Helloooo!

Nice to meet you. *Shakes hand warmly*
So, it's the holidays, I'm bored, I'm writing fanfiction...
Watch this space.

I see you have been space watching! Good for you!

I'mma put some more awesome stuff about me here. Because I'm that cool.

Favourite musical artists:

AVPM/S Cast
Glee Cast (Esp. the songs with Darren Criss.)
Pendulum
The Prodigy
Coldplay
Muse
Queen
The Rakes

Call me an emo, weemo, whatever. I like the music I like.

Favourite 'ships:

George Weasley + Luna Lovegood (Harry Potter)
Scorpius Malfoy + Rose Weasley (Harry Potter, 2nd Generation)
Draco Malfoy + Astoria Greengrass/Hermione Granger (Harry Potter; I can't decide which one I like better!)
Remus Lupin + Hermione Granger (Harry Potter, only if Lupin was nearer her age, if not, the cannon pairing.)
Sam Evans + Mercedes Jones (Glee)
Kurt Hummel + Blaine Anderson (Glee)
Mike Chang + Tina Cohen-Chang (Glee)
Santana Lopez + Brittany Pierce (Glee)
Umbridge + Dumbledore (AVPS)

Books/TV programmes/Movies/General entertainment I enjoy:

Miranda
My Family
Friends
Doctor Who
The Sarah Jane AdventuresNew Tricks
Glee

Harry Potter
Pellinor Quartet
The Picture Of Dorian Gray
*insert most book's names here*

Harry Potter
Lion King 3
School Of Rock
Exit Through The Gift Shop

Other Random Stuff I Like/Do:

Talking (Mainly about Harry Potter or other randomness)
Roleplaying
Drawing (and failing)
Playing keyboard (and failing)

Copy this onto your profile if you know or are related to someone who was killed at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry when it was under siege by Death Eaters in The Second Wizarding War. Over 50 witches and wizards died in this attack. 93% of wizards won't repost this, but will you be part of that magical 7% that will? Repost to show your support of Dumbledore's Army.

Copy this onto your profile if you know or are related to someone who was eaten by a panda. Pandas are aggressive, and when angry, can breathe fire. 81% of people won't repost this, as they have already been eaten by eaten by pandas. 18% of people won't repost this, as they are hiding in their showers, armed with a fire extinguisher. But 1% of people are awesome and will repost. =)

Random Sarcastic Junk that I copied from someone else's profile.

One day, I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, Then it hit me

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.

"The greener grass on the other side is probably just artificial turf."

"Nobody move! I dropped my brain."

"He who laughs last didn't get it."

You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

Love me or hate me. Personally I could not care less

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

Don't take life to seriously, no one gets out alive anyway

I stopped fighting my inner demons... We're on the same side now!

Life's Greatest Pleasure Is Doing What People Tell You Not To Do

Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark

Random Quiz I Nicked Off Somebody Else's Profile LOL

1. Your real name: Khazna

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Hznaxak

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Khaizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Blue Eagle

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Youssef Balfour (-.-)

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Chaka

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Green Lemonade

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Fiona Abdul-Minam

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Timon

10. Your Rapper name (Nick name plus "flo") Khazzflo

11. Your name Drunk (first 3 letters of your first name, 3 letters of middle and 4 of last ): KhaYouCha

12.Your Crazy name (the name of your 3 favorite T.V shows with "Crazy" in front of it and "Lady or Man" depending on gender at the end): CrazyMirandaGleeDoctorWhoLady

You say black,
I say red and gold! (I actually say blue and bronze 'cause I'm a Ravenclaw.)
You say the Twilight saga,
I say the Harry Potter series!
You say the Jonas Brothers are hot,
I say the Weasley boys are HOTTER!
You say My Chemical Romance and Paramore, (Sorry, I actually do prefer MCR and Paramore to Wrock. Nothing beats Trock, though.)
I say The Parselmouths and Ministry Of Magic!
You say Edward and Bella,
I say Harry and Ginny!
You say Werewolves,
I say Wizards!
You say Team Jacob,
I say Team Potter!
You say that you hate Harry Potter,
I say I hate YOU!

Stereotypes are disgusting and mean. The ones in bold apply to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH/READ PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirt (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
Ilove YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I MUST be an arsonist.