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Joined 12-02-06, id: 1174981, Profile Updated: 08-12-11
Author has written 1 story for Series Of Unfortunate Events.

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The Lousy Lair (A Series Of Unfortunate Events) : 2005 - present
Written in 2005, mainly with Gen, who has since relinquished her right as co-author (if you ever want it back, Gen, let me know) so that I have sole possession of it. We were tired of waiting for The Penultimate Peril to come out, and decided to write our own Book The Twelfth. Sorry, Sunny fans, she's not in here much.

Because the short summary isn't enough...
Violet and Klaus are sent to the prestigious Starmount Academy, where everything seems too good to be true until Nicolette Abbott, a new student from Highfield Academy, prances in. Chairs will collapse and bikini strings will (almost) snap under Nicolette's pendulous person as she pursues her new love, Klausey Wausey, even during Biology class and (Lord forbid) swimming lessons. Everyone knows the Baudelaires don't need another stalker, especially when Count Olaf shows up yet again...

Edited five times and re-posted on FF.net twice, The Lousy Lair is the only fic I've been serious about so far. Don't worry if I don't update for a long time - I'm trying to think of the snappiest, most inventive ending I can think of, which is hard going since Gen and I never got to complete the story in 2005. Also, I have a life, complete with school and a truckload of homework. Be patient, please... Suggestions are welcome as to how TLL will end; note me. (Tell me also if you love or hate LoriCin, the pairing for TLL that I made up one night when I felt unusually high.)

Nicolette's Journal (A Series Of Unfortunate Events)
This is an idea I had while waffling between doing a Nicolette-centric comic or something else about her. Yes; she's my favourite character, even if she scares me or threatens to sit on people.

The main antagonist of The Lousy Lair and obsessive stalker of Klaus Baudelaire will return in this potential companion fic, where her journal, kept secret during the course of the story, is revealed, along with the delusional thoughts she pens down inside. The events of TLL are retold from Nicolette's point of view - you'll have to choose between believing her, or believing me, the very sane and very unbiased author.

If you want me to get to work on this, note me. Feel free to give suggestions - I welcome them, though it doesn't necessarily mean I'll listen to you. XD If I do work on this, it will be simultaneous with working on TLL, so expect more lag time. Patience is a virtue, oh yes it is.

END NOTE: Expect slow updates. Sorry, my (few) lovely reviewers, but school is being mean. (:

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Things As They Should Be: By Legolas by mbus55 reviews
Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 48 - Words: 48,050 - Reviews: 1341 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Annual by Ill Ame reviews
Once Mello got into Matt's bones, he lingered, like frost left on the ground in the middle of July.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Things As They Should Be: A Christmas Story by mbus55 reviews
During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Adventures of Harry and Draco by Prophetess LionBoy reviews
Rather insane piece about Harry and Draco. Very random.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Lousy Lair reviews
The Baudelaires thought Olaf was bad - wait till they meet Nicolette, a student at their new school. Klaus encounters padded handcuffs, ill-fitting bikinis and an obsessive stalker in the pendulous Nicolette; can he keep his sanity? Set after Book 11.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,864 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/4/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Klaus B., Violet B.