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I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, flyaway111, MyNameIsCAL, Cameron2579

Hey guys! (For lack of a better greeting.)

To anyone and everyone that owns a computer, welcome to my profile! I am the great cameron2579!! (In case it wasn't already obvious since it's right up there. I've been with the whole fanfiction bit for over three months officially, but I've been coming here for longer than that and reading all of your wonderful fanfics. I just decided it was high time I got one myself so that you may read my own writing and critique (as if my friends don't do it enough).

All right, let's get this show on the road. I normally hate home pages because it's always the same boring routine; we've all seen those, right? They make you yawn and hope the actual writing is a lot more exciting. But I decided I would spice my profile up! (Just for you guys. Yes, you...yeah, I'm pointing at you!) So, on with my spiffy profile page!

A little bit about myself...

1) I'm a female. (Although for all you know, I could really be a guy; some hotshot high school football hero named...Bob...yeah. But I promise you I'm not. Last time I checked, guys didn't PMS. (Well, not most, anyway. ;)))

2) I'm into all the usual stuff us fanfic...tors are: reading, writing, being on fanfiction. But I also like swimming in the ocean, doodling, sporks, making incredibly tiny clay sculptures, listening to music (who doesn't?), chocolate, balancing chemical equations, surfing the net, and hanging out with my crazy friends (and who doesn't have those?)

3) So here's a little fact about me: I'm Indian. Like, India Indian, yeah. Most people I meet say, "Like Indian Indian? slaps hand across mouth again and again while emitting a continuous sound to accentuate the fact that they're talking about Native Americans (Why they can't say that, I don't know), and then they say, "Or, like, /India/ Indian?" I'll just say, yeah, the /India/ one. One of my favorite questions is, "Do you wear the dots on your head??" Uh, am I wearing one right now? Yeah, didn't think so. Okay, anyway. So if you're some racist jerk who wants me to spontaneously die at my computer for being brown, just keep it to yourself, kay?

4) I'm a really nice person (Then again, who's not?). However, I'm really brutally honest. Seriously. Lots of people I know, especially my best friends, have told me this. I can't help it. I gotta tell it like it is. :) So just realize that if I review your story, you're gonna get the truth. Most people like me because I'm so easy to be around. I'm easily forgiving (which might not be such a good thing). I'm pretty laid back and easygoing (or, as my parents like to put it, lazy) :)

5) My life's pretty boring. Wake up, go to class, extracurricular stuff, come home, study, sleep. The End. And then repeat. Lemme have a show of hands to others who are living the same cycle. Yeah, I thought so. Actually, my life's always been pretty boring. No broken bones, no sprains, nothing that pops out that was totally amazing, no freakish birthmarks (no birthmarks period), no near-death experiences (except for my first swim in the ocean. (To those of you that might be laughing, I'm /so/ not joking.)). Never been bitten by anything dangerous, not even a bee or a wasp, never done anything daring, never gotten lost, never been "popular" (Although I'm not sure who'd ever wanna be that). I dunno, I almost wish I was a mutant, because that would make my life soo much more interesting. Can you imagine having wings like Maximum Ride, or being a wizard like Harry, or turning into a part elf like Eragon? It sure would make life really interesting. (Great, you know the saying, "be careful what you wish for?" Watch me wake up tomorrow morning as a fish.) Okay, no more talking about my pathetic life.

6) Once I ate tree bark on a dare. It really wasn't that bad, but I ended up spitting it out. It has this gritty and rought texture that feels really wierd, and it doesn't really have a taste cuz it's tree bark. My friend laughed. (She was the one who dared me.) I dunno why this is important, but whatever.

7) I was going to write something meaningful and heartwarming here...but I forgot.

8) oh, for the record i have very weird parents. i'm not talking embarrassing parents who show baby pictures of you, i mean weird. my dad is a computer hacker, and my mom does haunted houses. halloween starts in july at my house. once i walked downstairs to my ktchen to get something to eat, i opened the refrigerator, and the whole fridge is FULL of bloody body parts.

9) Which reminds me, if any of you need a kidney, I'm selling mine.

