The Son of the Bread Maker
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Joined 09-16-11, id: 3261382, Profile Updated: 05-17-12
Author has written 2 stories for My Little Pony, and Sky High.

I am a Male so don't call me a lady.

Real Name: Logan. Yes like Wolverine.

Age: I won't tell you.

Gender: Male.

Birthday: September. *flails arms*

Favorite Color: Simple it's a tie between red and Dark blue

Heritage: I AM GERMAN, INDIAN, IRISH.

Occupation: Student.

Interests/Passions: Writing, drawing, having fun, watching good movies, sleeping, Sleepzzzzzzzz, and it goes on and on!

Aspirations: I hope to become an Chef! Then meet/know either Deadmau5 or Logan. :D

Other accounts: DeviantArt Flutterfan98, Cheezburger lowriderdog, Youtube lowriderkid 92

Languages Spoken: English.

hhhheeeeeeyyyy! I love mlp fim my favorite characters are 1.fluttershy, 2. derpy, and 3.docter whooves.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ever at any time wanted to be some breed of pony. copy and paste this on your profile.

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'If You...' copy-and-paste

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-eight percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against child abuse, you should copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be something they're not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against animal cruelty, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you're wearing pants right now, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you are NOT on a sugar high, copy onto profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal (aka: Trix), put this in your profile!

If you have ever made plans for world domination, copy and paste here.

If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy this into your profile!

If there are times when you just annoy people for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a solid wall, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said 'Pull" or pulled the handle on a door that said 'Push', copy this into your profile.

If your profile is way to long, copy and paste this into it to make it even longer!

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetballs? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy (which I am) but I'm just random! If you're random (Or can be at times) and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this to your profile. (Maerd: I actually have several...)

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you said it, copy this to your profile.

Ninety-five percent of kids out there are concerned with being popular and kitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, Demonic Dragon Knight, Walter-Star, Mrmuscle, SuprSingr, Maerd7733SCAIPB, The Son of the Bread Maker,

If you believe in magic, ghosts, and the supernatural, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that someday, everyone will get a happy ending, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you had wings, copy and paste this into your profile.

There are three kinds of people:
those who make things happen;
those who watch things happen;
and those who don't know what the heck is happening.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! We fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch, drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRENDS: Will confort you when the girl rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its becuase your lesbian isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this shittttt!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

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Life as We Know It reviews
First Fan-fic. Self-insertion. Rated T for safety
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Caramel, Fluttershy
Protons and Nuetrons
New fanfic. Rated T for future violence. review please.
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 751 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011