CryingWithTheWolves
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Joined 06-28-18, id: 10927112, Profile Updated: 06-19-19

~Don't worry, be happy~

Call me Trissie! Wolf is fine as well!

Country: Taiwan

House: Hufflepuff

Patronus: Dolphin

Favorite Color: Yellow

Fanfic Status: Actively reading and writing

Currently Working On: [Winx Club Forum] Together We Fall RP (Admin: Not The East Sea)

We could have never seen it coming- but he returned. Now we would never forget the day The Fallen Angel, known as Valtor, returned to our Dimension. He has taken Domino, destroyed every trace of the royal family and the Dragon's Flame. And now... Well now he's coming for the rest of us.

PM Status: My PM inbox is gladly open to anyone for anything! I love to discuss rant about ideas and the work itself with fellow writers and fans!

Main Fandoms: Winx Club, Percy Jackson, Harry Potter

Favorite Novels: The Divergent Trilogy, The Hunger Games, Heroes of Olympus, Land Of Stories, The Selection, Warriors, The Kane Chronicles, Magnus Chase And The Gods Of Asgard

Loves In Life: books, music, fanfics, writing stories, playing board/computer games

Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children, all Disney movies(Wreck-It Ralph, Big Hero 6, Zootopia, Moana, Brave, Coco, The Incredibles...all awesome movies with great songs), Wonder, Ready Player One, everything Marvel

Favorite Musicals: Phantom Of The Opera, Les Miserables

Favorite Computer Games: Township

Languages I can speak: Mandarin, English

Personality: INTJ, Architect. As far as my personality goes, I consider myself to be talkative and good-tempered, but I can be quite stubborn and inflexible at some times. I'm also a very geeky person and proud of it :)


Ships:

HP: DracoXHermione(my guilty pleasure ship), HarryXGinny

PJ: PercyXAnnabeth, TravisXKatie(these two are just too awesome), PercyXClarisse(that scene in Sea Of Monsters film where the two fought together on the ship? it killed me)

WC: BrandonXStella, MusaXRiven, AishaXNabu

Detective Conan: ConanXAi as friends but ShinXRan to make up for Ran patiently waiting for so long. (Ran, he's right next to you! The kid, who you bathed with? Yeah, that's him! Go beat his Sherlock loving crap brain!)

Greek Mythology: HadesXPersephone

Divergent Trilogy: TrisXFour(mainly because of Tris, no offense, but I hate the way Four looked in the films)


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“A lot of people think they know what a book is. But in reality not that many do. You see a book is not something you do when you’re bored; it’s not something you were forced to read for a stupid school report. No, a book is something more than that. A book is something that can make you cry for hours for someone who’s not even real (no matter how much you want them to be). It’s something that can make you laugh on your glummest day, at something that’s not even relatively funny. It’s something you scream at when something goes wrong and the idiot in the book won’t listen to you (no matter how hard you scream). It’s something that you get so lost in that you forget the date and where you are for a second. A book is something that’s so addicting that even when you say, “This is the last page, and then I’ll put it down,” you turn the page anyway. It’s your best friend through thick and thin, weather you’re black or white, fat or skinny, young or old. A book is just that- a book; it’s just that some people don’t know what a book is, even though you’ve known your whole life.” by xXIceshadowXx.

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"Being weird is an accomplishment. Being normal is a stereotype. Being creative is an gift. Being ordinary is a fantasy. Being yourself takes courage. Being someone you're not takes fear. Be the weird, creative, wild person you are today and stop waiting for the world to accept you. They can't and won't accept you as you truly are. You are the one who has to show the world that being who God made you to be is more important than popularity, more important than other peoples' judgment, more important than anything else you could ever pretend to be. Show your true self to the world today and bask in the freedom that God has given you to be unique!" ~Hawkmaid

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Some might call me a geek. I call myself an intellectual.

Some might call me crazy. I call myself ADHD.

Some might call me introverted. I call myself thoughtful.

Some might call me nosy. I call myself inquisitive.

Some might call me pessimistic. I call myself cautious.

Some might call me controlling. I call myself leading.

Some might call me a bookworm. I call myself a scholar.