Alright, let's talk about fanfiction ettiquette. These are some little things I've noticed about fanfiction writers that really miff me:

a) dont taalk lyke dis its annoiying n rly stupid + no1 can understnd wat ur sayin. spelchek does xist.

b) When you review, please try to say more than, "I like it." or, "Write more." Thank you for the compliment, but I would like to know more about what you liked about it and why you liked it that way and if I can change something. More than getting a review that says, "ROFL!! :)," I love a review that both compliments me and points out something I did wrong, or could fix, or could do better. You know that lame message down at the bottom of the review box? Yeah, it's not bad advice. So if I review something, I try to go by that, and I would like you to do the same when reviewing for me.

c) When you choose a genre to write in, please don't make it just that genre. Like, romance (because that seems to be the most common). I understand that Fang and Max are in love, but if you go back and read the books, notice that they are not absolutely infatuated with each other every second of every day. They do notice other people around them. Other stuff does happen. Or Edward and Bella. If you go back and read the- oh wait, I forgot. Stephenie Meyer sucks. Please forget I ever said anything about her.

d) Author's notes at the top of a chapter: They're fun, I know. You kind of need to make them have purpose. For example, if you want to thank twenty people for reviewing, send them a personal message. We don't wanna know. Or when you're making up an excuse for not updating: if it's late enough for you to apologize for it, we just wanna get to the story. Just try making it short.

e) Which brings me to...disclaimers. These are fun too. Again, don't drag them out longer than they need to be. People tend to just skip over them if they get bored.

f) It helps if your story has a believable plot line. If we scoff at the authors of the actual books for doing something stupid, we're definitely gonna scoff at you for making Edward fall in love with Jasper and being serious about it.

Kay, I think that's all I'll put on my profile for now. If you've stuck with me for this long, I have to say I'm proud of you. I was just looking back over this stuff and realized that I started rambling everywhere, and that I have a wierd obsession with paranthetical statements (which, frankly, I should have noticed before), and now I'm rambling on again, even when I'm sure you have better things to do, like clean your room, or write a fanfic, or tame your rabid turtle. So I guess I'll let you go.

So thanks for dropping by. Now I've just got to work on getting a few fanfics up here for you guys so you can see them. Can't wait guys! So don't forget to drop by and read my fanfics, maybe review, maybe critique, and definitely enjoy.

Bye! (For lack of a better farewell.)

Max Ride Quotes!

"I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang

"I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride

"Yes! Freaks RULE!" ~Fang

"Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!"
"But we're grounded."
stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing ~Max and Fang

"I look like prep school Barbie. looks at Max Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." ~Nudge

"Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." ~Gasman

"You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." ~Fang

"Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." ~Max and Fang

"Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." ~Fnick

"Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." ~Max

"I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent. so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy

"Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." ~Iggy

"Fang? Are you - like Max?"
"Nope. I'm the smart one." ~Dr. Martinez and Fang

"Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." ~Fang

"Oh yeah,'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." ~Max

"'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment

"Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4

"The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang

"I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back, and then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4

Quotes

~You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same.

~When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it.

~It involved canned peas, a inflatable pillsbury doughboy, an electric floor waxer, and a large stuffed pig.

~I think he was miming 'Disembowl him with a blunt spoon...'

~I am a pink flamingo on the great lawn of life.

~Don't take life too seriously, it's not like you're getting out alive.

~I wanna blow shit up with my mind.


Please Mind the Language Below!! But it's HILARIOUS!

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."


How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101.

Copy and Paste this if you're a writer.


Other Random Stuff:

Guess what...I ran with scissors, and lived!

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true, ask the blind man, he saw it to!

you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile and write your name: MysticalPearl, MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,BlackwingRainbowtips. MyNameIsCAL, cameron 2579

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliche, Insane Winged Girl, MysticalPearl,MaxWing,sk8rchickmax,Blackwingsrainbowtips, MyNameIsCAL, cameron2579

Now for some of thoes random copy and paste thingys. So copy whatever applies to you on your profile!

If you love Max Ride and cannot live without it, post this in your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, And you do so at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you think Max and Fang should get together now copy and paste this into your profile.

