Goomba King
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Joined 03-03-11, id: 2775147, Profile Updated: 03-03-11
Author has written 1 story for Mario.

Hi, I'm some random guy you don't know who occasionally writes stories, and as of a few days in the future, posted one online.

Still I feel feel some shreds of empathy towards you, so here are my promises, to you, the reader.

1. I will not write anything too racy to appear on American Prime Time Television. (No squicky surprises)

2. I will attempt to respect the source material, keeping cannon as closely as my sanity will allow

2b. I will pave plot holes, change details to fit the tone of the story, etc.

3. I will edit and format my work so that it is visually appealing.

4. I will never publish anything I don't think is decently written.

4b. Obviously my views are no predictor of quality.

5. I will try to be internally consistent in all of my writings; Magic A is Magic A, Science =/= Techno-babble, No Plot Holes.

On the off chance anyone wants to contact me for any reason, please refer to the below;

1. I DO NOT write pornography.

2. I am not interested in enlarging my penis, buying a house, or other spam.

3. I will not read poorly formated gibberish.

4. I cannot guarantee that I will respond to your reasonable request.

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Mushrooms by Innocent Fox reviews
Mario is alone. His later years are spent working for a less than luxurious lifestyle. The war that brought him together with Peach also tore him away from her. Little does he know, the rumblings of new conflict and bloodshed lie just beneath the surface.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Mario - Complete
The Trouble With Tribbles Firefly style by Batman and Ronon reviews
This is the product of me getting drunk and finding a pen and paper. Just a harmless little fic seeing what would happen if Tribbles took over Serenity.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 2/9/2011
Snow White by Cede-Lede reviews
River doesn't want to be Simon's pin cushion anymore.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/8/2011 - River, Simon - Complete
Spores of Change
A Dark Sci-Fi reimagining of the Super Mario universe. Two confused Brooklynites and a sheltered Princess try to save a world they don't understand, and end up confronting their own inner demons.
Mario - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,497 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2011