Some might call me unorthodox. I call myself creative.

Some might call me loud. I call myself resonating.

Some might call me temporary.

While that may be true.

As long as the choices I make are mine. They. Are. Permanent.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you dislike being labeled negatively. And add your name to the list:

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat..
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend..
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser..
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude..
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff..
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black;
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive..
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino..
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone..
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch..
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch..
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser..
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker..
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo..
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex..
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED..
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish..
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean..
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian..
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I follow my fav celebrities on social media, so I MUST be stalking them.


Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine (not caffeine...but sugar!)

You'll check your email every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

Your emails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)


98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE!

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. (yep, and successfully knocked them down then I asked them why they were in my way. )

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think fanfics are better than the actual cartoon/movie/novel, copy and paste this to your profile.(cough, hmm, cough)

TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR IS SANG TO THE SAME TUNE AS THE ALPHABET...copy this onto your profile if you just sang it in your head to see if its true.

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sIɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever shouted out the first thing that comes to mind, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever shouted out random thing and then gotten glared at copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you've ever yelled at an inatimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile

If that inatimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world & like it that way, Copy & paste this into your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the fun of it, copy and paste this to your profile.(ME...xD, and deleting chapters once I discover what a piece of trash I wrote)

If you watch the trailers to movies on youtube even though you have watched the movie before or have it on DVD, copy and paste this into your profile.

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

This is weird, but interesting! If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this! (I can, and at first I thought I was going nuts!)(Show this to your stuck-up english teacher next time she/he lectures you for your spelling!*packing my tablet*)

If you believe girls should be heroes in books more, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Tris, Katniss, you guys ROCK!)

If you have/had a crush on a book, anime, or game character, then copy and post this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read people's profiles, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you talk back to the TV (often quite loudly), copy this into your profile.


Female come backs pick up line comebacks:

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.


Did you know:

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted


Why Questions:

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why are there so many "why" questions?


Name Stuff... Uhm... Stuff

1. Your real name: Mia

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xiam

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Mia-izzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Yellow Dolphin

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middlename and the street you live on): Jean Loreto

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first): Chemia


Reasons why girls are the best:

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (...that anyone knows about)

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. (...They already know)

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. (...Look above.)

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.(or do we…)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. (But we do it anyways)

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (..Or Skittles.)

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. (Mine will be the only one without lipstick on it.)


The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism


The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Please put this as a part of your profile and please help stop bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a greater heart and backbone will.


Percy Jackson Tribute

I promise to remember Percy, Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth, Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature, For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke, When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron, Whenever I see a sign that says "Free Pony Ride"

I promise to remember Tyson, Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia, Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse, Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca, Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico, Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe, Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel, Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO, Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!


You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…:

• There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

• Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

• When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

• You burn food to see if it smells good.

• You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

• Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

• You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

• You sometimes try to control water.

• You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

• You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

• Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

• You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

• You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

• Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

• You are a PJO character for Halloween.

• Recite lines randomly from the books.

• When you see/hear about anything myhtology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

• Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

• You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

• You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

• You have dreams about PJO characters/events

• You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

• That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

• In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

• You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

• When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

• You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

• You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

• You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket.

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds.

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

• You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

• You give all your siblings god parents.

• You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

• You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

• You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

• You still think 'Thuke' could happen.

• You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.

• You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

• Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, (as does your father) to cure your obsession.

• You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

• You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

• You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

• When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

• you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. when the dude at the desk looks at you weird, you announce that you're a demigod.

• you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

• you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

• you watch the movie and read the book every chance you get.

• you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in New York.

• you go to New York and ask for a man named Chiron and that you need to go with him.

• you look for a Latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw Greek field days.

• you try to find Rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

• every-time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

• every-time something or someone dies that you are close to, you blame Hades.

• you talk about them nonstop.

• You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

• You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

• Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

• You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

• You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

• You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

• You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

• You think George Bush is a son of Ares

• You know Muse is the best singers. (Get it, the Nine Muses??)

• Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

• When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

• You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

• Every-time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

• You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

• Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

• You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a test.