If you relate everything to Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you still laugh rereading Maximum Ride, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you wish that you could fly so much it hurts, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you absolutely KILLED yourself laughing when gazzy said "'I vill now destroy de Snickurs bahrs!' then copy this to your profile!

If you've ever imagined killing off a fictional character to steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this in your profile

If James Patterson needs to get it all together, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessively, uncontrolably, in love with Fang, post this in your profile

If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile.

If you read Maximum Ride Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports in under two hours, copy this into your profile.

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If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

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If you have an increasingly sophisticated and extensive vocabulary, situate this in your characterization.

If you hate pasting stuff, suck it up and paste this anyway!

If you think rainbows are wonderful, post this in your profile.

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If your friends think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog), and you don’t care, copy and paste this is your profile.

If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile.

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If Faxness is one of your obsessions, post this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your view on Maximum Ride is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is annoying, copy and past this into your profile.

If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good copy and paste this into your profile

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If it irritates the crap outta you when people don't have a profile you can waste time reading, copy this on to your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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A friend calls you when you're in jail. A good friend comes to visit you while you're in jail. A best friend is sitting in the cell next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! LET'S DO IT AGAIN!" If you WANT a best friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If you live for that one moment when Angel sings, "Kiss me, it's beginning to snow..." because it is just too ridiculously adorable, copy this into your profile

If you desperately search every scarf sale you see for one blessed Marky Scarfy, copy this into your profile I finally got one!!

If you have ever talked to, argued with, or yelled at an inanimate object, copy this to your profil

