name: Sephiroth Crescent (fake obviously) BTW this is Sephiroth from FF VII's full name no middle

age: like hell i'd tell you, but you might get a clue from below

I am straight NOT GAY *shudders* I HATE GAYS (thank dozens of factors in my life)

answer to almost all personal information is "I plead the Fifth" (for those idiots in america whom don't know their own amendments and those whom don't from other countries, it is the right to personal information)

I am working on a fanfic I adopted from kyuubikid123

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You shalt paste this in your profile.

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile knives conveniently enough, that and I admit I am crazy right in front of them.

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95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!!

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if you hate yaoi, copy and paste this on your profile

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If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I read this poem from Hakureisaiga, who read this poem from Tsukiko The Librarian, who read it from leafninja345435, who read it from Mitsukai no Shi who read it on mitso-shadow, who read it on windmaster94, who read it on digiwildflower's profile, who read it on goldenboy892007's profile. I think people should read this if they HATE child abusing. If you HATE child abusing like me copy and paste this to your profile.

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

Child abuse is wrong, and it happens to too many kids in the world. Although people outside of the beatings can't really relate to it, we're trying. Just remember, we're always trying.

Her name was Dailey
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
Was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep, not a sound

Until her parents
Unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was beaten
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

Dailey is just one of millions of children who are victims of child abuse. If you are trying to relate on any scale of compassion for Dailey, copy and paste this onto your profile, please

Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too

I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared

I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too

I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care

You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor

You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can

Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help

Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.

FFW-Fanfiction World, or FFW for short, is a virtual world created from the old Fanfiction site. While FF existed as a place for fans to post stories about their favorite shows, movies, and books FFW offers much more. Users from all over the world now have the ability to travel to worlds inspired by their favorite shows, movies, and books. FFW was created to be a new world, a haven for authors and otakus alike, however what happens when a presence threatens this world and possibly the world outside. I am one of the many living in the new Fanfiction World!!! If you also live in this world where everyone and anyone has the power of all their favourite shows and their own powers the copy this and paste your name right here. Shadowlight0982, Death5367.

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE, COPY THAT POEM INTO YOUR PROFILE!!

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I am the boy...that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the boy that people look through when I say something. I am the boy that spends most of his free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the boy that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the boy that doesn't spend all his time on MySpace, or talking about cars, girls or sex to his firends. I am the boy that hasn't been asked out in a year...or ever. I am the boy that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and slash in the rain.

But I am also the boy who knows and is proud to be who he is, doesn't care if people call him weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express himself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and paste this to your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the people who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.The First Kitsukage

You have problems if:

you skip/run/walk/jump around your house singing "I love rape"

you randomly jump up from the computer and start dancing from excitement

your greatest dream is to have a massive orgy

you stay up half the night doing illegal things

torture/the thought of torture makes you happy/excited/laugh - this one

you've ever discussed making a new version of the bible

you wake up in the morning thinking about hurting people - and this one

you karate chop milk

you think small cartons of juice, small pill bottles, or small screwdrivers are cute.

If you agreed to any of the above, congratulations, you're a little bit as unstable as I am. If you're damn proud of that fact, copy and paste this into your profile.

think I spend too much time filling this?

quiz time!

RULES
● You must fill out EVERY question! No skipping!
●Copy and paste this on your profile!

ARE YOU?

1. Perfect? fuck no
2. Tall? ditto
3. In your pajamas? no it is 3PM
4. Left handed? Nope, I'm right handed.

LAST:

1. Friend you saw: Adam
3. Person to text you: this random guy texting for a Merideth... who the hell is she anyways?
4. Was today better than yesterday? yea its saturday.

FAVORITES:

1. Number: 24
2. Color(s): black, crimson
3. Fruit: apple
4. Place: don't have one

EIGHT EMOTIONS:

1. Are you missing someone right now? Nope
2. Are you happy? Not really, but i'm not sad either.
3. Are you sad? Not really, but i'm not happy either.
4. Are you bored? Always am
6. Are you nervous? No
8. Are you tired? at 3 in the afternoon? fuck no!

