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How To Marry a Malfoy by
Romantic Fool reviews
After Hogwarts, Hermione Granger, aspiring healer and researcher, becomes Prof. Morwena Morgana’s protégé. However, her meddling mentor has some other lessons in mind, and with help from a little red book, Hermione may just end up 'Married to a Malfoy
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,485 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/21/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Hermione Malfoy by
superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5362 - Favs: 6,368 - Follows: 3,471 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sunday Night Sex Talk by
Priah reviews
With only a trace left of 7th year, Hermione makes a startling discovery. She is given the task of providing her peers the sexual education they so desperately need, with Draco Malfoy as her only assistance. Too much sex talk with Malfoy can lead to interesting things... [This fic is being revised!]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,754 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 931 - Updated: 7/18/2007 - Published: 1/26/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Mr Wrong by
MusikLuver reviews
Hermione Granger’s life is going great: She just got a promotion at the Ministry, & she’s engaged to the perfect man, Harry Potter. But what happens when Mr. Totally Wrong comes into her life? Is he really so wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,542 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Purely Physical by
burgundyred reviews
“Granger,” he’d said clearly. “I have a proposition.” She looked up at him, steely silver eyes boring into her. She trembled. "What do you say we embark on a physical relationship...purely physical." DMHG-sex-fic-with-twists!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,120 - Reviews: 1127 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 413 - Updated: 9/6/2005 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Divine Humiliation by
zarah joyce reviews
You humiliated me. I admit you played me very well. However, don't expect this to be the end. After a series of twists and turns, what will be the end of it all? FINISHED. NOTE: This story features Draco/Hermione, Ron/Pansy, and Girl!Blaise/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,508 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 393 - Updated: 8/30/2005 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Post Hogwarts Affair by
burgundyred reviews
Hermione's married to Ron, but it's more of a union of Ron&Quidditch. Desperate she takes a job at Malfoy, Inc. and develops an unhealthy obsession with her boss. Results include all the symptoms of a fullblown crush. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,981 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 10/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Delusion by
burgundyred reviews
Hermione reluctantly explores her wicked side with Draco to help him win a bet against Pansy involving Harry. What follows? Conspiracy, corruption, humor, payback, guilt, and sparks of all sorts. A twisty DMHG fic. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,156 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/17/2004 - Published: 9/12/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rise and Die! by
Fluff reviews
Draco and Hermione wake up one sunny morning just to discover that they're married, thanks to a crazy night of drinking. So they had a great night, but what about a great rest of their lives? Not if they can help it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,387 - Reviews: 820 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 3/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Child's Atrocity by
Fluff reviews
Several years after Hogwarts graduation, Draco and Hermione are horrified to find out that their third-year children are best friends. The worst part (or best, for the author’s plot need)? They’re both single parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 180 - Updated: 9/7/2004 - Published: 1/5/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Bachelor by
Fluff reviews
Hermione's mother is pressuring her into finding a boyfriend. On a whim, she applies and is accepted into the wizard version of The Bachelor. But what happens when The Bachelor is none other than Draco Malfoy himself? Funny fic! COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,068 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 2,261 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Candid Camera by
paradoxical reviews
[ Draco, Hermione, Ron ] Hermione, slowly easing into the art of photography, finds beauty beyond the cold-hearted and enigmatic Draco Malfoy while behind the camera.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2004 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blasted Muggle Contraptions by
heysweet reviews
"I don’t need people, alright? I certainly don’t need you of all people. End of story. So you can look as pretty as you want and attempt to outsmart me, but I don’t necesssarily think you’re lovely and I’m not admitting to anything.”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,167 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/4/2003 - Published: 11/30/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.