Remember "My Immortal", the Harry Potter badfic that's so easy to parody and make fun of? Well, here's another fanfic author's interpretation! Perhaps if enough people riff on it, it could be a world record!

Edward Elric paid more dearly to free his country and regain his brother's body than anyone ever realized. Now he is running out of time. When Alfonse learns of the real price his brother paid, he will stop at nothing to try and save him.

George's high school time capsule is about to be opened, causing him to panic; Elaine has a date with a guy that changes his appearance; Jerry spends all day in a store with his girlfriend; and Kramer offers his help to George.

Over his long and prosperous career, Bill Bye has made many friends and fans. Somethings he did however, were not so noble as his children's science show. Will Bill's past catch up to him? An unexpected encounter will make him think twice...