From high atop the mountains of Asgard, I watch over the Earth vigilantly. I've dauntlessly saved fair maidens from the clutches of an evil reptile, recovered the pieces of The Golden Trine from the deepest reaches of the world, and even rode a flying steed through a rigorous tunnel rife with peril. Well...no I didn't, that level is too hard. Hi, I'm Xevamistic, and I'm gonna tell you some stories. Little kids, don't trust them. ASDF-I'M NOT A HACKER SO DON'T ASK!!! |