• And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

• You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

• When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

• You cried when you finished TLO

• You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

• Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

• You're in love with a fictional character

• You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

• You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

• You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

• You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

• You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

• You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

• You know which pages the good parts are on.

• You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

• You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

• You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

• You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

• You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

• You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

• You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

• You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

• Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

• You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

• You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

• The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

• On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

• You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

• You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

• You know PJO better then most sane people

• You have links to every great PJO site

• You add things to the list every day

• You know what you would do if you were Percy

• You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

• At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

• You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

• For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

• Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

• You are trying to learn Greek

• You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

• Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

• You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

• You have an instant crush on Nico!

• You just have to research more about greek mythology

• You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

• About 75/100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

• You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

• You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

• Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

• A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

• You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter/son of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

• You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

• You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

• You want to learn Latin

• You copy/paste this onto your profile


Fun Quotes:

-Something to note: 'Liar, liar pants on fire' translated into French and then back into English is: 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted.

-Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

-If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

-So what's the speed of dark?

-Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

-Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.(damn straight!)

-Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

-My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

-I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! (now that’s so me!)

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.(yep, sounds like something my mom would do)

-Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

-My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

-Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

-Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

-Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

-Paper may beat rock, but cannon balls make big holes in paper.

-The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

-Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.(and he’s hiding under his imaginary bed right now)

-I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

-Life is just the Grim Reaper procrastinating

-Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

-This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

-Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

-Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

-One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.(sounds like something I would do)

-WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.(that’s got to be meXD)

-I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me?

-I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

-When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

-It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

-It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

-The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.(and we’re heading for the normal ‘uns. LIKE YOU.)

-So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

-When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

-Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

-If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

-Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

-If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

-Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

-Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

-Life sucks and then you die.

-Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

-Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

-Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

-When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade

-Don’t mess with me, I’ve got a stick.

-Darcy- "Come to Cloud Tower. We have COOKIES!" Bloom- "Nah, Alfea has cake." Darcy- "ooh! Can I be a fairy?!"

-I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!(me_)

-Life was so simple when boys had cooties(you got that right!)

-I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends(believe me, it’s true!)

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-I ran with scissors, and lived!

-You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

-I’m the kind of girl who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

-When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

-I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

-I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

-Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

-Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

-One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

-When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

-When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

-I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

-All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.(damn straight!!)

-The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

-Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

-Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else

-Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.

-I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.

-What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.

-A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

-I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

-Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

-He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.(so I'm one?...)

-If you know me, chances are you hate me.

-Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork(and it will hurt)

-If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.

-Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

-Set sail in a general that way direction.

-It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

-I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

-Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

-All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important, school however, is another matter.

-Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

-Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

-Being mature is overrated.

-Being weird is like being normal, only better.

-I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

-Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

-One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject

-I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?(XD)

-As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

-Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

-Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

-Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

-If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

-Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

-Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

-We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

-Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

-I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A KITTY!

-there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

-dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

-the rules only apply if you get caught.

-some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

-I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

-Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film.

-The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

-Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him. Matthew Henry

-If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. J. D. Salinger

-Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES!

-Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly.

-Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

-When Life gives you lemons, turn them into apples and leave people wondering how the heck you did it!

-When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy.

-I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.(hey, you never know!)

-I didn't trip. I was simply hugging the floor.

-When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.

-Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over.

-Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

-Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

-If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

-Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more!

-Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway!

-He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

-If you can't convince them, confuse them.

-When life gives you skittles, chuck them at people's faces and say, "Taste the freakin rainbow!"

-Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain (I love this one!)

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

-Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

-You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (That explains a lot actually.)

-A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws

-Ever stop to think and forget to start again?(Yes!)

-Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-I didn't loose my brain, I sold it on Ebay! *smiles happily*

-I don't obsess! I think intensely.

-If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. (It will be painful!)

-When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons and ask for your oranges again!

-I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

-Whoever said 'Nothing's impossible,' obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!

-I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, Kill me?

-Love your enemies...it makes them SO mad!

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-God made Adam. Then said "I can do better." Then he made Eve.(This is SO me!)

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

-Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

-The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

-When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!

-I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.

-I see Normal people! QUICK!! Take a picture!!

-Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

-They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

-To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.

-I'm all alone, but I'm not lonely. Haruki Murakami

-Confidence is the ability to feel beautiful without needing someone to tell you.

-Better to try and regret it than never do and regret it.

-Even on the worst days, there's a possibility for joy. Kate Beckett, Castle

-A true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him G.K. Chesterton

-I've spent my entire life studying the human body, and I can say with scientific certainty, that what keeps us alive, more important than blood or oxygen or even love, is hope. Dr. Henry Morgan, Forever

-"What if I fall?" "Oh, but my darling, what if you fly?" Erin Hanson

-Happiness is not having what you want, but wanting what you have. Rabbi Hyman Schachtel

-Make as many great memories as you can, cause at the end of the day, we don’t get to decide the ones we keep, huh? Bruce Jones, Scorpion

-Everyone has a devil and angel inside them, my devil just works overtime.

-Taint me just a little bit so that I might survive, purity is a liability not an asset in this twisted world.

-Feel free to hate me for the lies you've heard, but who's going to stop you from hating yourself when you find out the truth?

-Get to know me before you begin my judgement, I as much as everyone else deserve at least a fair trial.

-You know me for a few hours and you think that you know me, I've known myself all my life and I still don't know me.

-Don't tell me to mend my ways, believe me they're beyond repair.

-It's your last day on earth, do you choose to hate or do you choose to love?

-Success is an addiction, a kind of drug, once you have it, you crave more, and will do anything to feel it again.

-I don't follow paths, I make them.

-Life isn't free you pay for it every day.

-Your eyes show you only what you want to see.

-Good was good...as long as evil wasn't better.

-Wrong is just what you are afraid to call right.

-There's only one rule in the game of revenge...get even.

-Regret is the poison of life.

-Life is all about choices…death is all about consequences.

-Darkness can't cast a shadow without light.

-Dear millionaires and billionaires, If you don't have a bookshelf that spins into another room, give me your money because you're spending it wrong.

-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

-The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

-Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI!!

-I'm not random, I just can't speak as fast as I think.

-Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crazy creature that doesn't know anything(HTTYDs are smart!!).

-Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

-Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

-Two men walk into a bar, the third ducks

-Duct tape is like the "Force" It has a dark side, a light side and it holds the universe together

-Smile. It makes the world wonder what you're up to.

-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

-I'm not random just a bit crazy

-We're not retreating! We're advancing in a different direction!

-Note to self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a those doors at restaurants that swing in and out to let waiters through.

-There's always a light at the end of the tunnel... of course it's usually just an oncoming express train.

-Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity.

-I'm nobody...Nobody is perfect... so I'm better than youuuuuu!

-If everything seems to be going well...you have OBVIOUSLY overlooked something...

-I have a grip on reality--just not this particular one.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

-I've learned from my mistakes, and I'm sure I could repeat them exactly.

-If life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

-Do not disturb, I'm crazy anyway.

-Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

-Keep smiling; it might make someone's day a whole lot better.

-The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

-Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

-Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

-An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

-You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

-I battle sarcasm with logic. I call it logicasm.

-You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

-Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.

-I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

-I smile because I have no idea what's going on.

-Did you know "gullible" isn't a real word?

-If at first you do succeed, try to hide your astonishment.

-Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

-Son, if you really want something in life, you have to work hard for it. Now quiet, they're announcing the lottery numbers.

-Irony: Falling down the stairs due to the distraction of the "Watch your step" sign.

-All generalizations are false, including this one.

-If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.

-I don't know what my problem is. But I do know it's really hard to pronounce.

-If you think nobody cares you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

-An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

-Drive it like you stole it!

-Sanity? I've never heard of such a useless thing to begin with!

-If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

-We have enough gun control, what we need is idiot control.

-Just remember... If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

-You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

-I didn't say it was your fault. I was just blaming it on you.

-A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.

-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive, anyway.

-There are three sides of an argument. Your side, my side, and the right side.

-The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

-Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: fear of long words.

-Always remember that you're unique... Just like everyone else.

-I'm on topic, just not on the correct topic.- SkyTalon

-Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius, and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. Marilyn Monroe


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Sisters in Flame by Rosalite reviews
Winx & Ever After High crossover/ Modern AU/ The legendary Dragon Flame burns in two prophetic princesses: Bloom and Raven. And while both possess extraordinary power, neither wants it. When their worlds collide, the girls begin to realize that they're two sides of the same coin and that greater forces are at work, pushing them down two distinct paths—whether they like it or not.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,645 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/28 - Published: 10/17/2018
Semantics Of Love by Forever-Fangirl-PJO reviews
Semantics: the study of meaning by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form. Love: Percabeth. A collection of drabbles and oneshots dedicated to exploring what that entails.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 52,803 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 8/27 - Published: 11/20/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Percy Jackson One-Shots by Lifeofroos reviews
I write one-shots about the Riordanverse. Mostly about PJO and HOO characters, but sometimes I‘ll do the Kane Chronicles or Magnus Chase. If you want to see a One–shot about something, tell me in the comments!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 142 - Words: 186,179 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 7/13/2018 - Annabeth C., Dionysus, Percy J., Leo V.
Young Gods by FandomDream reviews
Daughters of Hera, the bane of Zeus's existence. The Kron twins have been hunted for as long as they can remember. Connections are to be forged and shattered. Rated T for language and mild violence.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,581 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/8 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Annabeth C., Luke C., Thalia G., OC
Of Seaweed Brains and Wise Girls by guacamole lover reviews
They met online at age six. For a decade, they've been messaging on Tumblr with the pen names Wise Girl and Seaweed Brain. There are only two rules: don't share your location and don't share your name. Everything else is fair game—dislikes, obsessions, stupid crushes, etc. Now sixteen, Annabeth is moving to NYC, where she clashes repeatedly with a boy who feels uncannily familiar.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,798 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 1/10 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Blood I Shed For You-The 100th Hunger Games by Annabeth Pie reviews
Another Annual Hunger Games, another round of tributes. 24 Reaped, 23 die, only one comes back alive. The thing is, it's time for another Quarter Quell. Another thing, it's not just the Quarter Quell, but a centenial. Two horrifying twists await those who are Reaped. SYOT closed, but readers are encouraged, and welcome! Sponsors are also appreciated
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,039 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12 - Published: 4/22
Winx Club, A New Generation: Before It All Starts by RavenBloom reviews
Years have passed since the generation of the Winx Club. The realm of Magix is at peace, and the daughters of the Winx are just about ready to enter Alfea — ready, but not quite. Even so, trouble now starts to brew. Can the second generation of the Winx — the Magix, defeat an enemy before even becoming true fairies?
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,378 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/10 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Winx Club, Specialists] OC - Complete
time of our lives by Cahaya Sidur reviews
We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh? - Doctor Who
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,877 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 2/21/2018 - Helia
A Trix Story by Femke-the-lotus reviews
Sequel to "Befriending Valtor" A girl living a simple life on earth with her foster family, one day finds a group of three girls who appeared to be witched. Femke now goes to Cloud Tower school for witches with them. But what happens when she gets kicked out at the second grade? Will she still be able to be friends with the Trix and what is the secret of her new found medallion?
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14 - Published: 4/11/2014 - Icy, Darcy, Stormy
Parent Trap by darksoulrose reviews
In the divorce Musa and Riven split up everything, even their twin daughters. After 15 years of secrets the two girls meet at Alfea, neither one expecting the other. Though at first the two seem to be polar opposites they learn to work together through thick and thin and acquire something they've wanted for so long, a sister. Winx Gen II story, based off of Parent Trap.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 114,456 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Musa, Riven
Revitalize by shwetz2002 reviews
Accusations suck. When news breaks out that Flora and Helia's wedding has been called off, the two make a run for it to get away from everyone. And each other. 5 years later, they find themselves reuniting back home in Gardenia, both having completely changed over the years. When truths come out and friendships rekindled, it's only a matter of time until past emotions revitalize.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,984 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 7/31/2017
If It Had Happened Otherwise by Chi Yagami reviews
If Tom Riddle had never become Voldemort, if Muggles could steal magic, if the Hogwarts Express left from Platform Nine and One Half... Hermione finds herself in a dangerous place surrounded by familiar faces of the past, but history has changed and she must be careful to hide her Mudblood background from the Ministry, and an increasingly curious Regulus Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,972 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 11/8/2018 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Regulus B., Marauders
Keeping up with the Specialists by Be-Wherever-You-Are reviews
Helia took a deep breath, in attempts to keep focus to the book he was reading. "Just a few more years, Helia. Then you can leave this place. Far, far away from these trolls." He muttered quietly to himself. Riven snorted. "Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy." /In which Brandon is extra, Sky is Ken, Timmy's a troll, Nabu's just happy, Riven is done, and Helia wants to nap.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,290 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 10/28/2018 - Winx Club, Specialists, OC
The Unarmed Warrior by BlitzNyl reviews
After Zeus' plan is voted in, all gods get to work. Ares is trick into conceiving a son and decides to kill the boy, but after he changes his mind to spare the boy. Ares puts a curse on him never to wield a weapon. Left to be killed by monsters, the fates decide to help the boy and give him to the god Machitis to train him in hand to hand combat, soon to be recruited as a Roman
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,007 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 1/30 - [OC, Reyna R.] Nico A., Percy J.
With or Without You by Goldenwriter16 reviews
Helia breaks up with Flora for Krystal, just after she realized that she was pregnant. Feeling betrayed by her friends since they knew that Helia was cheating, Flora decides to disappear, sending the gang on a chase for her. Will Helia set thing right between them? For the sake of their beautiful daughters and for their own true love. Can Flora forgive Helia and the gang?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,724 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 3/13/2016 - Flora, Helia
The Pros and Cons of Fake Dating by guacamole lover reviews
Annabeth's expectations for Valentine's Day were simple: lie in bed, avoid people, and eat chocolate all day. She didn't expect to be banned from her apartment, or to run into famous YouTuber Percy Jackson, and to somehow ignite the wrath of his fans—all seventy million of them. How do they turn it around? Of course, faking a relationship is the only solution….
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,738 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/7 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Olympus - Your Social Networking Platform by polymerase reviews
Create an account or log in to Olympus. Connect with your godly friends and family. Share photos, updates, and incriminating screenshots. Ask the gods your tiniest questions and glean their eternal power. Olympus is the only social networking service you'll need for the next 3,000 years.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 2/11
Percy Jackson, Champion Of Hope by Moonhorse96 reviews
After having Achieved everything Percy is granted one wish by Chaos herself. His only wish is to have his friends back. There's only one way Chaos can full-fill his wish and that is by sending him back in time to do everything again. But not without a request. Chaos wants Percy to bring his adventure to a happy end. But not just an Happy end but an Happy ending for everyonef
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 132 - Words: 386,417 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 825 - Updated: 2/13 - Published: 9/3/2018 - Percy J., Gaia, Nyx, Chaos
The Way Out by SilverStars14 reviews
"What makes Four interesting as a character is the wall he puts up between himself and other people." — th; "And in that moment, she reminds me of myself." (Ch2); "I like her too much. There, I said it. But I won't say it again." (Ch10); "I like that she doesn't like showing weakness because then I feel like we match." (Ch16) ; The story of Divergent— narrated entirely by Four.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,648 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 11/18/2018 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Christina, Eric
The Deadly Seven by Moonhorse96 reviews
The Prophecy of Seven never started. We thought it did when we sailed to Greece with Argo II but in the end it was just building up towards the real seven. The gods believe I betrayed them and casted me into Tartarus. But I wasn't alone. I always had allies when I need them. And I made an oath to end Olympus. To Storm or Fire the word must fall and I am both. DARK PERCY!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 9/14/2018 - [Percy J., Gaia] Luke C., Zoë N.
Aphrodite who? by Izzie090305 reviews
The gods think they know Aphrodite but after finding a mysterious ring in her home that is said to belong to a goddess that has long been forgotten will they know the truth of this vain goddess? rated T because I feel like it.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/2 - Published: 1/18/2018 - Aphrodite, Zoë N., OC, Athena
Space Australia is Earth by FunahoMisaki reviews
You asked and I delivered. Here is the Space Australia story from my Random Winx Ideas. Don't take it too seriously alright?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,972 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 10/9/2018
Flower in the Darkness by ScarletFox Industries reviews
Lord Hades, ruler of the dark and dismal Underworld, is tired of spending his days alone. When his eyes fall on the young Spring Goddess Persephone, he makes a plan to abduct her and make her his wife. Persephone isn't too happy about that, of course, but will he be able to win her heart nonetheless?
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 41,968 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 3/1/2018 - Hades, Persephone
The Lost Sister by QueensKhioneandFernis reviews
[S4 AU] In a matter of minutes, the fate of the Earth fairies was changed forever. Duman lost his sister, but gained a second chance at life, in joining the Black Circle. As the Wizards begin their search for the last Earth fairy, Duman's attention is on Roxy's sister. There are far too many similarities between her, and his late sister, for it to be a coincidence. Far too many...
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/25/2018 - Published: 11/13/2018 - Roxy, Duman, Black Circle, OC
The Darkness of the Night by peoniesandpasta reviews
[Cross-posted on Ao3] As Christine Daaé leaves the Opera Populaire with her childhood sweetheart, Madame Giry's other daughter explores a forbidden relationship with the ominous Opera Ghost. [Erik/OC, OC/OC, Erik/Christine]
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 5/3/2015 - [Erik, OC] Christine, Meg
Winx Club Season 3 bloopers! by SolarFlare579 reviews
Ever wonder what happens of screen in the wirld of winx? Chexk out these season 3 behind the scene looks at what the fairies had to go through to ne the winx we know and love- I DONT OWN WINX CLUB OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, AND THHIS STUFF DID NOT REALLY HAPPEN IN THE CREATION OF WINX CLUB
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 11/23/2018 - Winx Club
Gem Tones by RaaJen reviews
A collection of sixteen chapters, each an individual story, pertaining to various characters with a Royal and/or wealthy background. This is my (late) reply to the Crayola Colour Challenge in WCFC. Prompts used will be at the top of each chapter. Rated T for safety.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/30/2018 - Published: 1/30/2018
Kiss Me, Haunt Me, Kill Me by lovesbitca8 reviews
"So," she said, and her voice was just as he'd remembered it, "you've chosen to haunt the castle as well?" She lifted her brows. "I'm dead. What's your excuse?" * Draco Malfoy returns to Hogwarts as Potions Master to find the ghost of Hermione Granger floating through the halls. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,867 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 55 - Published: 10/27/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
In Another Life by peoniesandpasta reviews
In her final moments, Eponine reflects on what her life could have been.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2018 - Cosette, Eponine, Marius Pontmercy - Complete
Their Journey Together by SeaEmerald reviews
If there is one thing you can choose in your life, it's the person you want to live with for the rest of your life. But life isn't always about perfection. It's about the mistakes you make and learn from along the way and the years you live by watching the people around you as well as yourself grow.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,171 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2018 - [Stella, Brandon] - Complete
Tratie by guacamole lover reviews
"Here's the deal," Katie said. "You turn my eyes back and I'll let you out." Travis raised an eyebrow. "And if I say no?" Katie smiled."Then you can stay in there for the rest of your short, miserable life and contemplate the consequences of your actions. That, or the natural benefits of whole grain cereal."
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2018 - Travis S., Katie G.
To Catch A Cheater by beaute-ephemere reviews
Hermione puts out an ad for a discreet relationship in the Daily Prophet. In fact, she's trying to catch her husband cheating. What could go wrong? / Written for the Houses Competition Year 2 Round 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/6/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Dark Corners of the Earth by Useful Oxymoron reviews
The war was supposed to end with the fall of Voldemort. Instead, it not only kept going but steadily escalated into a full-scale wizarding world war as two people who were thought to be dead pit their armies against each other. Now Hermione is desperately trying to find a way to save the wizarding world from itself… and from that which lies among the dark corners of the Earth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 35 - Words: 225,948 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 4/9/2016 - Published: 8/14/2015 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] Luna L. - Complete
Murder Most Horrid by Useful Oxymoron reviews
In a world where Voldemort never existed, Bellatrix Black is a cynical and dour detective working for the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, subdivision Magical Homicides. When she is tasked to solve a murder at Hogwarts, a certain resident genius called Hermione Granger happens to be her prime suspect. AU, Bellamione, liberal amounts of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 425,561 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 726 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 2/10/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Hermione G.] - Complete
Picture Perfect by tears-in-rain reviews
Real World One-Shot. "Those people don't realise what my job actually entails. They think it's all bikini and lingerie models or mega movie star." Running a photography studio isn't always the dream job people think it is and Brandon's job isn't made any easier when popstar-come-fashion designer Stella walks through his doors. SxB and undertones of other cannon couples
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,247 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Stella, Brandon - Complete
Corruption by Zadien reviews
Oneshot. Spoilers for season six though I haven't watched season six: Something's wrong and Riven's left Alfea, but he hasn't left Musa. He never would, after all. [He softened and reached out to tug her plait. "We are one. We're more, we're partners, which is why I trust you with this part of the plan. You stay, you gather all the information you can and you get it to me."]
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/6/2014
The Lioness, the Wizard, and the Broom Cupboard by tris-everdeen99 reviews
"The sight of Draco Malfoy charging out of a broom cupboard with a flailing Hermione Granger in his arms was met with a mixture of reactions from the students of Hogwarts. It didn't help that he was missing his trousers." Dramione oneshot for Jeb.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] George W., Fred W. - Complete
Princess Pals by Zadien reviews
Galatea glanced at Krystal. 'Hey, this is the first time I've seen you in your Fairy Form. It looks good on you.' 'You think' Krystal wondered, tugging at her hem. 'It's not very versatile...' Nova rolled her eyes with a huff. 'It's fine. It covers more than the Enchantix does.' Alt. ending for season 5 episodes 23-26.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,327 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 9/11/2013 - Nova, Diaspro, Galatea, Krystal
Changing Seasons by Midnights-AM-Child reviews
Nabu awakens to find the world completely changed. His friends have gotten older and had children, but not with the partners they had before he went comatose! After losing his family and his future with Aisha, Nabu plots to destroy the second generation and return things back to the way they used to be.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 75,475 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 2/28/2013 - Winx Club, Specialists - Complete
The Last Princess by Cupcakedoll reviews
My version of Daphne's death at the hands of the Three Ancestors. One-shot.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Complete
What Price Loyalty by Zadien reviews
During the Domino talks about Tritannus, Diaspro talks to Krystal about Helia and thinks about what her loyalty to her planet has cost her and with a little bit of input from Nova and Galatea, does Krystal rethink her 'relationship' with Helia? An outtake of what the the non-winx girls do when they have a little downtime.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2013 - Nova, Diaspro, Galatea, Krystal - Complete
Wreck-It Tecna by Robert Teague reviews
While exploring Gardenia, Tecna comes across Litwak's Arcade and decides to check it out. She soon discovers Sugar Rush has a problem...
Crossover - Winx Club & Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,370 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Tecna, Vanellope von Schweetz - Complete
Mutiny by Solarian Sunbeam reviews
What happens when Stella, Flora, Musa, Tecna and Layla have had enough of Bloom taking all the glory? One of two things can happen: get mad, or get even. It's time for the Winx Club to have their moment in the spotlight. Warning: not suitable for Bloom lovers.
Winx Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,440 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Winx Club
The Importance of Being Celibate by Chibi Horsewoman reviews
Somehow all six Winx Girls got pregnant at the exact same time. Now if I were younger and inexperienced this would be a really long drawn out story. But sadly I'm not younger and I just had my second child. So instead you're getting a parody
Winx Club - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,955 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Winx Club, Specialists
Saint Daphne by The13thVasilisa reviews
Daphne reflects on her decision to save her baby sister. Everyone thinks she's a saint and forgets her. But she's not a saint, not exactly. Please excuse her if she's bitter. Rated for a few lines of mild gore.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Daphne, Bloom - Complete
Great Fit of Rebellion by Kikurukina Bal Des'cagel reviews
Why Stella blew up the lab for a shade of pink.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Stella - Complete
If Bloom Peters Was Remarkably Self Aware by Stills and Photographs reviews
An ongoing series of deliciously snarky, humorous parodies of the Winx Club, written - mostly - from the point of view of Bloom if she was - you guessed it - remarkably self-aware.
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Bloom