HI. Now, sometimes there's two of us, and sometimes there's just one, so...By the way, I'm brown dog, and black cat just might kill me for writing this, but she's my best friend, so she probably won't. We live in Lander, Wyoming, USA, and while I've never been out of the country, that lucky girl almost got to go to school in Monaco(?)!!!! I love snow, and she likes it too, but not as much as me (sticks out tongue at black cat). We've only got one joint story, but (black cat hits brown dog over the head) well, seeing as this is mainly her account, maybe I shouldn't tell you to read my stories written as Squirrelbait the Third. By the by, we're both girls, but I'm more of a romantic (please see the dictionary and/or consult Nealan Of Queenscove from Tamora Pierce's Protector Of The Small series for the definition of this word), meaning I write the mushy scenes and the battle scenes most of the time, because, well, yeah. She's better at starting stories and characterization, though, not to mention coming up with ideas when I've got writer's block!

Black Cat here! I just want to tell you some things about me before you get a bad impression from brown dog. I love manga, such as Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, Bleach and Inuyasha in that order. Only the kind in Japanese for Naruto and Bleach. I canot watch American Naruto and Bleach. Its just not possible for me.

My favorite kind of crossover is Naruto and HP. I enjoy a more cynical piont of rather than brown dog, and usually hate romance, like Brown dog said. I love any kind of character who nobody really understands, but is still awesome. Uh, yeah, thats pretty much everything.

Ok, now this is the big long part about pairings that everybody just skims over but is obviously fun to write anyway because everyone has one.

NO SLASH except for canon pairings and Remus/Sirius when it is part of a Lily/James fic.-this is coming from brown dog again, but I'm pretty sure black cat feels the same

ALL canon pairings in Tamora Pierce's Tortall series-both

Remus/Tonks-mainly brown dog

Ron/Hermione-both of us

Harry/Ginny-mainly brown dog

Buttercup/Wesley-both

Briar/Sandry-brown dog

Blade/Claudia-both

Elda/Flurry-both (?)

Uuuuum, yeah, this is getting boring, so I (brown dog the marvelous) am just going to say that we usually like canon pairings and that I have a weird and random sense of humor that flickers on and off.

We probably won't do any songfics or anything, or much romance, 'cause, well, black cat doesn't like it too much... Can I warn you, though, that we sometimes go for long periods of time without updating?

This is black cat. Honestly, Brown dog, dodn't start pairings if your not going to finish them! I didn't go to Jackson to pout, either! Man, you're annoying! Your still me best friend though... Um, yeah, sorry if we haven't updated in a while. :P. I'm working on the Eragon chapter with Lupin and Derk. It should be interesting!

Ok, back to the fun part of explaining us to them, black cat! Sheez, such a wonderful(ly strange) person such as the infamous brown dog may do what ever they like about pairings! ...Unless you say not too, of course. Don't hit me!!! We both like skating (ice), and swimming, and reading, and writing and and and..

ENOUGH! I AM THE ALMIGHTY PRINTING PRESS AND I COMMAND YOU TO STOP DITHERING AND LET SOMEONE ELSE TALK!!!

fine. Be that way. I won't give you the privilege of listening to my so-called dithering then! hmph