Age: 19
Location: Not really sure...
Height: 5'11"
Weight: Around 145 lbs.

I wear contacts and have semi-long blackish-brown hair...

I'm a English student at -hah, you thought I was going to tell you the university. Oh, you didn't? *Blushes* Well, my bad then. If you hadn't noticed so far, my only form of humor comes in being self-aware. While my stories generally aren't humorous, it's either that, dark humor, or sarcasm. Not much of a funny-funny ha-ha kinda guy. I originally started doing this to build upon my not-so-good creative writing skills, but I've enjoyed it so much that I'm in it now for the story. Beware, though. I tend to follow the Fullmetal Alchemist way of many arching stories coming together (or not, depending on how well I do).

Now for some of my favorite quotes:

"God is dead." ~Nietzsche, 1886
"Nietzsche is dead." ~God, 1900

Mr Prosser: "But the plans were on display..."
Arthur: "On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them."
Mr Prosser: "That's the display department."
Arthur: "With a torch."
Mr Prosser: "Ah, well the lights had probably gone."
Arthur: "So had the stairs."
Mr Prosser: "But look, you found the notice didn't you?"
Arthur: "Yes," said Arthur, "yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying Beware of the Leopard." - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin.
"And what happened?" pressed Ford.
"It committed suicide," said Marvin ... - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

"Charles de Gualle looks like a female llama who has been surprised in the bath." - Winston Churchill

"I am prepared to meet my maker. Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Winston Churchill

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

"So little time, so much to do." - Winston Churchill (explanation below)

On one occasion during an election campaign Churchill was speaking in a church hall in rural England. The hall was decorated in the well accepted colour scheme of that era – mission brown up to shoulder height, then cream up to and including the ceiling. When he finished his speech Churchill called for questions. The first came from a middle-aged woman dressed in country tweeds. "Mr Churchill, I am a member of the Temperance League," she said, "My local branch has been examining your use of alcohol. Are you aware Prime Minister that, during your lifetime to date you have consumed enough alcohol to fill this hall up to here" stretching her arm dramatically to indicate the mission brown zone on the wall. "We want to know what you intend to do about it?" Churchill looked at the woman, followed her arm to the top of the mission brown zone, and then slowly allowed his gaze to move up through the cream zone to the ceiling. "So little time, so much to do" he said.

Bessie Braddock: Sir, you are drunk.
Churchill: And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning, I shall be sober.

Wait, but why would you want to know all this about me? Because you came to my profile, of course! You got what you were looking for. If, apparently, my likes and dislikes are of interest to you, please, by all means, continue reading. That is assuming that I decide to update anything below this line of text. And I don't usually assume.