ABOUT YOU:

1. Real name? I plead the 5th
2. Nick names? nope
3. Eye color? green - blue my eyes change between the 2
4. Zodiac sign? cancer
5. Male or female? Male... duh, check the name at top.
6. Slut? no! the fuck is with that question?
7. Smart? ish
8. Hair color? dirty blond on the verge of brown
9. Long or short? Short.
10. Sweats or Jeans? Jeans.
11. Phone or Camera? Camera
12. Drink or Smoke? Not old enough to do either, but then again I do swear A LOT.
13. Righty or lefty? Righty.

FIRSTS:

1. First best friend? adam
2. First crush? i have no fucking clue
3. First pet? Sunny died 2 weeks ago, got her before I was born
4. First big vacation? cross country

CURRENTLY:

1. Eating? No
2. Drinking? No
3. I'm about to: Look for more Naruto crossovers
4. Listening to? Eddie Rath Gaara the Sand Assassin
5. Plans for today? read fan fic and rough draft 1st ch

WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?

1. Shorter or taller? dont ask me dont really care right now
2. Romantic or spontaneous? ditto
3. Sensitive or loud? guess
4. Hook-up or relationship? ooh ooh guess!

HAVE YOU EVER:

1. Drank bubbles? NO WHO THE HELL WOULD DRINK BUBBLES ITS SOAP FOR GODS SAKE!!!!
2. Lost glasses/contacts? dont have any
3. Ran away from home? No friend has 4 times at that
4. Broken someone's heart? If I have, then I'm not aware of it. and if they are reading this, go fuck yourself.
5. Been arrested? no, I have done many small crimes like shoplifting, but I never made the same mistake as others... getting caught.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

1. Miracles? depends
2. Yourself? DUH
3. Heaven? no we all sin so we all go to hell (I ever mention I am pessimistic?)
4. Santa Claus? what am I 5???? don't answer that ya ass.
4. Love? depends if you call my *love* for knives love or my *love* to think up ways of torture during boring classes.
5. Do you like someone? not right now
6. Do you believe in God? not quite
7. Answered the truth on all questions? no I am a liar, we all lie, if I said I yes then I would be a bigger lier, but how would you know that?

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)?

Gaara and Pein

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)?

Naru/harem

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

hentai duh

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

hell no

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any:

... does fanfiction count? otherwise a poster I just got for free

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character?

the fuck? NO THEY ARE FUCKING CARTOONS!

7. NaruHina or KibaHina?

NaruHina Kiba is an ass

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

neither Sasuke can burn in hell and get no pairings!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai?

is this rhetorical? they both are very dysfunctional, but 7 no sunset no jutsu

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

well... we know that Tobi is not Madara because Madara was brought from the grave during the time Tobi was moving, but no. Obito would harbor no malice to the world or Konoha.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory?

Yes, it states it in the anime an the manga. if you don't know that now and read fanfictions, your a fucking moron

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Deidara, I like explosions too, and I share his views on life.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

anti all the way, he is the biggest moronic arrogant bastard I have ever seen.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

no, before I started reading fanfictions I hated Naruto, now know a shitload of things, hat and I only read the manga except for the fights, they are much better than still pictures.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?

yes as far as mangareader.net has them.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

I have ADD and I used to act like that, so yeah he has ADD

17. Sub or dub?

dub, normally I like sub but Kisame's voice for sub makes me want to wretch

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

anti and BTW don't call her a banshee it hurts their feelings, they don't want to be lumped with that Haruno

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny?

funny as hell

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?

NOT Madara and NOT Obito

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd?

I go with option C, he is a crazy lunatic

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?

Naruto, he transforms into a girl, all he needs is his jupsuit and he is ready to go. (or Haku but we don't get into that, plus I believe Haku is a GIRL I have yet to see a boy that looks that pretty)

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome?

is he fighting? if so then awesome, otherwise weird

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how?

Sasuke, he wouldn't be a fucking prick

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics?

most of them.

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics?

yeah when I have free time at school I write the rough sketch of it.