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Finding Home by piperchick reviews
Takes place after MR2.Max was gone. Four years have pass and now she's back. She can't hide from her secrets. And her biggest one may destroy them all. FAXNESS and some IggyxNudge
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,867 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 384 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 3/16/2014 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Max, Fang
SkulBook by RKellyn reviews
Skulduggery Pleasant as told through facebook. T, but should be M for Caelan's profile picture. Follow the SP characters as they struggle with their crime-fighting duties...and the writing of their next status update.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 64,857 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 12/16/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011
Starlight by RKellyn reviews
'But Gordon's there, holding her back with tears streaming down his face and there's a scream coming out of her mouth that pierces her heart over and over.'
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,785 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Witches, Wizards, and Winged Mutants by Envy and Fury reviews
The Flock have been enrolled in Hogwarts, a 'special' school for 'special' people. The Marauders decide to take the newcomers under their wings, not knowing that they actually have wings. But really, how long can you go without being chased by lunatics?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,853 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 7/7/2009
A Second Life by Swimming Nut reviews
When Max was kicked out of the flock, she was left heartbroken and alone. Going to take off from a cliff to start a new life, she has a brain attack. Waking up in the land of Alagasia as the newest dragon Rider. How will she handle two different sides wanting her in the on going war?
Crossover - Inheritance Cycle & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,598 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Max, Murtagh
Butterflies & Lonely Caterpillars by klcarr892 reviews
How do you even begin to explain death to a toddler? A Jane/Child story because there can never be too many of those IMO.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,425 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Little Stars by Kourion reviews
It's a three week countdown to find a serial killer and his most recent victim: a psychologically damaged little girl with a remarkable likeness to Charlotte Jane. So of course, Lisbon's stressed and Jane's obsessed. Noncon/ Jisbon overtones/Hurt-comfort/ NEXT TO BE UPDATED :) I haven't forgotten about this!
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 35 - Words: 184,970 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/26/2013 - Published: 10/6/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Love is Blind by MyNameIsCAL reviews
Fang's relationship with Max doesn't feel right anymore and Iggy's been on his mind too much lately. He fights with himself to choose:Will it be Max or Iggy? As high school ends and college starts, Fang must decide. This is a serious story. FAX and FIGGY!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 58,349 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Fang, Iggy
The Scenic Route by tromana reviews
The shortest distance between two points is by no means the most interesting. Who knew how long Jane and Lisbon's attraction has lasted for and just how long it's taken them to give into it? Jane/Lisbon. Part One of the Notes on a Journey series.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,443 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Sorrows Contract by iphis19 reviews
There's really no other way to look at it: from the time they first met to the time they died, they have really made no worse decision than taking the Sorrows contract. Zephyr/Sev twoshot, M for Language, Insinuation and heteroerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Zephyr, Sev - Complete
Burdens by Wolven316 reviews
Patrick Jane contemplates the past, present, and future and what they mean for him. Better story than summary, Jisbon, possible two-shot? Only review numbers will tell ;
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,442 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lost Flame by Lyn Harkeran reviews
Skulduggery runs into a very old friend, who he thought was dead. His relationship with this person is rekindled. But he can't push aside his feelings for his partner Valkyrie Cain. Who will Skulduggery choose? In the Process of Editing.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
The need to forget by pumpkinnubbin reviews
The last case had been a nightmare; a living hell. She just wants to forget. She wants him to make her forget.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
If I Am Lolita by Gamma Orionis reviews
Cygnus always said he loved Narcissa and she believed him. But it wasn't the sort of love any father should feel for a daughter. Based on Emilie Autumn's song "Gothic Lolita". Warning: Disturbing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Narcissa M., Cygnus B.
Faith: A Sadie Ending by klcarr892 reviews
The Sadie saga seems to be winding down to a happily ever after when life throws an unexpected storm in the path of our happy couple. It will take the love of family, the help of Sadie, and more than a little faith to hold them together.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,771 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Lemon Pie by ShunKickShunKers reviews
Oneshot. Van Pelt shrugged and turned back to glance at her screen. The definition was still there. "Just… did you know 'lemon' had another meaning?" JISBON :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Too Late For Tea by klcarr892 reviews
Why is Jane so obsessed with tea anyway?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
For the Good of Society by NerdySkeleton reviews
After getting caught like a fool and being left to rot in a cell, Billy-Ray Sanguine jumps at the chance to be out there, catching criminals like him for the "good of society". Unfortunately, he's stuck with Funny Bones and Cain...This'll suck, huh?
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 53,590 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Complete
Rainy Day Games with The Flock by Fangalicous08 reviews
What does the flock do when there's nothing TO do? Read this and find out. R&R Please.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 65,242 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Complete
Lydia by klcarr892 reviews
Little scenario that came to mind after watching the finale for like the 10th time ;o
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Patrick J. - Complete
Hunger Games: Birdseed by Fangalicous08 reviews
What happens when the flock gets put in the country of Panem and all their memories are wiped out and replaced with new ones? Would they survive the Hunger Games? Read and find out.
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,208 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 11/29/2009
Red Mail by information specialist reviews
When Lisbon is accused of sending an inappropriate e-mail, Jane is too busy enjoying her dilemma to set the record straight. Minor spoilers for episode "Pink Chanel Suit". Inspired by Interpersonal Relationships written by Iloveplotbunnies.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A SCARLETTI IN THE STUDY by Agent M reviews
