as regular Link in SSBM...!

Annnd that's it. See yah later!

~Beamie/Danni/Snoogleflarx?!