This account is only used for harsh criticisms or simple reviews. Don't expect me to post up any stories on this account; I'm a reader and a criticizer, not a writer. Think it's pathetic that I only criticize without ever writing? Well, unfourtunately, I'm not the only one, so get used to it. 'Tis a sad sad world after all.

So my reviews may be condesending, but let me tell you this one thing: it's the harsh truth, deal with it. I am seriously sick and tired of seeing canon rape/Mary Sues/Gary Stus/badly portray self inserted characters contaminating the fandoms in which I love dearly. Sugar coated words such as "yOuR stOry r0xx3rS !!111!one!!1elven!" without an explanation will be a waste of my time, so don't even expect such responses from me.

Sorry people, but I'm a yaoi fan, and proud of it. It exists in this world, so deal.

Never, ever use the phrase "this is a fanfiction" to cover up badly written canon characters; it does not cover up a fanfic. It only proves that the author is a selfish writer with no talent what so ever, and does not even know how to respect the makers of the fandom. If I see this anywhere, I will jump on the author and tear them apart, no mercy.

Final note: please, get a brain and notice the difference between a Criticism and a "Flame". Don't know the difference? Well then, means you haven't been writing long enough, or that you're just in self-denial and so thick headed that you won't accept harsh criticisms. Unfortuantely for you, your writing will never improve, and you'll forever remain a pathetic writer that shames whatever fandom you decided to write about.

Ending on a lighter note, I present the quote of the month:

"Suethor, you have just bought yourself a one way ticket to hell, and I will be your guide. Please enjoy your stay." ~ My dear lovely friend