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Hello, You Must Be My Sex Therapist by
venom with love reviews
Bella is a sex therapist. Her new client just so happens to be Edward, who is a virgin that comes to her for help. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,831 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 8/15/2008 - Edward, Bella
Truth or Dare a day with the Cullens by
lizzyvamp1901 reviews
It all started with a game of Truth or Dare. Now, the Cullens will remember that summer for the rest of their eternal lives. WARNING This fanfiction includes Edward as a stripper, DETENTION, Jazz being eaten and Bella getting arrested... by Charlie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 33,338 - Reviews: 1863 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
BET WARS! by
Mrs.Cullen42 reviews
This is a humorous story about Bella and emmett making stupid bets. It sarts out with Bella betting she can make Edward like choclate syrup in 1 week. Lemony in later chapters. EXB JXA EXR all vamp, but Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 45,209 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 6/3/2008
Truth Or Dare? by
Heyyyymuscles reviews
A childish game of truth or dare between Renesemee and Jacob soon turns out to hold more than they had anticipated as their love blossoms. Will Jacob show Nessie that she can't live without him? R&R Normal pairings, set after breaking dawn - spoilers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,372 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Edward and 'The Talk' by
swimminglvr reviews
Some point before Edward and Bella get it on, Edward asks Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper about their 'personal experiences' with the D. Go through the humiliation of Edward's first sex talk, and the many unfortunate ones after...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,483 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Edward
Truth or Dare by
Jamillia reviews
Renesmee and Jacob go inside when the rain starts, but she is bored. How about a game of Truth or Dare? Warning: Obviously, Breaking Dawn spoiler
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,726 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Edward - Complete
Sex Education by
vampirekisses1901 reviews
The one embarrassing lesson we all have to have. Only Bella has to have it with Edward... Used to be a one-shot but I think it may be a couple of chapters. GUYS I'M SORRY I HAVEN'T UDATED. I'VE JUST...FORGOTTEN ABOUT IT lol.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Edward, Bella
Sex dreams by
ATEMDAC reviews
what happens when Bella is babysat by emmett and jasper and she starts talking in her sleep........ funny little thing I felt like writing. hope you enjoy:D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 82 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Emmett, Bella
Sex Talks With Edward by
vampiregrrrl110 reviews
Edward is getting married, and as a doctor and father, I have a responsibility towards him. My 103 year old virgin son. This was going to be awkward.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,731 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/31/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007
The List by
GirlInTheShortSkirtNLongJacket reviews
On their way to a private island, Alice, Rosalie, and Bella decide to make a list of the best places to have sex. And then have a bet to see who can do the most places in 6th months. Lemons. All VAMPIRES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,598 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
The Family Talk by
NeverForgetThisPen reviews
Imagine Carlisle and Esme Cullen attempting to give their "children" a sex ed. lesson.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,626 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete