Yo! This account is run by two rocking twins by the names of emma and shane. Shane is your writer, and emma is your profile designer/beta/story idea thinker. (this is emma speaking by the way!) I am pretty much shane's manager (thats what I call myself.) I am three minutes older and we are identical (we look alike) twins. My lovely sister is in the process of writing a story at the moment, but don't worry I have millions of ideas swarming around in my head at the moment. I think we are only going to write stories for twilight, unless I get a brilliant non twilight related idea and decide to write it down. Just for the record I am horrible at writing, but I think of fabulous stories in my head but when I write them down they suck. Hence my sister is the writer. Favorites/things we like: Music (all the cool people on my ipod and favorites in bold) : (Just warning you we like almost everything.) Ashlee Simpson, Avril Lavigne, Baby Bash, Beyonce, Blue October, Boys Like Girls, Carrie Underwood, Cobra Starship, Colbie Caillat, Colby O'Donis,Danity Kane, Daughtry, David Archuleta, Drake Bell, Estelle, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Fergie, Flobots, Flyleaf, Forever the Sickest Kids, Gavin DeGraw, Good Charlotte, Gorillaz, Green Day, Kardinal Offishall, Katy Perry, The Killers, The Last Goodnight, Leona Lewis, Lil Mama, Lily Allen, Linkin Park, Madonna, Metro Station, My Chemical Romance, Natasha Bedingfield, New Kids on the Block, Nickelback, OneRepublic, P!nk, Panic! At the Disco, Paramore, Plain White T's, The Pussycat Dolls, Rihanna, Santana, Sean Paul, Secondhand Serenade, Simple Plan, Tarkann, Taylor Swift, The All-American Rejects, Vanessa Carlton, The Veronicas, We the Kings, Wyclef Jean. My current obsession song is The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance. TV shows: Project Runway, So You Think You Can Dance, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, and others I can't think of because I am brain dead. Movies: My favorite movie is The Freedom Writers. I am not sure what Shane's fav is at the moment. Other: I love fanfiction.net, youtube.com, and my friends. My friends are the weirdest people ever but hey so are I and Shane. Proof of our weirdness (true Story): My friend Natasha was at my house and her and Shane were downstairs getting something to eat. Natasha, being as weird as she is, picked up a nectarine and rubed it against her face. Then she said, "It's like Edward because it's soft and cold." Shane not thinking through what she was about to say and using the wrong word at the wrong time said, "Edward is not soft he's firm!" Of course she was thinking of his rock hard skin but me and natatsha thought this was the funniest thing in the world. We got our friends interested in twilight and unlike most people I have seen I am not disapointed in Breaking Dawn. Funny sayings (only the good ones in my opinion) : Boys are like slinkeys, useless but fun to watch fall down the stairs. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back Boys are like trees - they take fifty years to grow up. (me: there's no way anyone can argue with that...) Friends will always be like "well, you deserve better", but best friends will prank call him whispering "seven days..." A friend helps you when you fall; a best friend says "Walk much, smart one?" A friend gives you their umbrella when it rains; a best friend takes your's and says "RUN, BEEP, RUN!" A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected; a best friend walks up to him and says "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A friend will bail you out of jail; a best friend will be in the room next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!! A good friend helps you when you fall. A best friend laughs and trips you again. 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. We're best friends. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a brdge, I laugh harder and call out before you die, "WAIT, CAN I HAVE YOUR iPOD?!. It's always the last place you look...well of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide. I agree with the dictionary; girls before boys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! People say that people kill people, not that guns kill people. But I don't think it would work if you stood in front of a person and said "BANG!" and they die. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. If at first you don't suceed, don't try skydiving. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. My favorite word is sarcasm. Everyone has a wild side-me and my friends just prefer to make them public Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head. Boys that make you cry aren't worth crying over; boys that are worth crying over won't make you cry. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Now a funny list: You know you live in 2007 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. |