27. Do you like lemons?

no comment.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

not even slightly

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?

yes, if you mean the one where they call Kakashi, David Bowie.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? The ones by Fiori Party, or MskyDragon?

??????? the fuck are you talking about? that a newgrounds thing? if so then no I usually others more interesting.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto?

no someone else got me addicted.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it?

I suck at drawing, The only things I draw are gory scenes and things for my ff, but 1 person recodnised it when I was trying to make a byakugan/sharingan cross (didn't go over well)

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and
said 'WTF is this?'

nope, I am sneaky

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?

no dumbass

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

??? no, what you want to mug me?

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

I'm not a fucking perv

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

NO READ THE DAMN MANGA HOW LONG AGO WAS THIS DAMN THING MADE?

38. Do you draw Naruto fan art? If so, count how many there are in your gallery.

guess and even better guess

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?

I'm a guy and I'm not gay, ask my friend Josh that, I would if he knew anything about it I guess. he acts gay sometimes, but he might not be.

40. Do you have a Naruto OC?

in the stories I have made in my mind, one is a VERY interesting characterI have been using for a long time now, so he is very developed. (he's been developing in my mind for 12 years, THAT is good development.)

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

you nuts? NO!!! (wow that was a dumbass question, I'm going back to reading Pandora hearts, THAT is what has aken over my life.)

favorite saying of all time.

this statement is a lie. Was it the truth or a lie? (bet you can't guess why) actually answer this I want to see how many people figure that riddle out.

favorite characters

1) Pein - hes got the fucking Rinnegan god damn it the ultimate eyes, and multiple bodies (hee hee imagine him with Sephiroth's body destruction galore, and I also love shinra tensei)

2) Gaara - hes awesome and massively strong (and inventor of my favorite techniques Sabaku Kyuu and Sabaku Souso)

3) Itachi - he was badass before we found out he didn't murder his clan, slightly less after. (who the hell doesn't like Itachi anyways)

4) Narutos made in fanfiction (my personal preference is dark but not evil) - they most of the time make Naruto into a great new character, some others just plain out suck

least favorite

1) Sakura - annoying bitch and a banshee (I humbly apologize to all banshees and dogs for that comment I should have called her a Haruno, but that was non-descriptive)

2) Sasuke - hes a fucking pompous asshole oh and gay (otherwise he wouldn't go to the pedophile with the ong tongue even if he wants power)

3) Orichimaru - same reasons as Sas-gay except he is more gay and has a fetish for dead people (not as much as Kabuto though)

4) Kishimoto's Naruto - Kishimoto makes a character I liked in the beginning into a fucking dumbass, he also has bad character development (in my opinion only apparently) he only develops in BIG steps not slightly as it goes on also he makes Naruto chase after Sasuke and turning him slightly fan-boyish (seriously read that part over and tell me that that doesn't look at least slightly gay or him drooling over the damn Haruno (only valid insult left for her left)

5) Maito Gai - spandex wearing freak with the ultimate genjustu which can never be dispelled, sunset no jutsu! *insert woman screaming*

as you can very well see I HATE GAYS, oh and I am VERY violent, and destructive too.

my favorite song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1-esh9IsIs&list=PL8706E0A1F9BD3241&feature=mh_lolz - black shinobi by Eddie Rath

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWrnvndENPo&feature=related - naruto 207 electro experiment by Eddie Rath

do this NOW

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down. I bet you can't resist passing it on when you're done!

this one too

so I took this test I found on NARUHAREM FOEVA's profile the urls are

URL of the test:
URL for more info:

my results

paranoid - very high

schizoid - very high

schizotypal - moderate

antisocial - high

borderline - low

histrionic - low

narcissistic - high

avoidant - low

dependent - low

obsessive-compulsive - moderate

its pretty accurate too its scary except I read up on schizotypal i'm only very very slightly.

quotes

sanity is when we don't realize that we are insane; insanity is when we realize that we were never sane - me

Life is a dream of madman. Why are you scared of this madman? It's only you." - Unknown

insanity, you say it like its a bad thing - Tim Burton