Ahoy mates... Okay hell to this. Hay this Pirate2Love here your one and only Yaoi obssesed Pirate Savvy. Your reading this to find out more about me Right cause if your not go read my story(ies) instead. Oh unless your so homophobe, but then again you would be reading this would you humph. Ummm... oh so to all of you who are here Ahoy and welcome aboard the Swords heart (that's my ship;).

Name: Just call me Ayame

State: somewhere in the United States

job(s): A C average student (thank you), Writer, drawer, and caption

Pets: a Dog (Shelthy) a dead cat (tabby but black) he just died

Rep: Outcast with friends.

Likes: Yaoi, vintage, Whose line, cosplay, anime, manga, fanfiction, youtube, daily show, Colbert report, Stuart (from MadTV), Art, my poster wall, FMA, Kingdom hearts, Kingdom hearts 2, Fosters home, POTC, Hellogoodbye, 3 Doors Down, Numa Numa, Linkin park, Ocean Avenue, Pirates, swords, ships, and on and on and on, I'm just to lazy to type more, Savvy?

Hates: Homophobes, the Pradas (the airhead popular girls), the people who use the word gay and f as an joke or to mean stupid or just flat out at all, our school musical, Our Leader bush, anyone who puts Anime and Crap in the same sentence (you know who are P.Fart), badly made plot lines, ranchy lyrics like Ferilicious, Drama Kings and Queens, and a whole lot more.

views (STAIGHT WRITTER FOR GAY RIGHTS)

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Homophobia: Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

If someone has called you lesbian/gay/bisexual, copy this into your profile. (everyone at school thinks I’m a lesbian. I wish they’d leave me alone and mind their own business)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. (I’m beyond obsessed. Does that count too?)

If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so obsessed with musical theatre that you randomly start quoting it, copy this into your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. (how do you think I get all these?)

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile. (I make innuendos to myself. Hello Balthier’s pickle.)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (I’ve honestly seen two year olds that can act better than these people)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you are crazed and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile

If it completely pisses you off when someone says being gay is gross, then copy and paste this into your profile. (just ask the people in my class)

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have sibling(s) that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! (It’s how I survive my life)

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. (I don’t care if all of my friends think it’s crazy, but if I could control the weather then it would never stop raining)

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you just need a hug copy this into your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you becasue of the effects, copy and paste this into your profile. (I’m obsessed with everything)

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus and/ or train, copy and paste this into your profile. (coughStephanieSharlaEvilTeacherCandanceScumCodiSamAndMoreendcough)

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I think it should double count if I hit them in the head and the boob. Right Megan?)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. (And I spend my days holding conversations with its inhabitants, no joke)

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever pushed on a door that said "Pull" copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile. (I guess my MD is an excuse, but still…)

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. (the sword of shadows and the weird tatooed guy i always draw)

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you have a really great friend you've met over the internet and think that the paranoid people who say you shouldn't talk to people over the internet should go shove their megaphones somewhere unpleasant, copy and paste this into your profile (And you know who you are and that I love you)

If sometimes your fanfics seem to write themselves, copy this into your profile. (How else could I juggle school, 60+ fics, and adolescence?)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling, "THAT WAS AWESOME LET'S DO THAT AGAIN!" If you have a best friend copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Story(ies):

Bedside story: a parody of Kh and beauty and the beast. With lemons, limes, and mpreg. summary/ what would you do if a monster made you his slave and what would you do if you fell in love with said monster. SoraxRiku, LeonxCloud and many others. lemon limes mpreg

Milllion dreams: Riku is frustrated. Sora is navie, but on Sora's 16th Birthday RIku thinks he can win Sora's first kiss, and were better to do that than THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH.

Ideas (might not happen):

Under the mistletoe: Sora and his boy friend Axel go home for christmas, so does his twin Roxas with his boyfriend Riku. Though all is not well, Sora starts to develope a school girl crush on Riku. So what do you do when you have a boyfriend but are in love with your brother's. SoraxAxel, RoxasxRiku, LeonxCloud, later Sorax?, Roxasx?

homework, books, and beer?: my twisted idea summary/ A new year for Sora which also means a new teacher in art. He's the dream of all the girls and Sora, but one night those dreams could came true for Sora. All it takes some homework help, wet clothes, and beer. oneshot SoraxRiku.

Like funny stuff, yaoi, cosplay, kh, FMA, or perverted things (and I know you people are out there don't even try to fool me I know) then go to: http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=piratelife4ever

and if you like art then vist my deviantart account:

It's stupid stuff found or made by me ;)