When a professor is found dead at a prestigious Academy, the team are called in...but why doesn't Jane join them? Stand alone story - sorry, no Red John, yet! PLEASE REVIEW - BRUNO HELLER liked it, Hope you do!
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Magical Mayhem: Flight of the HalfBloods by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
Apocalyptic dream/visions, breaking one boys heart, rescue missions and startling revelations about family origins? Not to forget an enemy on every side, threatening to overcome Max's sanity.Will she prevail? Third installment in the Magical Mayhem series
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 61,144 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Harry P., Max - Complete
Pendragon Parodies by pencildragon98 reviews
Your favorite hits, parodized-is that a word?-and sung by your favorite traveler/travelers. Requests are accepted. Well, they aren't all parodies but...you get my point. And again, another bad summary.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/26/2011 - Published: 7/11/2010
Torture by iphis19 reviews
Oneshot, Valkyrie/Skulduggery, straight-faced crack. M for Language and insinuation.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Skulduggery P., Valkyrie C./Stephanie E. - Complete
Lies, damned lies and relationships by Tinuviel Rose reviews
Jane comes up with his craziest idea ever: trap Red John by using a new girlfriend as bait. Oddly enough, Lisbon agrees to go along with the plan - but only if she gets the part of Jane's girlfriend. Can this possibly end well?
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
In Another Life by iphis19 reviews
Tanith/Valkyrie, oneshot, angst/tragedy/humor/friendship, and, above all, romance. Post-Mortal Coil. M for Language, Insinuation and homoerotism.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Tanith L. - Complete
Red Christmas Lights A Sadie Story by klcarr892 reviews
Red John has a special Christmas planed for Jane. What is it? Read to find out :D
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,376 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Ryder by Donnamour1969 reviews
1st story in my Season 3 AU series. Murder. Fog. Sounds like a fun Thanksgiving for Jane and Lisbon, eh? Plenty of humor, mystery and some Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,750 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Confession to a Lamppost by ShunKickShunKers reviews
oneshot. A drunk consultant, a lamppost and an unfortunate, unwilling peeping-tom. enough said . big hints of Jisbon xD
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Grace vP., Patrick J. - Complete
It's Not My Choice by Kiongozi reviews
After being captured by the School, Max Ride and the rest of her flock are forced to undergo an expeirement where their minds will be forced into a dream state that the whitecoats control. Their plan? To pit the flock togethar in a a Hunger Games scenario
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 1/16/2010
When Wings and Wands Collide by apropensityforcharm reviews
The Order of the Phoenix has a special task for the flock. But with things like Umbridge and Slytherins in the way, can they succeed? And a more formidable opposition is plotting against them... Will they survive? Set during Harry's 5th year, after Max.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 73,980 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/1/2010 - Published: 10/25/2009
Flight by the status is not quo reviews
Told through the eyes of Angel and Max as they face the challenges and dangers of Pandora. Pre-and-During Movie. Rated T for Language and Violence
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,835 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Angel, Grace A.
Symbolically Speaking by SasukeBlade reviews
Or, how to take analysis a little too far. Bobby is a Christ figure, Uncle Press is God, and Saint Dane really is just a fallen angel, like all his fangirls said.
Pendragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,847 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Bobby P., Press T. - Complete
To Seduce a Skeleton by NerdySkeleton reviews
Valkyrie Cain is no average Casanova, so she has to wonder what she can do to get the great Skulduggery Pleasant. Between her diary ramblings and battles between crazed spiritual fanatics, she wonders if she'll ever get the guy. Rated T for violence.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,339 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Complete
OOC and Other Natural Disasters by kikofreako reviews
The problem even Max can't solve? Crappy characterization, raging clichés, and enough teenage angst to make even Robert Pattinson sob. These are the case files of Maximum Ride fanfiction gone wrong. A parody. CASE FOUR: Nudge.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,870 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Nudge
Tanith Low Vs The Discount Supermarket by Ceres The Unknown Angel reviews
Tanith Low pays a visit to the local discount supermarket at 2 AM...What could possibly go wrong!
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Tanith L. - Complete
The Many Shades of Grey by klcarr892 reviews
At that moment she was sure her world only consisted of two colors: grey and red.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,918 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
There's No Place Like School by Bex Baxter reviews
A Gallagher Girls/Maximum Ride crossover.When Max and her Flock land on the manicured lawns of Gallagher Academy, the last thing expect is a group of highschool girls with unusual skills to find them.Bad summary, better story.Please read!Cam and Max POV
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Gallagher Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Max, Cammie M.
House meets his match by xXSweetestXAngelXNightmareXx reviews
House and Max. Need i say more on the clash of the stubborn? ON INDEFINATE HIATUS
Crossover - House, M.D. & Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 3/30/2009 - G. House, Max
The Revenge of a Madman by Yohohoandabottleofcokezero reviews
Patrick Jane finally captures the man who killed his family and tore his life apart.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Ninja Fang by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
It's better than Spiderman! Fang hits his head and develops ninja powers! Or, at least, he thinks he has....
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Fang - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2447 - Favs: 886 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Spader and the Seahorse by Aero-Dragon's-Sky reviews
Spader encounters a seahorse in the ocean. Why Vo Spader isn’t gay… or straight. Oneshot.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2008 - V. Spader - Complete
Mark becomes a lawyer by RentFreak reviews
Title sucks, but its humoruous, and the writing bug bit me. Reviews are LIFE! except track! please R&R.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
All Hell Breaks Loose by MovieBuffStarlet reviews
The bohemians cause mischief at an upscale restaurant.
RENT - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Angel D., T. Collins - Complete