The Spork Girl knows she is not funny.

The Spork Girl has started a Tamora Pierce-category story. It is her first time, and she hopes she will make allies with the formatting. She would also like reviews.

The Spork Girl likes all things fantasy. Dragons, gryphons, the like. I'm not one to go babbling over prince and princess things, though. Spork Girl despises Mary-Sues.

The Spork Girl laments because she has not finished some books from HDM and TP's series. And because she has not read LoTR. Sniff.

The Spork Girl is an amateur fanfic-writer with a bad sense of humor. :o Please forgive Spork Girl if you don't like or understand what she is writing. Spork Girl encourages all the new fanfic-writers out there to keep on writing/typing. :)

The Spork Girl has a soft spot fpr these categories, in no particular order:
Card Captor Sakura
Tamora Pierce
His Dark Materials
C.S. Lewis

and there are more to come.

The Spork Girl supports these pairings:
CCS- Sakura/Syaoran, Eriol/Tomoyo; TP- Alanna/George, Daine/Numair (A/G AND D/N FOREVER!); CSL- Polly/Digory

The Spork Girl apologises for having wasted minutes of your life by having you read her nonsense.

"Ma, I'm thirsty. I want some dishwashing liquid. Dan says it's made with real lemons."

"Every man usually has something he can do better than anyone else. Usually it is reading his own handwriting." -Anonymous